So, I bought a crown (for my head).

a reply to: MystikMushroom

That reminded me of a joke.
Perhaps you've seen it.

It goes something like (I'm terrible with jokes!):

I went to the Dentist and he said I needed a crown and I was like
"I know, right?!"

60 bucks? The lead poisoning hospital bill will be way higher

Probably is radioactive due Chernobyl too

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Are you poking fun at my teeth again. I wrote her a poem on page one about the Crown lol

originally posted by: Quantum12
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Are you poking fun at my teeth again. I wrote her a poem on page one about the Crown lol

Her? That's a manly crown for a man, I think he is a he, that happens to like he's but I don't know

Or maybe is the other archer mod... So confusing...

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Oops. LOL...

here so none of you feel left out

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a reply to: MystikMushroom

Haha thats awesome Lord Mystik of the Shroom.

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

Your back. That was really nice...

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EDIT: I heart you all too awesome thread

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Mine is the coolest because probably is the only one made with love... I will proceed to force my kid to make me one now

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

I LOVE mine!!!

I happen to think it IS the prettiest!
LOL

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Here is yours

a reply to: Quantum12

You're a funny one, aren't you?

Except I am a QUEEN!!!!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

I was not going to show your photo but you are a queen

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Here is yours

i'd rock it like a baller

#truestory
#thestruggle

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

As thou lays with thee I see and you see thee. May thee be. Lol

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

Nice. Now i can wear a crown while on my throne

I actually really like it. How do you make it fit? Is it custom made for your brain holder?

It looks pewter. I have a pewter belt buckle from my Grandfather, be REAL careful if it is. That stuff is super soft. Was this a drunk purchase? I'd love to hear the thought process leading up to the search for such a thing!

Nothing to flashy -- just something I can wear to the grocery store or whatever.

Lost it.

I'm enough of an idiot that I would actually ask the guy wearing a crown at the grocery store about it. Take care, sorry I was a dick the other day. I think this is pretty hysterical. I once got in a fight online about whether having flamingo or peacock would be more luxurious for Thanksgiving (I lost, flamingo is more luxurious). I feel like if you wear a crown a starling would be luxurious. Do we get a picture? I'd love to see a very serious selfie at a train station or something!

Wow, I love your new crown! That is awesome! I knew Etsy had a lot of cool things, but never even thought to look for a crown! As a direct descendant of King Charlemagne, I should have something nice! Hell, I never even got a candle stick! LOL

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No No let me help. Furry spider

That is the crown. Mr furry I am a good crown doing my business. My crown fell with a frown now please get me a leaf to well wipe with. I really am a good spider!