The Shed 2

a reply to: TDawgRex

Lol, sure...

If bail consists of pocket lint and old bus tickets, then I'm your go to guy!

a reply to: TrueBrit

Oh, I'm sure that a couple of UK bus tickets would get their underroos all inna wad.

At least enough time for me escape.

a reply to: TDawgRex

I'm a locksmith,
And a cad,
So don't be silly lad,
I'll bust you out,
Should you be in the clink,

You're a buddy,
You're a dude,
So unless you think it rude,
When your sprung,
I'll see you in the pub for a drink!

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: TDawgRex

I'm a locksmith,
And a cad,
So don't be silly lad,
I'll bust you out,
Should you be in the clink,

You're a buddy,
You're a dude,
So unless you think it rude,
When your sprung,
I'll see you in the pub for a drink!

And of course, I'd be buyin'!

a reply to: TDawgRex

Hmmm... If I had just busted you out of the slammer... Yes I think I would be owed a beer by that point, however, having just fled the law, one is not expected to have a wallet upon ones person. I am sure I could shout you a round until you accessed some sort of funds!

originally posted by: SyxPak
a reply to: gimmefootball400

Good Morning to ALL!!! Hope today brings smiles, and some happiness to everyone. I have a feeling that someone, (one of us) will have an unusual experience today. I woke with this feeling. Not sure of whom it will be, but it will be something totally different from their usual daily activities, unexpected, and truly remarkable. Maybe a lottery winner? Maybe they will meet someone here, who lives down the block from them? I don't feel it will be bad though. I Dunno......

(don't ask why I feel this, I just do.)

I had an unusual experience - Spent a week working on a project at work, and the day of presentation it all decided to vanish in front of my party

Chances of that happening to me? I had a better chance of being eaten by a graboid.

On the plus side though, step 1 of 2 for restoring my rainbow trumpet is done; all the dents are removed, so the only thing left to do is lacquer it up, and show it off.

Hope everyone's days are going better than mine.

a reply to: fossilera

Your day is going awesome dude! A Graboid!? WOW! Where ya at so I can grab my rifles and come to were you are.

I wonder how they taste?

As for the presentation...pfft...there is always tomorrow.

BUT GRABOIDS!? WOW! YeeHaa!

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: TDawgRex

Hmmm... If I had just busted you out of the slammer... Yes I think I would be owed a beer by that point, however, having just fled the law, one is not expected to have a wallet upon ones person. I am sure I could shout you a round until you accessed some sort of funds!

I'm a schmoozer....I schmooze. I can get a free drink if need be. Granted, I'm no man-whore. But most women don't flee upon my countenance. They're just usually curious...as in "An ape can talk?" Hey...it's a foot in the door.

a reply to: TDawgRex

Heard them graboids taste like chicken - All joking aside, I do live in their territorial habitat; open fields, lots of dirt, and several tall pine trees for the suspecting villagers like myself that know they make too much noise.

As far as presentation goes, it's sadly a lost cause; I'm in damage-recovery mode right now (knew I couldn't trust those pixies, always up to mischief at the last minute).

a reply to: fossilera

Wow Foss Man, I guess I done did have an actual premonition then> But I didn't feel it would be somethin bad. My bad there I guess huh?
Freakin Graboids?! Wowsas Man!! LOL!!!


TDawg, You Ape Whore! But Hey, if it works for some free beer, what the hey?! Right?! LOL!!!


True, I'll mail ya some black shades to go with yer black attire for jail breaks, ok Man? LOL!!! And yes you do carry ID for those. Just be sure to carry the ID of someone who you don't like, and conveniently leave it nearby, for the neccessary diversion, You know?! LOL!!!

a reply to: fossilera

Been there, done that. Death by Powerpoint. I've learned to hate that program, though there were a few times I did have fun with it. Damn near got me fired. Oops!

originally posted by: TDawgRex
a reply to: Night Star

Maybe you can refresh my memory since Google isn't helping. Back in the 80's I was reading a series I believe by Terry Prichart?. It was humorous and had a lot of wordplay in it. It also crossed the line between the RL and fantasy. Pre Harry Potter so to speak. (I haven't read that series though, just seen the first flick)

I'm also a fan of Harry Harrison (The Stainless Steel Rat) and Douglas Adams (RIP). I also enjoyed the Vince Flynn novels (again, RIP), hell, I could go on. I do love my history books, but try to alternate them with fiction. About the only thing you woun't catch me reading is a romance novel. Too many hugs in those.

There was a Terry Pratchet who was the the author of Disc World. Is that who you mean? Bah, romance books sucks! They are all the same, boy meets girl, boy and girl can't stand each other and end up falling in love. BORING! LOL

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: TDawgRex

Terry Pratchett

Creator of the Discworld, upon which many of his works play out, with various characters, some of which (most) have several book long story cycles. Arguably the most famous of these characters in book circles at least, is the feckless, and utterly inept wizard, Rincewind, if I recall correctly.

en.wikipedia.org...

Linkage will take you to the data bud.

Oh, LOL I answered as I was catching up in the thread and didn't realize someone answered already. LOL

Got Miss Mousie the rat a plastic ball she can walk around in. You open the top, place the animals inside, put the top back on and watch her roll across the floor and back. LOL Funny as hell! I had no idea rats could jump. She is part kangaroo I swear! Gave her a bath one day and she was all wet and slippery and jumping out of the sink while I kept screaming NOOOOO!!!! Rinsed her off fast as lightening and put her back in her cage. Later I was cleaning the cage out and she starts again with the jumping out. I was like what the eff??? So I stuck her in her ball and was able to clean the cage in peace.

Tuesday is my day out with Linda, out to eat and shopping. Thursday is my appointment with the blood specialist.
Please, please, please don't find cancer again or some other horrible thing.

End of August/early September I will be spending the weekend with another best friend I haven't seen in a while. She lives close to the ocean. Great seafood restaurants and quaint little shops. She and her hubby have a golden retriever and I'm not used to dogs. I had my face close to the dogs and I sneezed and he growled at me. Scary and funny at the same time. LOL I'm a cat person, I know what to expect from cats and their warning signs if they are pissed. Dogs...I have no clue. Teeth showing and growls kind of freak me out. Ya Know?

a reply to: Night Star

Both cats and dogs respond well to serenity.

If you are calm and full of peace, then most anything with more legs than you have will be alright by you!

With regard to the blood specialist, what can anyone say, other than to reiterate that you are in my prayers Night Star!

New poem up!

www.abovetopsecret.com...

a reply to: TrueBrit

Thanks for the prayers True! I'll take all the prayers I can get.
After all the crap I have been through over the years...Losing my Father, having a beloved husband turn into an EX, being hit by a minivan as a pedestrian,, having cancer, becoming disabled with spinal problems, being in pain every day of my life and not being able to do things that I used to etc...I just want to be left alone. I just want peace. I'm like a vulnerable child sometimes or a porcelain doll that can easily break.

I have been a warrior for so long but that sword gets heavy after a while. Ok, some eggs and sausages and coffee and I'll feel better.

Hello everyone. I'm back home after a very busy and wonderful holiday. I have not caught up with anything in the shed except this page. So as far as I know...

TrueBrit and TDawg are planning a jail break. Foss is flaying himself on the alter of the gods of powerpoint in the vain hope of redemption, Syx is hunting graboids (be careful please Syx, those graboids can be mean) and Night is running a rat amusement park / salon.

When I have a little time I will try to catch up with you all, but I just wanted to pop in and say hello, I am still alive and need a holiday to recover from my holiday. Aaah, sigh...

a reply to: Mura44

Hehe!

Welcome back Mura!