Originally posted by zorgon
Looking for partners for a new business....
This business is GUARANTEED to make you rich quickly
We buy a fleet of Black Vans... Install a Tesla Coil and a fancy looking scifi type chair...
Then we charge people to sit in that chair for a few minutes under the Tesla Coil producing high EMP. It is harmless to humans for a short exposure,
but will fry that chip
I suggest the employees wear MIB style suits with the glasses and hats ... for effect
So any takers to get in on the ground floor? Shouldn't take much investment to start the first van... then we can franchise after that
Yes, I can dig it. Great idea. I especially like the MIB look you discribe.
This would be very nice franchise to start. I sugget starting two different
companies (Red and Blue) and then have the two factions competing
against each other--(like Coke vs Pepsi) that way you would own the
market. Everyone would have an opinion as to which is better (Red
or Blue) and that way you would dominate the market. No one else
would step in and take your market share.
Count me in. One group could appeal to Right Wing types and the
other would appeal to the Left Wing types, or one would have a
high fees and other have a low fee, but each would pay a equal
percentage of their income to the parent company. Those funds
go two places: 1) the advertising pool (say 10%) goes to a top
marketing firm to run the TV ads, (to say that Blue is better than
the Reds, and visa versa), then: 2) an another percent (say 10%)
of the income would go to the investors who hold stock in both
companies (and the parent company, and the marketing firm).
Draw it up, let's do it.
As part of the francise fee you get a motor home in which to
live and out of which to run the business. People who have
lost their home would jump at this chance to live rent free.
And the motor home company who can't sell their vehicles
in the down economy might even beome investors.
edit on 7-5-2012 by wasaka because: (no reason given)