Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

What can I say ?

Rocky, Rod, Doc and I waiting for the party to get started




At the party







The aftermath
As usual I was the the last man standing

Arkansas jokes:

There are only two Arkansas jokes. Everything else you've heard...is true.

Basic Arkansas pick-up line: "Hey, nice tooth!"


Missouri joke (told to me by an Iowan expat):

If Iowa were to give Missouri its bottom two tiers of counties, it would double the IQ in both states.

BTW, I can take it!

reply to post by MountainLaurel

There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Oh, crap.

Whatever, I already knew that I was a redneck. I just have more proof now.

Just popped out and knocked this up for Rocky's visit




Look out Doc we're on our way

You open a thread, 'cause your real excited that you are going to read things about other people, people called rednecks. The more you read, the more you figure out that they're talking about YOU!!

The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


What happens when you pay for a two dollar snack cake with a twenty dollar food stamp?

reply to post by Destinyone


The funny part for me about your post, was I new what he was saying before you explained it.

Your last paragraph pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Thanks Des

Just a question did he ask if "uuse guys" wanted a beer?

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
Rocky it is after Easter- please take down your Christmas lights!

is this some kind of humiliation fettish bro coz i think i need to go have a shower.....

reply to post by TheDoctor46


You got me pegged , but I'm sure Nat looks a little more like this.............

reply to post by cody599


Those were great man, I liked my home screen best "puter" How did you know?

www.countryhumor.com...

Found this list "you might be a redneck if..."

Man there are some really good ones in there!

Ok, now I'm dying to ride through the drive thru of a nearby McDonalds on a horse. If I do it, I will definitely get pics...

reply to post by PLAYERONE01


I guess I am just a humor masochist. I will give you a true story from our local news.

There was a 5 car pile up on a blind corner, not far from your home in the 80's. A reporter was on the scene doing interviews.

One guy was riding a motorcycle and had just stopped before he went around the corner. So he avoided plowing into the cars.

The reporter ask him what caused him to stop? He replied that a knob fell of the stereo on his bike and he stopped to get it.

The reporter asked if it was a omen?

His reply was no it was a new one.

[snip]


Sorry 'bout that. all good.

reply to post by Biigs


Hey man, that was a long list, but my favorite one was left out........

If you have ever stared at a can of orange juice for a hour because it says concentrate. You might be a Redneck.

reply to post by cody599


Cody you left out the days activities, Cow chip tossing.