I like that word, 'Phantasmagoria'. It means 'Mental representation' or better yet, an improved more svelte imaginary version of reality.
Delusional, as in looking at a festering pit of pure crapulance while envisioning the 'Garden of Eden'. Much in the same way Wall-street looks at our
economy and screams 'Buy Buy Buy' or the way people are refinancing $300,000 mortgages on homes worth less than $100k.
Pronounced Fan-taz-ma-goria it just rolls off the tongue like Cucamonga, it's just a fun word to say, and another big plus is that very few people
know what it means?
“Mister President, Mister President... Any comments on the latest allegations by the New York Times?”
“I'd just like to say my administration takes this whole 'Phantasmagoria' issue quite seriously... Even now, I've asked to convene a Senate sub
committee to determine if special funding is required to combat the growing 'Phantasmagoria' menace!”
“I did not now, nor have I ever had sex with 'Phantasmagoria'... We're simply friends and coworkers.”
Fan-taz-ma-goria, a little used, mostly unknown word, that also works well as an excuse!
“Hey boss...I'm not coming in for the rest of the week... yeah the Doc says I got 'Phantasmagoria'... I'm pretty sure it's covered by workman’s
“Honey, I'm sorry I missed our date... But just as I was getting ready to leave... 'Phantasmagoria' showed up ...and well...you know how she
“Today the Surgeons Generals Office warned that use of 'Phantasmagoria' can cause undue euphoria and excessive happiness!”
“Hey Jake, what's up with the big smile? Got a touch of 'Phantasmagoria'?”
“No, no, the doctor gave me this cream and it cleared right up!”
Yup 'Phantasmagoria' is a real bitch. I get a touch of it myself, usually in the moments right before I open the envelope that holds my paycheck. Or
when I walk in Sporting goods store and imagine all that fancy expensive new equipment is going to make me better stronger faster and sexier than I
“Try the new and improved 'Phantasmagoria' today! Studies show it makes you 73% more attractive to your sister!”
So the next time you get busted admiring a particularly intriguing cleavage... just look her right in the eyes, smile and say,
“Sorry, I suffer from acute 'Phantasmagoria'... So ah... how'd you like to come back to my place and nurse me all better?”
'Phantasmagoria' guaranteed to improve your outlook on life!
edit on 21-2-2014 by HardCorps because: (no reason given)