Venezuelan Asylum Achieved, Snowden reveals UFO Documents

CARACAS, Venezuela – Edward Snowden, the leaker of NSA surveillance documents, was granted asylum in Venezuela on Friday. With safe harbors in sight, Snowden was willing to share shocking and world-shattering exclusive secret government documents with The Internet Chronicle.

Snowden’s testimony was as follows:
“The highest levels of government don’t know what to do about UFOs, and the official story that they are all merely weather balloons or natural phenomena have been clearly dismissed. If anything, these documents speak about UFOs as if they are surely guided by an intelligence beyond our own. As it turns out, the most credible and inexplicable sightings are of vehicles that have been spotted leaving the sea floor at hydrothermal vents and directly entering solar orbit . . .

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Great thread and information.

S&F for you, friend!

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Highly unlikely story.

Much like the wikileaks UFO "leaks" this looks like its written by some wishful thinking 'disclosure' fan boy.

Where are the documents?

Why so many easily verifiable inaccuracies?

Well surely this has to of been posted already. I have a feeling it was also probably declared a hoax... I mean that website doesn't seem very credible. Are than any better sources for this which can prove that Snowden actually said these things?

Assuming for a moment that he did say these things, I don't think he is very well informed. Just because they see UFO's travelling to the depths of our oceans doesn't mean they are travelling into the mantle. My personal theory would be that they have bases set up in the deepest parts of the ocean but they aren't terrestrial beings.

looks like bunk. Smells like bunk. you tellin me some no-name internet site scooped the whole damn world of journalism? maybe, but not likely

This doesn't seem real. Would have hit the guardian first.

The story is biblical....
there's more formatins on the sea floor.....

So they are saying that someone is living in our basement an we are not aware of it?

Well, True? False? I'm not making the call because with so many secrets, myths, conspiracies coming out as true or pointing at the possibility as true, who am I to say?

But in this post you will experience many that "Know" for sure that it isn't possible.

They JUST KNOW...

Peace

I'm with the majority on this one, it sounds kinda far fetched.

If this is legit he would have gone to a reputable news agency with verifiable documents.

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Sounds like a Hoax to me

A quick search of "snowden ufo" on Google brings up beforeitsnews as a source of this story.

So...yeah.

This was posted last night and subsequently vanished into the bin.

Which bin, I do not know.

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from the same site:

Hourly Breaking news updates

Snowden Gone Wild!
Snowden unveils NSA Satellite SAURON Program targeting Citizens
Supermarkets collect metadata with discount cards, says Snowden
North Korea grants asylum for Snowden

The Snowden Gone Wild! article supposedly quotes from Snowdens' twitter account but as Glenn Greenwald tweeted already weeks ago:



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no one ever research operation "high hump?"

Also from this site ....

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I think its safe to assume that Snowden hasn't revealed any UFO Documents

Why hasnt this thread been moved to HOAX, since it obviously is one.
Like the other thread on World Wide Arrest Warrants Issued For Bush and Obama 2013 that should also be dumped.

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How would a man (Snowden), who worked for an outside agency with a government contract to monitor phone calls, have access to UFO documents? Is the government spreading disinfo to ruin Snowden's credibility?

Be nice to see Snowden confirm on camera to verify he is source of this information. The human race will eventually have to accept on the galactic scale we are ants compared to other species out there, and one of those may well of evolved right below our feet.

This was posted yesterday.

Once the thread author realized it was a satire site, he/she requested it be closed and the thread was 404'd.

Just take a look at the "About" page on that site. Pretty obvious it is all fake. (censored for language)

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