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Final Proof: Bob Saget is the Antichrist

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posted on Oct, 26 2004 @ 11:47 PM
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Through years or tedious research, I have reached the undeniable conclusion that the end times are upon us. The Anti-Christ will not come in the form of a politician or military commander. No, he already walketh among us. His nameth is Bob Saget.


"Little children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that the Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come, by which we know that it is the last hour. They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would have continued with us; but they went out that they might be made manifest, that none of them were of us" (1 John 2:18, 19).

These verses are an obvious reference to "Full House". The "little children' moxt likely references the Olsen twins, and their fall from innocence. Bob Saget portrayed their father. Are you not blind to see the correlation? The Saget influenced them, corrupting their very being.


"For many deceivers have gone out into the world..."(2 John 1:7).

Anyone who has seen Bob Saget live knows that he is a total jerk. The guise of Danny Tanner was but a ruse to confuse and calm us. Knoweth well, his day will come.

In the book of Daniel, four great world powers are portrayed four times by different symbols. Daniel 2, Daniel 7, Daniel 8, and Daniel 11..

One would be a fool to not understand. The four great powers are DJ, Stephanie, and the two Olsen Twins. The Saget sought to deceive us with the twins, but we shall see through it.


" And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.

And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, and practise, and shall destroy the mighty and the holy people.

And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand." Dan.8:23-25

Danny Tanner was a fair master with a prsoperous household. The antichrist shall come in the name of peace, but shall bring pestilence to us all.

Know, that after "Full House" ended, all but two of the actors fell to obscurity. For they did not have The Saget's power and influence in their carreers. Those two who were spared...

The Olsens. The very children corrupted by Saget. Can you not see? Do you not also believe?

These are but a few of the verses prophesying the Day of Saget. He shall ascend to heaven on the hell-dog Comet, to perform final battle with the Archangel Michael. Who's side shall you be on?





I do hope this little ditty pointed out to everyone how Bible verses (and really, any prophesy) cna be interpereted any number of ways. With every Antichrist thread, we see the same verses applied to different people. The verses are laid out in such a way that they can apply to anyone.

Or, as Virgil so eloquently put it, "Why do elves always have to be so damn cryptic?"




posted on Oct, 26 2004 @ 11:49 PM
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Im pretty sure its Tom Arnold.
Chapter 3 vers 5 in the book of revelation is the proof!!!!!!!!



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 02:57 AM
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I'm afraid you've got the facts all wrong.
Bob Saget isn't the Anti-Christ, in fact he is God himself.

Proof can be found here: bobsagetisgod



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 06:22 AM
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Bob Saget the anit-chirst?

Naaahhh he's just a REALLY bad TV host.. you can very easily confuse these with the ant-christ. It happens all the time.

Dr Evil (thats Kissinger in Americanese) is surely the ani-christ!



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 06:27 AM
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OMFG
You guys can't be serious....



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 06:32 AM
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Thanks for the read
. It was entertaining and goes to prove the point that if you work hard enough to take something out of context, it most certainly can be done. The only part I wouldn't necessarily agree with is...


Originally posted by Esoterica
The verses are laid out in such a way that they can apply to anyone.


...because when the world as we know it comes to an end, I'm sure it will be very recognizable.



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 06:33 AM
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His three lines were great in Half Baked...



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 07:42 AM
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Originally posted by Gear
OMFG
You guys can't be serious....


No, we can't. And we aren't. Learn to read



posted on Oct, 27 2004 @ 07:45 AM
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Your almost at the truth.
Its not the father though its the kids.
The olsen twins are the real antichrists



posted on Oct, 28 2004 @ 02:02 AM
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Originally posted by Symer
I'm afraid you've got the facts all wrong.
Bob Saget isn't the Anti-Christ, in fact he is God himself.

Proof can be found here: bobsagetisgod


God hmm? That website is all pro-Saget propoganda,! It's so obvious the Illuminati set it up to help further his road to power! It's just part of his all too sinister plan...



posted on Oct, 28 2004 @ 02:13 AM
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I thought he was funny hosting Americas Funniest Home Videos.

Did he do the voices for the homes videos that were sent in?



posted on Aug, 9 2006 @ 03:59 PM
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I've noticed a lot of people being revered to a status that they do not claim. I know who Christ says he is. My question is, who does Bob Saget say he is?

“I’m a gynecologist, for God’s sake! So it’s kind of like my life." - Bob Saget

There you go. He's on a mercy mission to help people for religious reasons. Or, at least that what it sounds like to me.

www.thecomedybook.com...
(warning explicit language)



posted on Aug, 9 2006 @ 04:10 PM
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Come on now, you guys. Everybody knows that Oprah is the antichrist.

Together with her diabolical sidekick Judge Judy, they will (in just a few short weeks) unveil the giant space-cake from behind the moon, luring fat chicks everywhere into space with promises of confectionary goodnes.....


aaaahhahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

........ahem........but really. Oprah is bad., mkay?



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