Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

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Okay so it is this..


Is this you??


If you can't laugh at yourself then that is no fun!!! Laugh and have fun!! Live life to the fullest!! Love and Laugh!!

~nat

goodnight to all and to all a goodnight!!

Hey everybody, sorry for the slow replies. I just got back from vacation, my Wi-Fi is messing up. I have to log off and log on about every 5 minutes...... Taking it back tomorrow.

My G- daughter said I sholud get redneck windows.




I got aabout 1/2 a beer left , and got to get up at five. so you better hurry. Or you might have to wait until tomorrow for a reply.

Thanks for the laughs, love you all.

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Why did the redneck carry a car door everywhere he went?

So he could roll down the window when he got hot.

Originally posted by natalia
reply to post by rockymcgilicutty

 

Okay so it is this..

Is this you??

If you can't laugh at yourself then that is no fun!!! Laugh and have fun!! Live life to the fullest!! Love and Laugh!!

~nat

goodnight to all and to all a goodnight!!

edit on 1-4-2013 by natalia because: (no reason given)

1st pic dead on.

2nd pick a little off, in true redneck form. Unlike propane, the only gas out of me comes out while I am sleeping.

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Sleep Well.......was fun.......



A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

Originally posted by Bleeeeep
What's the difference between archeologists and rednecks?

Archeologists play in the dirt because historical discoveries bring them joy.
Rednecks play in the dirt because dirt's just fun to play in.

[insert picture of a redneck doing some mud sport - tractor pulling or something]

edit on 4/1/2013 by Bleeeeep because: typo lol - just making up jokes here

Man thats funny. Have you ever seen this????

A Redneck went into a bank, and the bloke behind the counter asked him "Have you got any ID?"
The Redneck replied "About what?"

And while i am at it :

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER

"Hey pal your girlfriend has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

Kindest respects

Rodinus

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Lol nah I haven't seen that one, but I know there are tons of playing in the mud events for them. Anything you can think to do, a redneck has already done in the mud. It's like rule 34 but for redneck mud games.

True story.

The day I moved into my home, I bought up here on top of the mountain. An old man about 80 years old, just walked in my door. I'd never seen him before, and was quite surprised, he'd just walked on in.

He smiled at me and said "jeet jet?" I just stared at him not knowing what he'd just said. He repeated "jeet jet?".

A friend from the area who was helping me unpack boxes, nudged me and whispered...he's asking you if you've eaten yet.

I dumbly shook my head no. He then said, "junt to?"...my friend whispered to me... he said, do you want to.

And that is how I met my first Neighbor down the hill from me, and had a fine dinner of venison, corn bread and collard greens...the first night in my new home.

Rednecks are the kindest, friendliest, most generous people I've ever met. Unless you piss them off....

Des

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Hey Rod glad to hear from you. unfortunately I am in the same condition you were in the other night. I have one drink of beer left, and have to get up in 3 hours. I was going to u2u, you and tell you that you got a mention on this thread (anonymously ) but you were off line. So until tomorrow Audios muchacho.

reply to post by rockymcgilicutty


Take it easy my friend and see you tomorrow....

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
reply to post by Rodinus

 

Hey Rod glad to hear from you. unfortunately I am in the same condition you were in the other night. I have one drink of beer left, and have to get up in 3 hours. I was going to u2u, you and tell you that you got a mention on this thread (anonymously

) but you were off line. So until tomorrow Audios muchacho.

edit on 1-4-2013 by rockymcgilicutty because: (no reason given)

BREAKING NEWS :

A leaked tape has finally been found and divulged on Youtube after two Rednecks going by the name of rockymcgilicutty and a certain CODY were having an intelligent conversation on Skype :

WARNING quite few F Bombs



Kindest respects

Rodinus

[snip]

Well being from the UK i heard that the southerners are a bunch of weirdos.....(i mean our southerners..Yea innit!!)....I wouldent mock the southerners, Rednecks, Hillbillys of the USA, Because i know they are wonderful!...But i will give you this anyhow.......Rocky and Nat on strictly come dancing......
....And this is you rock preparing for your next WBC fight against Floyd Mayweather.............
.....I got a bet on you inside 5 rounds......Ps.....Floyd dont know yet that its a backyard brawl haha

wait... rednecks have computers and the internet now?

God save us!

Being from Pennsyltucky myself, I s'pose this is ok to post.

Rocky's home screen




Rocky bath time




Rocky's 6 pack





You know I can take it Rocky

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Hahaha Chokes on dinner at "puter". .....cheers cody..i gotta get the hoover out now

From ky myself so ill give u one. Why do hillbillys like to fight, cause they don't have to worry about getting there teeth knocked out.

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You're welcome Doc

I got a feeling I'm gonna need to borrow that hoover later