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I am a mermaid

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posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:39 PM
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Sorry I talk about reincarnation so much, its starting to annoy myself but just wanted to let everyone know that I talked to our local "psychic" the other night. He hangs out at a popular bar and actually sets up and has a cool "business" of sorts. Everyone likes him and he makes good money. He didn't charge me anything but I bought him a beer. Anyways, he is certain that I was a mermaid in a past life.

So, is this even possible, considering that mermaids are not real? I guess they could be, on another dimension, or maybe they were but are now extinct and only stuff of fairytales now? I want to believe him but I don't think they were ever real, there is not scientific proof, and if they were, they were more like fat manatees and not gorgeous long-haired princesses.

But I don't know much, tooth fairies are real prob. Im finding out that ghosts are real and our loved ones don't really die. I guess I could have been a mermaid?
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posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:41 PM
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a reply to: veracity sounds fishy to me.



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:42 PM
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a reply to: veracity

Sounds a bit fishy to me

Seriously ... Mermaids are the stuff of story's only
Demand your beer back



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:43 PM
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Sorry I talk about reincarnation so much, its starting to annoy myself but just wanted to let everyone know that I talked to our local "psychic" the other night.


Sorry, have we met?




Im finding out that ghosts are real and our loved ones don't really die. I guess I could have been a mermaid?


Sure, why not? I'm certain there are people on this site who have spent many an incarnation as a suppository. Mermaid, easy.
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posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:43 PM
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a reply to: veracity

Did you buy him the beer before or after his psychic revelation?



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: TerryMcGuire

You beat me to the punchline
Mr McGuire



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:44 PM
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originally posted by: veracity
...and if they were, they were more like fat manatees and not gorgeous long-haired princesses.


I suppose it all had to do with how much grog the sailors back then drank.

Whenever I go to the bar the fat manatees always metamorph into long haired princesses. It is quite miraculous.




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posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: veracity

Sounds like he was just fishing for some tail.



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:44 PM
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a reply to: veracity


I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down couldn't understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now I got my wish...



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:45 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down couldn't understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now I got my wish...


I never suspected you were a gay fish.



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:46 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your mofoin' fish tank



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:47 PM
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It was probably that you thought you were a mermaid and identified as a mermaid, and therefore you were a mermaid. Should we now call you Ariel?



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:47 PM
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This is why I love ATS.



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your mofoin' fish tank


Lucky for you I am an octopus.



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:50 PM
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a reply to: artistpoetIt was just laying out there for all the world to see, Artist.
You just took extra time to add "Seriously ... Mermaids are the stuff of story's only
Demand your beer back ' otherwise the world would have taken a different course through the cosmos and it would be you that is going to garner all the stars instead of me.

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posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:51 PM
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originally posted by: veracity
So, is this even possible, considering that mermaids are not real?

Yes it is possible.

Do you have a specific unique urge to walk along a small cove and you cannot explain why ?



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:53 PM
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originally posted by: WakeUpBeer
a reply to: veracity

Did you buy him the beer before or after his psychic revelation?

...and was he wearing Beer Goggles when he called you mermaid?



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: Lysergic
Down the frozen fish aisle feeling like a whore



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:54 PM
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best thread ever



posted on Dec, 14 2015 @ 02:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I guess these guys had a lot of grog





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