"I AM" ... Are you Freakin' Kidding Me?

I am thinking the longer this thread stays active the longer the trolls are being fed.
Hence, the more well researched and informative threads right at this moment are being pushed down.

Which is exactly the point you're trying to prove, and you're right.

The level of quality has shot right down since I joined ATS (not my fault :lol and probably even before then.

It's our own fault for commenting on threads that are clearly laughable.

Normally it's best to read the OP and all the comments before you post, maybe you'll realise that it's not even worth it.

Peace.

reply to post by Dr Cosma


It isn't this thread that is bringing ATS down ...so to speak..like you are meaning. It's the ones that this OP's rant are about that are. But then again....you will find crazy threads, and a fair share of trolls no matter where you look. From ATS, to CNN's own blog pages.

With that said.... I will confirm now who I actually am. This has never been revealed before to anyone.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

Now...I must have TP. You will give me TP. For my bunghole. Do you have any olio's? You can not escape the almighty bunghoolio!

Now that my secrets out....mods...feel free to close this thread!

reply to post by webpirate

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!

Great! You're a legend.

But this right here my friend is you trolling and me feeding you

Wasting server space and that. I got bacon next if you're interested?

reply to post by Dr Cosma


You are correct. I am wasting server space. I have been known to do that on occasion. I promise though, no trees, animals or humans were harmed in any manner in the making of the above post. I shall however offer you a tool I only give to those who I feel worthy of using it properly!
My own...personal, bottle of authentic genuine and very effective, Troll Spray.



Please use it sparingly though. It's almost empty!

I am a half-alien illuminati indigo adult freemason psychic. And Gandhi reincarnated. Ask me anythi.. oh wait, there's my bus.

reply to post by webpirate



Fret not webpirate...have a whole case of Troll-Away Spray in my survival bunker.

Let me know, I'll send you a couple cans......

Des

reply to post by Destinyone


Thank you Des....I have had to use so much lately I am almost out!!! I could definitely use a resupply run!

reply to post by webpirate

You are correct. I am wasting server space. I have been known to do that on occasion. I promise though, no trees, animals or humans were harmed in any manner in the making of the above post. I shall however offer you a tool I only give to those who I feel worthy of using it properly! My own...personal, bottle of authentic genuine and very effective, Troll Spray.

(Lets get ready to waste more server space)
Great disclaimer and advertisement
The troll spray looks like a winner, thanks!
What bout the bacon though?

Originally posted by AwakeinNM
I am a half-alien illuminati indigo adult freemason psychic. And Gandhi reincarnated. Ask me anythi.. oh wait, there's my bus.

I'm guessing that you also have ADD but that's anoth...oooh...look at the pretty kitty...

I AM now awake again. No, not the aware part, just the morning after whiskey part.

I'm surprised the thread went so far as it was only a rant but so glad it did. Maybe we can do a little Troll-Battling together.

Thanks everyone...

Peace

ETA: Please forward the Troll Spray to Canada...we have need as well.

Originally posted by Dr Cosma
reply to post by webpirate

 

(Lets get ready to waste more server space)
Great disclaimer and advertisement

The troll spray looks like a winner, thanks!
What bout the bacon though?

MMMM....I love bacon!!!

reply to post by jude11


I am The Will and The Way.

Don't ask me anything, Omniscience was not something I opted for; it's too invasive to the autonomy of others for me. I am merely here to help you become better, stronger, faster, harder, happier.




As a side, I too noticed how strange it was that the Gabriel thread was front page major reply central. I was like...you gotta be f-in kiddin' me lol.

reply to post by webpirate

MMMM....I love bacon!!!

So true

reply to post by jude11

These types of threads take up space on ATS...Front Page Space

Because people are actually foolish enough to flag their thread. That's all they are looking for attention/stars/flags.

I am an Astronaut.

Just saying'

Originally posted by boncho
I am an Astronaut.

Just saying'

I never had any doubt as to you being a Space-Cadet Boncho...

Missed ya..

Peace

Oh I love those threads they're hilarious! Those are the threads I read for entertainment purposes.

reply to post by jude11


I AM..... in complete agreement.

I am, therefore I post.

I AM a government disinfo agent who works 40 hours a week in chat rooms, internet forums, and other relevant web hotspots. I do work some overtime on "heavy activity" wks, but we don't get paid OT til over 50 hours because of some Interstate Commerce law/act. Leave it to the government to find loopholes to screw their workers of overtime pay.

This is my "off-work" posting name I use.

For example, I have three different accounts on ATS I post under for work , all with seperate personalities and writing styles. I use 2 on GLP and 4 in the History Channel forums.

It's fun work mostly, because you get paid to write things in real time to folks that get very excited/upset.

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"I am"....a member of ATS....yes I am! See....I am right here....I have typed...I am!.....