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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:31 PM
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a reply to: Phage

Vger......

If only it could understand Linguacode. It could have completed its mission.


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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

So do you think God gave Napoleon a small penis because he thought ... this guy's a jerk ... yet another war monger ...
I need to bring him down a peg or two from the average Joe

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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:48 PM
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a reply to: artistpoet
You have personal knowledge of Napoleon's penile dimensions?



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:51 PM
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a reply to: artistpoet

Maybe he was born with a regular penis, but through years of stress and issues in other areas in life, never got a full pump of blood down there, so he was a deflated balloon his whole life.

What a great crowd. Best.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:53 PM
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a reply to: Phage

Only by way of newspaper article ... apparently it was only 4 inches ...
but perhaps they mistook rigour mortis for something else
...and he was not that excited at death after all ... but then who would be.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 05:58 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

Well he was a bit balloon shaped and too many "Not tonight Josephine's" did not help



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:16 PM
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:24 PM
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a reply to: Phage

More than he would know what to do with, since it would be a new experience and he would probably get nervous and fumble around with his newly chucked wood.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:25 PM
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a reply to: tadaman

You, clearly, have no knowledge of woodchuckery.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:31 PM
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a reply to: Phage

No, A rougue woodchuck betrayed my master before I could complete my training.

I now seek this evil chucker, ready to avenge my master.....lol



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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:38 PM
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What do you think of my new avatar?



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 06:41 PM
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a reply to: EequalsMC2

I like it, but why not the one with the tongue out?

Still cool. LoL

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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:00 PM
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originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: InTheLight

tadaman: We have a dual spirit. A dual nature.

Is that why your avatar is shooting at everyone looking at your posts and at the same time NOT offering cookies and lemonade for refreshment (or at least pints of O-Neg universal donor blood) because 'you are not afraid'.


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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:09 PM
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I am just trying to cross the streams man. No one else is shooting back.

Well I dont have cookies, but peanuts? Cool-aid?

Cookies are a luxury! Like OJ! LEMONS!?? Do you think I am made of money? Lemon cool-aid is good enough.

I got only enough blood for 1 donation and redcross has dibbs. LOL


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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:16 PM
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originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: vethumanbeing

I am just trying to cross the streams man. No one else is shooting back.
Well I dont have cookies, but peanuts? Cool-aid?
Cookies are a luxury! Like OJ! LEMONS!?? Do you think I am made of money? Lemon cool-aid is good enough.

What streams? I am shooting back. Tang is better for you than Kool-aid. Your money situation is none of my business.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:19 PM
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a reply to: vethumanbeing

Tang, do you think this is the 70s?!

One go to flavor and astronauts dont even drink the stuff....whats the point?!

Also, I save my cookies for santa.

P.s.

If anyone ever asks you if you are a God you say YES! Or else we WILL have to cross the streams.....sheesh
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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:33 PM
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originally posted by: tadaman
a reply to: vethumanbeing

Tang, do you think this is the 70s?!
One go to flavor and astronauts dont even drink the stuff....whats the point?!
Also, I save my cookies for santa. P.s.If anyone ever asks you if you are a God you say YES! Or else we WILL have to cross the streams.....sheesh

No one asks me IF I am God. Tang was a dehydrated powder Astronauts drank in space after adding water (a first) commercial for General Mills. What stream (again) not the river Styx?
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posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:52 PM
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originally posted by: vethumanbeing
Tang is better for you than Kool-aid.


Of course it is. Everyone knows the astronauts went to the Moon just so they could have some Moon tang.



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: Bedlam

ba dum dum



posted on Mar, 5 2016 @ 08:54 PM
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a reply to: tadaman
Ask you anything? Why are the Absolute and Infinity in disagreement (war) with each other (they are).
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