Dear People Of Earth. We Will Be Arriving Soon. Remain Calm.

Have any hot blonde females to visit me? Otherwise I have a present for you. Just accept the upload into your mothership. Don't worry. We come in peace. You can trust us.

"Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
Attention all planets of the solar federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control"

2112...... The boys of Rush were right.

Oh, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

a reply to: nerbot

we are friends.

The only difference between friend and fiend is an R.

Fantastic guys! You couldnt have picked a better time, Dr.Pepper just released a new Cream Soda flavor!

I for one welcome you to our home. Please remove your shoes before you come inside. Forgive the mess, if you can give us a couple days heads up before arrival we can pick the place up a bit probably. Some of my roommates might be jerks but they are angsty techno goths and are actually really cool once you get to know them.

No, thank YOU for YOUR cooperation.

Edit: On a not so serious note, I am 100% switching teams to the first intergalactic or interdimensional entities to show up. Later losers, suck space bees I am bailing in a UFO.

a reply to: nerbot

If you're not coming to help me fold laundry and scrub the floors please don't bother.

a reply to: nerbot pretty obvious these aliens ships come from somewhere,could be center of earth,true history has been changed,looks like we are much less intelligent then prior civilization

a reply to: nerbot

Is every message gonna be that long? Cause if so I'm guessing ya'll kinda fell off on recon a few decades back. There's this thing called ADD that a lotta humans got that....
Nevermind. You do you...

originally posted by: GeauxHomeYoureDrunk
a reply to: nerbot

If you're not coming to help me fold laundry and scrub the floors please don't bother.

OK, you will be left to your duties.

originally posted by: sputniksteve
I am bailing in a UFO.

Yes, your storage will be provided.

a reply to: nerbot

So was this a dream or is this a prediction?

Lovely either way when you think about it.

Although first thought was WTF you plaguing us with a pandemic for if you are here to help?
There certainly would be other more helpful and peaceful ways to get us to listen...

*raises an eyebrow*

not a good time right now, please call again later.

originally posted by: Darkblade71
Although first thought was WTF you plaguing us with a pandemic for if you are here to help?
There certainly would be other more helpful and peaceful ways to get us to listen...

Perhaps that is stage 2.

holding out is duplicitous , to what end ?

a reply to: nerbot

Wishfull dreaming...nobel thoughts.. If true these ET's should keep away from earth because the first human being with a gun will try to shoot them out of the sky. Please tell them this in your next contact with them..

originally posted by: Nickn3
Are you here to serve man?

Yes. On a bed of rice with gravy.

a reply to: nerbot

Pretty sure it was shazbot.

Nanu nanu earthling.

originally posted by: zatara
a reply to: nerbot

Wishfull dreaming...nobel thoughts.. If true these ET's should keep away from earth because the first human being with a gun will try to shoot them out of the sky. Please tell them this in your next contact with them..

OK, so interstellar travel means they are powerless.

a reply to: nerbot

Could you send me a two seater space vehicle with life support system food and a manual please.

Yours in anticipation.


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