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reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 12:41 AM by snarky412
Originally posted by littled16
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post by snarky412


Yeah Baby!



You just wait till your hubby gets home.....

On second thought....




reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 12:45 AM by Destinyone
Originally posted by littled16
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post by snarky412


Yeah Baby!



Oh Darn...your Christmas Present arrived early...I can't wait to give it to you...so, you get it now....



Wishing you Years of Enjoyment......

Des





edit on 9-12-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 01:00 AM by derfreebie
Originally posted by beezzer
I just hope the server farm ATS uses is up to the traffic on the 21st.

I'll be spending the 21st the same way I do every December 21st.

Sobbing hysterically and soiling myself. Not because of any doom, but due to the Christmas spending we'll be doing.

Also, SLAYER is having a party that day. BYOB and hotpockets. He'll have fondue and little bits of stuff on toast for snacks.


There's a really good reason nobody within 500 miles of Chicago invites me anywhere.
It's not at all because I almost live on ATS and am a well known social leper besides.
Most of my now absent friends would attest to my culinary skill set. I found a big can
of pre-Fukishima albacore in the cupboard that didn't explode from degassing !
You know what that means: I'm duty bound to make one last batch of secret formula
dualie cheese (heavily-hyphenated-remind-you-of-a-high-school-cafeteria-emptier-replica
-yellow-puck) Doctor Dillweed dip with triple prefab bacon chips;
so I can watch Domo levitate without supercooling his fur brittle.
It's also absolutely guaranteed for acid content to liquify a 9mm carrot stick in five seconds.
Gotta put it down fast or it'll plop off the veggie and burn right through the hull.
/digression/
At this point you can assume my school district made some pretty covert,
ballistically impervious tunaburgers. And they didn't change at all in appearance or
taste even after 36 hours under the heat lamps. Chip your incisors on this,
McSpud nazis. Tasty is a very subjective adjective in Illinois: and I AM what I ate.
/end digression/

But it tastes pretty good if you blow your buds away with a fat swig of Dolph's
favorite popskull quality vodka beforehand. Found a wholesaler.
Suit: "Where's THAT S#t from?"
D: "Sweden.. like the quarter of me that had a liver until thirty years ago"
I simply love concocting dip that decomposes into its own dishwashing detergent.
Not only is cleanup a snap with a quick hose-down, but the foam can put out
that Raptor that superheated on the apron waiting for t/o clearance.
Note to self: gotta get that mini milling machine out of the kitchen-- I'm concerned
now that the flycutter is causing the hot hi-chrome chips to make toxic gas from
the polyester curtains melting. Use me in a well ventilated area, everyone else does.
That's got to be the reason: I'm a BYOD, or-- Bring Your Own Doom kinda guy!
ps the tuna is gonna de-gas when he aromatic hydrocarbons mix it up, trust me.


reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 01:33 AM by snarky412
Originally posted by Destinyone
Originally posted by littled16
reply to
post by snarky412


Yeah Baby!



Oh Darn...your Christmas Present arrived early...I can't wait to give it to you...so, you get it now....



Wishing you Years of Enjoyment......

Des


You lookin' at me???

That is too cute!!


reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 04:11 AM by theinsolentfish
reply to post by Spike Spiegle



you know what? my biggest "fear" in all of this is that too many people are going to believe this, imagine what the 20th will look like? hell if only 10 percent of the world population believe this wholeheartedly what sort of self fulfilling prophecies will happen? i mean if i knew for a fact that i was going to die tomorrow i would go have a nice sit down and try some drugs, then probably "while out of my mind" do something stupid. imagine how many people are going to do something stupid because "hell it doesn't matter the world wont exist in such and such days" i am fine with intelligent conjecture on the end of the world, but it takes intelligent people to not go crazy and start killing maiming raping etc. and sadly most of the people who will believe this are not intelligent people. how many teenage suicides will we have? how many bank robberies or car bombings or worse, imagine if a peon scientist who isn't quite stable decides to test his labs newest zombie virus on the general public because "hell it doesn't matter the world wont exist" if anything i recommend that all intelligent people stay home that week with your family's, don't even turn on the tv, just sit and enjoy each others company. hug your kids or call your mom, because the death toll from pure stupidity will be enough to ruin anyone's Christmas.


reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 06:33 AM by SeekerofTruth101
On a more serious note, I hope more can reach out and assure others that it's not the end. There is no evidence of it.

For the religious faithful, the end can come ANYTIME, even the next minute if God by His mercy wishes it so to end all suffering, or the end may be a millions years, but the end will come at a time when NO being will know, except God.

For the non religious, NASA and various agencies had debunked every claim that the end is nigh, even the mayan descendants themselves. Even the galaxial alignment, parade of planets on the 21st poses no threat as explained in full by science. Solar storm, earth storms, earthquakes are the new normal nowadays anyway.

I was shocked to realise that there are a few whom still believe that 21st is the end day, and are thinking of doing insane stuffs because they think there is no tomorrow.

When tomorrow comes, it will hit them hard, and if they survive whatever insane stuff they wanna do on the 21st, they may not want to live with the consequences.

Thus, my plea to all, to help someone you know whom may be fearful of the 21st, not by belittling them, demean or bully them, but to use facts, logic and reason. Their fears are genuine but fully unwarranted and unnecessary. If the end truly comes, it will be quick and NONE will survive anyway, so there's nothing to worry about, except to continue living responsibly, treasuring and cherishing every moment of life that we had been given.

For some, the end of the world as they knew it, had already came, such as those whose lives were cut by disasters. Thus, value life, and not waste it.
edit on 9-12-2012 by SeekerofTruth101 because: (no reason given)



reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 06:55 AM by stupid girl
Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to
post by beezzer



Slayer is having a party on the 21st and I wasn't invited?
Forget the hotpockets,I will order pizza and hotwings.Do
I get invited now?
I will bring the cookies,there are too many rumors about
your 'special' cookies on the webs.


WHAT THE .....???
Slayer?
Par-tay?
Me no invite?


Guess y'all will never get to taste my kickass gumbo and etouffee....



reply posted on 9-12-2012 @ 07:14 AM by beezzer
Originally posted by stupid girl
Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to
post by beezzer



Slayer is having a party on the 21st and I wasn't invited?
Forget the hotpockets,I will order pizza and hotwings.Do
I get invited now?
I will bring the cookies,there are too many rumors about
your 'special' cookies on the webs.


WHAT THE .....???
Slayer?
Par-tay?
Me no invite?


Guess y'all will never get to taste my kickass gumbo and etouffee....



You can bring the music.

All SLAYER has is Marky Mark CD's and some Yanni 8-tracks.
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