OK since there is a bird in your avatar I think the penguin joke will be fitting,here we go-
A truck full of penguins is driving down the motorway/freeway when it crashes and overturns.The first police officer on scene then stops a female
motorist & asks her to take the penguins to the zoo.
The next day the police officer spots the female motorist driving by with her car still full of penguins wearing sunglasses.He stops her & asks why
she didn't take the penguins to the zoo.
She replies" I did,today we are going to the beach"
Originally posted by PurpleChiten
Ok, I'm like really bored and don't want to do actual work or got to the trouble of leaving the house or anything that requires effort in any way,
shape or form, so somebody entertain me...
I've been feeling like this for a couple of weeks. Very few of the threads here interest me. The news is boring. I don't give two sh..s who becomes
president. Porn is good, lol, but how much can anyone watch in a day?
Just spent the last 3 hours watching XFactor Talent show clips on youtube.
I'm dreading winter.
I'm dreading the holiday season.
I don't believe in astral projection, out of body experience, or reincarnation, so I can't mentally visit the Andromeda galaxy, or jump out of my
body to sneak into a pretty woman's bathroom to watch her take a shower, and I can't reminisce about the good ole days back in ancient Egypt.
Sighhhhhh. Guess I'm going to look for another Christopher Hitchins vs. religious nut jobs debate on youtube.
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