Masonry is not Real Enlightenment

reply to post by HoneyBe


Pinocchio's Lodge:
“THE COMEDY & TRAGEDY Of PINOCCHIO”

Tis I… Pinocchio!
Of Acacia Wood Was I Fashioned! With Sh!ttim For My Thoughts!
Adorned In Fine Gold! BUT! But I Am Not The Ark Of The Covenant! Humph!


FREEMASON(S) = “FREE MY SON(S)!”

Q: “Who Has Three Eyes And Still Can Not See?”
A: “The Initiate!” ( Ghost Says: “The Unit-I-Ate!”)

GHOSTS: “Master Elect Of Nine!”
1. BULLY (CUFFS) “Owww! You Don‘t Know Your Own Strength!”
2. COWARD (SASH) “Ugh! The Wound That Never Heals!”
3. LIAR (KNOT) “Oooh! Spun In A Web Of Lies And Deceit!”
4. THIEF (GLOVES) “Aha! Caught Red Handed!”
5. BEGGAR (HAT) “Tada! Rabbit Out Of Hat!”
6. WHORE (SUIT) “Shhh! Here Comes A John!”
7. DRUNKARD (VEST) “Awww! Baby Needs A Bib!”
8. JOKER (CHAIN) “Uhhh! Keep Your Pet On A Short Leash!”
9. PROUD (BADGES) “Hehe! Neat Trick… Here’s Your Treat!”

NOTE(S):
1. “Not Bad, Eh?!?” ß Reply To Them! When Symbol Is Presented…
2. Boo! ß Reply To Them!…

GHOST: “Grand Elect Mason!”
10. TRAITOR (APRON) “Grrr… Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing!” (A Science Fiction…)

“Master Elect Of Fifteen!”
1. Hide & Seek…
2. Charades…
3. Simon Says…
4. Tag…
5. Thumb Wrestling…
6. Hot & Cold…
7. Rock, Paper, Scissors…
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“Master Elect Of Twelve!” (The Twelve Labors Of “A’REX-LEX”)
Better Known As, When Pronounced As, “He-Ra-Cles” (= Heracles)
1. Ni Mia…
2. Leer No (Aser Sin Eso, Mia No)…
3. Su Reina…
4. Era Montes…
5. Ogao…
6. Su Thema Fallas…
7. Careta…
8. Dio Miedos…
9. Y Pepe Le Da…
10. Arya Uno…
11. Espiritus…
12. Serbir Ese/Sirbe Rex…
Note:
1. Do Battle With “Eurystheus Of Tiryns And Mycenae” = ¡Eres Deux De Tyranos Y Mi Segña!
2. (He = Pronounced “A“) + (Rac = Pronounced “Rex”) + (Les = Pronounced “Lex”) = Heracles

LODGE (LET GO) “TIS BUT A MAUSOLEUM…”
G. (GHOSTS) (G. HOSTS) (GRAVE HOSTS) “TIS BUT A MAP…”
GHOSTS SAY: “WHOOOOOOOOOOO!”…
“G.A.O.T.U.” (GRAVE ACTS OF THE UNDERWORLD)…
HAUNTING (HUNTNG)…
CEMETERY (SEE ME TEARY)…
“WHO???” à Bully, Coward, Liar, Thief, Joker, Beggar, Drunkard, Whore, Proud, And Traitor…
TOMBSTONE Dumb-Stone (Rough) - vs. - Thumb-Stone (Cubical) - vs. - Damn-Stone (Pointed)…
Are You Rock Enough???
ZOMBIE (SOME BE)… ß Breaks Your Promise(s)! ß That’s How He/She Eats Your Brain!
WEREWOLVES (WE’RE WOLVES)…
MONSTERS (MAN STARES!) “Give It A Try…. Then Try Not To Be Spooked! J

BLUE LODGE (Song Of Woe In Praise Known As “The Blues“)

ASK ONE TO BE ONE!
“I Am That I Am!”
“Son Of… !”

CHAMBER OF REFLECTION =
ENTERED APPRENTICE = “Will Not Because He Knows Not To Draw The Line!” ß No One Learns The First Time
FELLOW CRAFT = “When Your Mind And Body Agree As One!” ß Maybe… (Mouth Full Of Spit??? Swallow???)
MASTER MASON = ß If You Do Not Know By Now…
SECRET MASTER = ßNow You Know!…

4th Degree:
GEOMETRY RULES:
1. YOU DRAW THE LINE!
2. AND THAT IS THE POINT!
Note: Scary Shapes And Sizes???…

5th Degree:
MATHEMATICS RULE (Aftermath):
1. It Is All “FINITE CONCLUSION!”

CIRCLE = SEARCH ALL!
SQUARE = SCARE!
TRIANGLE = TRY AND GO!

COMPASS & SQUARE = “COME PASS & SCARE”

CHAMBER OF REFLECTION:
1. Water = Baptism (Stand Up For The People/Person)…
2. Sulfur = Communion (Endure For The People/Person)…
3. Salt = Confirmation (Made And Named By The People/Person)…

4. Mercury = Marriage (Mirage)…
5. Vitriol =
6. Skull w/Bones =
7. Lit Candle =

1.
a) Weight = “How Much Can You Handle?”
b) Measured = “How Far Can You Go?”
c) Wanting = “How Much Does It Matter To You?” (ENOUGH TO DIE AND LIVE WITHOUT!?!)

OTHER(S):
Guess Which Hand?!?
Made You Look!
Kick The Can!
20 Questions!
Break The Piñata…
52 Pick Up!
Red Rover!
I Spy!

NOTE: Not Yet Finished...

reply to post by Pinocchio


If anything, I can say that was very entertaining...

Originally posted by Pinocchio

NOTE: Not Yet Finished...

What on earth? No, you're definitely finished because you totally lost me at hello

reply to post by Pinocchio


Awwww...I tried to understand really I did. I might just be too feeble is all. Just try a different approach

I Am Banned From Wats Points... BUT! But Am I Banned From This Thread???

reply to post by HoneyBe


OP Is Somewhat Correct... Therein found, ONLY WHEN INQUIRING MINDS SEEK, is the likeness which he describes. Though Not applicable to all masonry... It isapplicable to the outsider cowan type. Like me.
Hence... my inquiries left only that which I posted. grim eh?
Comedy & Tragedy...

reply to post by Pinocchio


I'm still trying to decipher where the fairy-tale leads to truth and the truth to enlightenment and then give praise that it was just a fairy-tale that got me there, oh....see now I'm even confusing my self. But my mind is strong and so if there is something that I don't understand I will pine about until I do.

OP knows from experience(s) what he is posted... I believe many can relate, but too far to go if assumption indicates all masonry. I imagine only the cowan and not the typical do gooder fraternizer.
Mine reflects the so called heart of the scheme and tries to examine it with laughter and jolly. I hope I do well.

The dialectic with a mirage for an answer?

I'm not sure that saves any monkeys from the puzzle.

The puzzle is always missing a piece.

Battle To Overwhelm A Woman... The Oldest Story In The Book!

The 12 Labors Of Heracles Are Better deciphered with spanish lingual. Check into them

Envision two men warring for a woman...
English Version:
0) Daenara = Dio Nada!

I think we're agreed... probably... but your antics confuse this monkey slightly.

Nazi Number Games cause you to crawl out of the top of the pile only to crawl into the bottom of the pile again...

Oh the Horror...

And the fishes aren't so friendly in the rainbow lake where sonic youths are casting their lines...

Now I'm confounding myself...

Oh and about the top of the pile.... it's just a pile of broken junk!

Oh and about the rainbow lake where ferocious fishes swim.... the boats all have holes in them.

Originally posted by PnezakYahakotima
I think we're agreed... probably... but your antics confuse this monkey slightly.

Nazi Number Games cause you to crawl out of the top of the pile only to crawl into the bottom of the pile again...

Oh the Horror...

And the fishes aren't so friendly in the rainbow lake where sonic youths are casting their lines...

Now I'm confounding myself...

I was once like you... normal and thoughtful... til they banned me from wats points. I was like you 1.27 wats.
You just wait and see.... you'll get to two and vamoosh.

It is a masonic conspiracy against us.