Why should I let you through the checkpoint?

Originally posted by Evolutionsend
reply to post by AGWskeptic

 

Could the all important cellar be back in style? OMG! I love the cellar. Always the right temperature.

I grew up with a cellar for the canned stuff, root crops and the like, and we had a "dairy" attached to the back of the cabin. It had 3 troughs in it, water from a spring running into the first one, then the next and the next, and finally out the lower end. Cold water circulating in it constantly, made for a "refrigerator" of sorts.

Originally posted by RelentlessLurker
if i dont get let in soon ill be starting a second group with intentions of raiding the original group.

RelentlessLurker, I didn't see you lurking there. Come on in.

Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by Shadowalker
reply to post by graceunderpressure

 

So goes the same for doing the dirty work. If we are not ready to help the ones that need help, and remove the cannibals and other such plagues to restore humanity......

Then we have lost our own humanity. Become mere animals with plans.

I'm gonna eat the cannibals.

No... wait a minute... there's a short in my logic circuit somewhere...

Running self diagnostics, preparing for 8 hours of temporary shutdown.

Originally posted by graceunderpressure
It's turned into a raucous party of drinkers, smokers, promiscuous Jeep riders, and other degenerates.

Degenerates? Someone got de-generators running? Whoopee! 'Lectricity for the refrigerators! COLD BEER!

Party on, partyin' partiers!

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Front porches normally have people on them that want to talk to you about things that do not interest you.

Originally posted by k21968
reply to post by graceunderpressure

 

My 16 yr old daughter can cook, help teach and take care of the younger children while their parents work and defend the camp.

You're all welcome in, but I'm not sure that you'd want your daughter around some of these people.

Originally posted by graceunderpressure
It's turned into a raucous party of drinkers, smokers, promiscuous Jeep riders, and other degenerates.

Promiscuous? Who you calling Promiscuous!

Originally posted by yellowbeard

Originally posted by jimekus
I am a banker with shiny black shoes and an elegant white hat. On every market day, your people walked around with chickens, eggs, hams, and ... I can make little rounds of leather so you can trade and bargain with the rounds instead of the unwieldy chickens. I can explain away all your problems as they arise, or I could procure another cowhide and make more currency, ...

I vote you in as the "whipping boy" that everybody can kick round and abuse to relieve tensions and frustration

Nicely done, Yellowbeard. I feel better already.

Originally posted by gabby2011
ok..I'll probably get flamed for this answer...

but I'm not sure I want to survive in a "if SHTF " scenario.

life is a struggle for many as it is now...and I could only see it getting even crazier, and more violent if and when SHTF .

I for one won't be trying to get into any locked complexes..but I might consider throwing my self in front a bullet meant for one that really did want to..

Gabby, I don't think that's flame-worthy at all. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that most people who have considered a SHTF scenario have considered throwing in the towel as one of the options. I sure have. When you see films like Mad Max or The Road and consider the quality of life after an apocalypse, it really makes you wonder if it would be worth it.

Originally posted by shushu
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Omg... first we have the village idiot... and I haven't read all the posts yet... but has anyone claimed to be a douche bag???

None have claimed it, but many haven proven their skill.

Originally posted by CranialSponge

Originally posted by MikeZutch

Originally posted by CranialSponge
No no no, you're pappy got it wrong... they're wasps.
Bees can only sting once.

Incorrect. Bumblees can sting more than once. Honeybees, however, can't.

Hey OP, are pedantics welcome in this survival compound ?

All are welcome now because we've flung open the gates to party on what is likely to be our last night on Earth. If I'm going to let "super sperm guy" in, the pedantics are welcome too.

Originally posted by graceunderpressure

Originally posted by shushu
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Omg... first we have the village idiot... and I haven't read all the posts yet... but has anyone claimed to be a douche bag???

None have claimed it, but many haven proven their skill.

Me! Ima be the village douchebag! I got the aviator sunglasses, beard stubble, and EVERYTHING!

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I think your guard fell asleep.

Originally posted by Evolutionsend
reply to post by graceunderpressure

 

I think your guard fell asleep.

or is screwing one of the 10,000 hookers that weve invited. Also, grace, you never said if I could join ;-;

Lol so you endorse all the hookerhood thats going to be going on here?

Sigh. I don't endorse it per se. I am resigned to it.

waht does shtf stand for?

In more scientific terms, it's the fecal excrement colliding with the rotating cooling device.

Originally posted by spw184

Originally posted by Evolutionsend
reply to post by graceunderpressure

 

I think your guard fell asleep.

or is screwing one of the 10,000 hookers that weve invited. Also, grace, you never said if I could join ;-;

Certainly, you're in. And please grab me another cold one as you pass by our generator-powered fridge.

Originally posted by graceunderpressure

Lol so you endorse all the hookerhood thats going to be going on here?

Sigh. I don't endorse it per se. I am resigned to it.

gaah dont be smart with me! And besides, we all know the end of the world will go a little like....

THIS!!!

www.youtube.com...

Originally posted by graceunderpressure

waht does shtf stand for?

In more scientific terms, it's the fecal excrement colliding with the rotating cooling device.

OH I GET THE ACRONYM NAO.
*facepalm*

Originally posted by spw184

Originally posted by graceunderpressure

waht does shtf stand for?

In more scientific terms, it's the fecal excrement colliding with the rotating cooling device.

OH I GET THE ACRONYM NAO.
*facepalm*

Don't feel bad. I didn't get it at first, either. The scenario also means that we're all "up the proverbial excretory tributary without a proper mode of locomotion."