Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....

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how fat it is??

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That the Hubble Telescope looked back 4 billion years and still hasnt seen the other end of his hiney.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That his butt crack is the equator.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooo fat..
That he wasnt a natural birth, his momma exploded.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooo fat..
That he uses Lake Michigan as a toilet.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That if we put him in orbit he could solve global warming.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooo fat
That he doesnt need banks because he stores his $50 million in his fat rolls.

Originally posted by Convicted
Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That if we put him in orbit he could solve global warming.

hahaha
michael moore drinks so much soft drink with his burgers that everytime he goes to the toilet the sea levels raise .5cm

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michael moore is so fat that all his movies were a front for a global plot to gain money and take control of the entire food industry

michael moore is so fat his directors chair was replaced with a iron reinforced cement block as any other chair collapsed

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooo fat
That Eddie Murphy wrote the fat jokes for the Nutty Professor while thinking of Michael Moore.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooo fat
That Shamu thinks of him while making love.

Originally posted by Convicted
Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooo fat
That Eddie Murphy wrote the fat jokes for the Nutty Professor while thinking of Michael Moore.

michael moore is so fat that he donated some of his fat for all the fat suits in nutty professor

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooo unbelievably fat..
That Oprah hangs out with him because he makes her look beautiful.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That his Pancreas had him found guilty of war crimes.

Originally posted by Convicted
Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooo unbelievably fat..
That Oprah hangs out with him because he makes her look beautiful.

edit on 10-10-2011 by Convicted because: (no reason given)

bahahahahahahaha
rosie odonell just doesnt work anymore for her
i hear they only meet on set, so michael is only there for the catering

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooo fat
That Bush was going to have him waterboarded but the board broke.

Originally posted by ShortMemory

Originally posted by Convicted
Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooo unbelievably fat..
That Oprah hangs out with him because he makes her look beautiful.

edit on 10-10-2011 by Convicted because: (no reason given)

bahahahahahahaha
rosie odonell just doesnt work anymore for her
i hear they only meet on set, so michael is only there for the catering

LOL!

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooo fat that Oprah was going to be a billionaire until she got the catering bill.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooo pompous
That he is going to sue me for all these Michael Moore fat jokes.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooo fat
That the judge will throw the case out while laughing hysterically.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooo gynormous
That when Michael Jackson wrote "We are the World" he thought it was about him.