A guy walks into a bar testing his avatar image. It's me! And I don't see it.

Originally posted by AkumaStreak
A guy walks into a bar testing his avatar image. It's me! And I don't see it.

awww mannnn..... did you remember to hit "submit" after you set it as your avatar?

Originally posted by Samuelis
Stare at this for 10 minutes straight until the circles stop spinning.

Hmmmm, I wonder if you just stumbled onto some unknown variable in the Observer Effect?

Quickly, the Observer Effect claims that, in the quantum weirdness world, when someone tries to measure a wave, it turns into a particle.

Maybe it's just a trick of the eyes, just like the image you posted?

If you keep your eyes completely still, they stop spinning after just a few second

...of course as soon as you move your eyes just a tiny little bit, they start again!

not a joke, but I saw two funny t-shirts online today

The first one had a picture of the white house and said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

The second one said "you couldn't handle me even if I came with an instruction book. And, if I did, you'd have to speak three different languages to get it right"

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

"Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

Marriage is an investment that pays dividends if you pay interest.

When we divorced we shared the house 50 / 50.She got the inside...I got the outside.

And finally...............

You know you're in big trouble at work when..................

...the new policy on sexual harassment includes a photo of you.

...the Security guard makes a complete inventory of your work area.

...your assistant begins responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...the Human Resources Dept requests an update of your arrest record.

...the Boss asks if you still have a copy of your 5 year contract.

...You notice co-workers measuring your office when you arrive at work.

...your parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

...the LAN suddenly begins backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.