Redneck bashing wanted. I want to have fun give me what you got.

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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 10:58 PM
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Ok, I checked the tc's. I didn't find anything that prohibited a member calling down abuse ( or fun) upon theirself's from other members. Mods I am a big boy and I can take it with a smile.


I am from Kentucky (so Ky joke's are fine). I am also a Hillbilly / (slash) redneck. If that doesn't give you somewhere to start. I probably don't need to hear what you have to give. Don't worry about being PC, if you were PC it wouldn't be funny.

I really need some new material, the people I know are getting tired of the same old jokes. Ask questions, sound off with some aphorism's, or just plain pick on me.
I will love it!!!

Again mods take a look at my last several threads, I just want to laugh. I CAN TAKE IT, I have a thick skin, and just want other members to have some fun. In no way will I take it as abuse!!!

As usual follow the TC's, watch your wordy dirds
, and pic's. If you respond please state in your reply if you can also take some fun back or not.

If you can take a joke back. Say I can take it.


If you can't take a joke back. Say I can't take it.
If you state you can't take it you get a free shot!! I ask anyone in the thread not to reply to someone that can't take it, and I ask the mods to remove any comments if someone can't take it.

Now, I have some other friends that I know can take it. At this point they shall remain nameless ( cody, doc ,rod. hijinx , little , and nat oop's
) So if any of my "anonymous" friends want in, wait until they call for it.

P.S there is also one humanprimate friend of mine you might hear from.


Here are a few examples.

If a man and wife leave Ky, and get a divorce in Ohio, are they still brother and sister?

Q: What is the difference between a tornado and a divorce in Ky.?
A: None either way you lose the trailer.

I meant to send this one to Jeff Foxworthy.............

If you hang out at a bar, where they put a padlock on the toiletpaper. You might be a redneck. ( I believe I made that one up while sitting on the john (loo for you brits).


EDIT: I just reviewed my post and had to correct several missssspelled words. So illerattttted jokes are welcomed also.


P.P.S ,yes Nat I find myself very amusing.
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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:13 PM
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Whats the point Rednecks cant read above a 5th grade level



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:13 PM
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This is great! I live in North Mississippi!!! Yikers!!!! Let me browse some pics...hehehe...

All in fun is fan...flipping..tastic!!!


peace and love
~nat the sneaky cat~

You know what...I am completely at a loss...ugh...
You might be a redneck when you burn your front yard rather than mow it...lame....I gotta think..
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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:20 PM
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reply to post by DankKing420
 


That was great.
But can you take it back???



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:22 PM
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reply to post by DankKing420
 


Actualy my signature use to read. " They had to burn down the school to get me out of third grade".



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:25 PM
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Can't wait!! Might need some help!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:46 PM
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So Rocky... 'Ya might be a redneck'~ *southern drawl accent*

If your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You think suspenders are a type of shirt.
You have an Elvis jello mold.
You can't get married to yer sweetheart cause theres a law against it.
Oh...so corny....and cheese!! Theres so much cheese!!!

peace and love and thinking...and browsing...lalala
~batty natty~
Is this you and a friend swimmin...??


Your 4 year old is a member of the NRA.
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posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:50 PM
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You're such a redneck you went to the 'Gap' looking to get your teeth fixed.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:50 PM
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Foreplay in Alabama: "Get in the truck b_____"



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:55 PM
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Originally posted by natalia
reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


So Rocky... 'Ya might be a redneck'~ *southern drawl accent*

If your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You think suspenders are a type of shirt.
You have an Elvis jello mold.
You can't get married to yer sweetheart cause theres a law against it.
Oh...so corny....and cheese!! Theres so much cheese!!!

peace and love and thinking...and browsing...lalala
~batty natty~
Is this you and a friend swimmin...??


Your 4 year old is a member of the NRA.
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Who in Texas hasn't tried this? IT's better in a Ram as the bed's deeper. Best to have a sliding back glass so you can turn the radio on with a floating bait bucket containing ice for a few beers. Also, oil barrels for a single-person dunk.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:57 PM
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LOL...ok...I'll play, and I can take it ....



You might be a redneck if...

There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.



posted on Mar, 31 2013 @ 11:58 PM
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This Kentucky man's boss told him he was "relieved of duty" for the day, so he carried out his boss' orders...



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by natalia
reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


So Rocky... 'Ya might be a redneck'~ *southern drawl accent*

If your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You think suspenders are a type of shirt.
You have an Elvis jello mold.
You can't get married to yer sweetheart cause theres a law against it.
Oh...so corny....and cheese!! Theres so much cheese!!!

peace and love and thinking...and browsing...lalala
~batty natty~
Is this you and a friend swimmin...??


Your 4 year old is a member of the NRA.
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The best one you had listed is............



You have an Elvis jello mold.


As for the swiming pool. I have actualy done that before.


Some of my guys worked on a job that was way behind deadline, they worked 12 straight days at least 12 hours a day. When they hit the deadline on time. I had a dumpster taken to the job site we lined it with visqueen plastic, filled it with water, we also brought two 1/2 barrels of beer and half a cow. A good redneck time had by all.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:03 AM
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Two Kentucky bumpkins wander out of a bar late one snowy evening... they look down and see the most unusual tracks they had ever seen in the snow... so, figuring they will be on the front page of the Enquirer when they capture what surely must be an alien...they follow the tracks over a bridge, then a few more miles when they track this mystery down. It was a West Virginian... wearing shoes


Go Mountaineers



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:04 AM
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They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words.....



Redneck house alarm...



Redneck Bunker....




Redneck BBQ...



Redneck Christmas....



Des the N. Ga. Bubbette.....




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posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:11 AM
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reply to post by TheLieWeLive
 


Nope that was my wife...............





posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:13 AM
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reply to post by rockymcgilicutty
 


You're related to someone in your immediate family in more than one way...

You're dad's your 2nd cousin from your mom's side of the family.

I can take it back.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by MountainLaurel
LOL...ok...I'll play, and I can take it ....



You might be a redneck if...

There are more than five McDonald's bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

There is a wasp nest in your living room.

The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.

You burn your front yard rather than mow it.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.




You have me pegged.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:16 AM
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Originally posted by rockymcgilicutty
reply to post by TheLieWeLive
 


Nope that was my wife...............




She's awesome.



posted on Apr, 1 2013 @ 12:17 AM
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reply to post by natalia
 

Nat, I have to go back. I still can't get over this one.





Your 4 year old is a member of the NRA


I signed my grandson up at three. I'm not kidding!!!!!!





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