Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....

Is so fat that..

he has moore chins than a Chinese phone book..

Originally posted by myselfaswell
reply to post by ShortMemory

 

And why, exactly, is that a Fail, Hmm?

cause its jokes about moore, not fat people
read my jokes..they are custom

It's not nice to make fun of people who have no control over their weight. Shame on you.
Thought some of you were better then that.

I don't like the guy. But, I'm still not going to make fun of him.

If you want to make fun at someone, then go look at the mirror.

reply to post by ShortMemory


Now I see why my post was a fail. I've read every one of your posts here and it's clear you are a master of wit and repartee and not just some lame a$$ imbecile that couldn't muster a witty quip if their sorry little lives depended on it.

Really you should have your own routine.

Cheers

Micheal Moore is so fat that he forgot to distribute his calories evenly

Originally posted by Manhater
It's not nice to make fun of people who have no control over their weight. Shame on you.
Thought some of you were better then that.

I don't like the guy. But, I'm still not going to make fun of him.

If you want to make fun at someone, then go look at the mirror.

Oh cmon, Michael Moore wants to tell everyone what to do and thinks he knows everything, but now you are trying to say he has no control over his weight. He has $50 million. He could do all kind of things to control his weight. Gastric Bypass, Lyposuction, Eat some vegetables. He could have his jaw wired shut, that would be a benefit to mankind as well.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
He sweats corn syrup.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat....
You would think he was on Food Stamps.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooo fat..
That nobody has seen his wife since last time he was on top.

he so fat he has to iron his shirt in the driveway

and so pompous and condascending that when the phone rang while he was ironing his shirt..

he burned his ear

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooo freakin fat..
That he uses the Large Haldron Collider as a Belt.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooo fat..
That hurricane katrina started in his lower intestine after a night of binging on Taco Bell.

Originally posted by Highlander64
he so fat he has to iron his shirt in the driveway

and so pompous and condascending that when the phone rang while he was ironing his shirt..

he burned his ear

Beautiful!

You managed to combine both topics into one fine joke.

Congrats.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooo fat..
I thought his chin was the much sought after magical third breast.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooo fat..
That he was thrown out of an all you can eat Chinese Buffet, because the owner said "You go home, you been here 4 hour".

Michael Moore is soooooooo fat..
That he wants cows banned, not for global warming, but because he is afraid someone will confuse him for a cow.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That he uses anorexics as a toothpick

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooo fat that when he went to cuba to film his healthcare documentary he ate Fidel Castro, thats why he is no longer head of Cuba.

Michael Moore is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That Buddhists worship him.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooo fat
That Obama wanted to drop him on Bin Ladens compound, but they couldnt find a plane big enough for him to fit in.

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooooo fat..
That he needs Universal Healthcare just for him...
(Because he is as big as the Universe)