Entertain me Please (Corny Clean Jokes)

Ok, I'm like really bored and don't want to do actual work or got to the trouble of leaving the house or anything that requires effort in any way, shape or form, so somebody entertain me...


please

The Penguin joke was so good, I changed the thread title.
Anybody else got any good corny ones?



I'm trying to remember to give everybody a star too!

Count the number of times the purple bird flies across your avatar in 5 1/2 minutes.

Here you go Badger:

You seem to to a great job at entertaining yourself.

Keep it up.. I'm sure you'll find another reason to fall in love with yourself.

reply to post by charles1952


121

....well, 11 times in 30 seconds, and 5 1/2 minutes is 11 30 second intervals, and 11 squared is 121...

knowing math takes the fun out of things sometimes :/

reply to post by redbarron626



Thanks!

reply to post by WhisperingWinds


It's not easy being this great ya know

here ya go bored little thing

reply to post by PurpleChiten




Ok...everyone...I'm tying Purple to the spankies tree, and passing out switches...grab one now.....


Des

Try to find the longest hair on your head. Pull them out if you want to (you have 100,000 and you lose about 100 a day anyway). But don't pull out too many as you will look like a dick.

reply to post by cittadellapieve


hmmm I think I could build one of those!

or i could steal your nose.

reply to post by Destinyone


ACCCCKKKK!!!!

Not quite that bored yet!!!

reply to post by Samuelis


Dude, chitens don't have hair, we have feathers

reply to post by Rikku


20 seconds was all I could take

OK since there is a bird in your avatar I think the penguin joke will be fitting,here we go-
A truck full of penguins is driving down the motorway/freeway when it crashes and overturns.The first police officer on scene then stops a female motorist & asks her to take the penguins to the zoo.
The next day the police officer spots the female motorist driving by with her car still full of penguins wearing sunglasses.He stops her & asks why she didn't take the penguins to the zoo.
She replies" I did,today we are going to the beach"

reply to post by glen200376




OK, that was pretty good!



ETA: it was so good that I added "corny joke" to the title!!

What did the three legged dog say when it walked into the saloon?


...
I'm lookin for the guy that shot my paw

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
Ok, I'm like really bored and don't want to do actual work or got to the trouble of leaving the house or anything that requires effort in any way, shape or form, so somebody entertain me...


please

I've been feeling like this for a couple of weeks. Very few of the threads here interest me. The news is boring. I don't give two sh..s who becomes president. Porn is good, lol, but how much can anyone watch in a day?

Just spent the last 3 hours watching XFactor Talent show clips on youtube.

I'm dreading winter.

I'm dreading the holiday season.

I don't believe in astral projection, out of body experience, or reincarnation, so I can't mentally visit the Andromeda galaxy, or jump out of my body to sneak into a pretty woman's bathroom to watch her take a shower, and I can't reminisce about the good ole days back in ancient Egypt.

Sighhhhhh. Guess I'm going to look for another Christopher Hitchins vs. religious nut jobs debate on youtube.

Ooh! The debate is on 'Does a Good God Exist?'

reply to post by jiggerj


I think mine is from having such a busy darn week and finally getting a weekend. I have no motivation to do much of anything but my mind is still racing

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
reply to post by glen200376

 

OK, that was pretty good!

ETA: it was so good that I added "corny joke" to the title!!

edit on 19-10-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)

I am honoured,I knew you would like it.So corny but sweet.