Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by CX

Originally posted by TheDoctor46
Well being from the UK i heard that the southerners are a bunch of weirdos.....(i mean our southerners

..Yea innit!!).

Oi! I resemble that remark!

CX.

Oi Doc
What we southerners call electricity, internet, and mobile phones
Don't require us to to perform some mystical magical gathering to make it work
We call it waking up

Haha i just had to boil up 3 pigs and do sorcery to get online here .....

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Have you ever bought a card that says "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"?

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I forgot that one. Thanks

Originally posted by madmac5150
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Have you ever bought a card that says "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad"?

No, but I bought a twelve pack and a halter top once, for your momma! How do you think you got here.?just joking.

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty

Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

What's the most confusing day for Rednecks?

The answer is Father's day!



I admire your ability to take a joke, as I can too.

My place of origin is the Great White North...I am a French Canadian but have lived all over including the Southern United States so I also urge you to poke fun back if you want

reply to post by Corruption Exposed


Ok,

How was copper wire invented?
Two canadians were fighting over a penny.

Here's one on hunting............

Did you hear the one about the baby seal, that walked into a Club?

And of course my favorite canadian joke.......



Thank's for offering your self up.

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Yeah, we are pretty cheap...on the plus side we recently got rid of the penny (unless it's electronic transactions) so no more copper wire fights

I'm sorry but no matter how hard I try I can't think of a clever comeback for the seal joke...

And as for Celine, she is your problem now since we deported her and labelled her a terrorist under our new crime legislation, and as far as I am concerned, you can keep her.

Consider it as a personal gift from me and the rest of the beer chugging, lumberjack living, canoe riding Canucks

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i will always hate you for that

penny joke was awesome

Question, If you divorce your wife is she still your sister?

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Consider it as a personal gift from me and the rest of the beer chugging, lumberjack living, canoe riding Canucks

That should hane ended with a YEEEE....HAAA!!

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Which one Celine, or the seal?

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That should hane ended with a YEEEE....HAAA!!

YEEEE....HAAA!!

Mods, please don't ban me for this. I'm only giving out what the OP asked for.

What do people from Kentucky do on Halloween? They pump kin!

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I've been watching you for a while now, and noticed that in many threads that you claim to be "redneck" or "hillbilly" but then offer nothing but racist insults to hillbillies and rednecks. Now, you're looking to discover new racist insults? You think this is funny? Your definition of funny and mine are totally different. It's racism against whites from the appalachias and south, so, lets call it what it really is. Who you workin' fer anyways?

What if a hillbilly or redneck made fun of jews, blacks, mexicans in the same banter? It's a rhetorical question, BTW. I think you need to be warned and if this racist behavior from you continues here at ATS, then you need to be sent packin' back to kosherville.

Here's a joke for ya:
*REPORTED and I will report you from here on in everytime you start with this brainwashing crap spreading stereotypical lies about us. I'm sick of it. When you say this sh*t you're saying it about not only me, but my kids, my grand parents, my mom and da, my friends and neighbors, who are all far smarter and above people like you. Always have been. What happened? Did you get your a$$ stomped by a country boy? Or did one take your woman? There's something going on with you. I call you out racist.

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If you have been reading my post, or read the O/P. You would know that I was born and rasied in KY. Also you would see that I am man enough to take a joke ( unlike you I guess). I know and embrace my heritage.

Here is a question for you. Kick any puppies lately?

Or have you sent any poison pen letters to Jeff Foxworthy, or Larry the Cable Guy?

I have been sharing this thread with friends, and my workers ( all of whom are country boys) they love it.

I can tell when I am dealing with a child, the first thing they do when they don't agree with something is say I'm telling mommy.

And on that note...

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