Why should I let you through the checkpoint?

1. im a chef, what ever food we have or i can grow it maintain the crops and cook a mean meal with whatever we got!
2, since i have a massive P*nis, i can keep all the women happy and bitchy free with my tube steak and baby gravy, no matter what they look like , ill take one for the team in post-apocalyptic world!
3. call me macgyver!! hahah

1.) 10 years as an Army Nuclear, Biolgical and Chemical Operations Sgt.
2.) 3 years working in the operation center of a County Department of Emergency Management
3) 10 years as a construction inspector.

Can I get in?

I am a veteran of the air force, my job was security forces so I can handle a weapon and help securing the location. Now that I am a civilian I work as a paramedic so medical knowledge is always good. My wife's skills include many years in day care and as a teacher.

Originally posted by TechniXcality
heres what ill do.. Ill play bob marley: On love, outside the gate, on loud speakers.. until you turn socialist, and subsequently allow every one in the gate.. Then all of sudden everyone turns capitalist inside the community, what happend?

sarcasticly of course,

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hint: whos being taken advantage of, in this situation?

18 pages and no one offering to do the dishes.

reply to post by deadeyedick


we all do our own dishes...

Originally posted by snowen20

I think most people here know that the things they write about are spoken in game only and not to be played out in reality.

WHAT?

This ain't real?

I was kinda getting in to it, too.

Does anyone else want a piece of this cat? I'm going to stomp out the fire now....

Before becoming a geologist, I did an Apprenticeship in production (Design) engineering. My boss at the time was a master blacksmith so on the weekends I learnt how to become one.

1: Blacksmith

2: Geologist (I can ID raw materials with ease)

Originally posted by spw184

Im sorry, but you sound useless when it comes to this colony, Many of us prolly know how to make booze too.

I know how to make booze.

I know how to make cars run on it, too.

A dual-purpose commodity....

Originally posted by Thestargateisreal
reply to post by KingAtlas

 

I hate bugs! Not liking something, and not being capable are two very different things. Why put the worm on the hook when someone else will do it for you?

OK.

You're not in my "Lone Wolf Outrider Camp" (tm). The pickings sometime get a little thin around dinner time, and if you don't like bugs, you might go hungry. Can't have that!

You can still use my waterfall shower for free, though....

Originally posted by ladyteeny
can i join please?

i can cook
i can teach
i can fly
i have a macbook full of music and survival instructions
i can weld
i can chop wood

all of which ain't bad for a girl but finally...

i can give a fantastic blowie... is that useful in your community? lol!

Well now,,, It just so happens that I find myself with an opening for a... cook... in my "Lone Wolf Outrider Camp" (tm), and am currently taking applications...

it safer out here than it is in there... trust me... I'm only looking out for you best interests... honest!

I'm a visual and musical artist.

And I'm a girl, I make babies and bring pleasure.

I can provide entertainment to take your mind off things. lol

I can also train dogs.

reply to post by graceunderpressure


I gotta agree with the Mod on this one. Armed guards indicates something worth taking = target

Me and my crew will be backtracking and going around the complex.

Originally posted by LadySkadi

Originally posted by Thestargateisreal

I'm appointed leader.

How about an alpha female leader?

Would someone who is an alpha female leader, need an appointment?

We're alphas! We don' need no stinkin' appointments!

We don' knock on doors, either - we kicks 'em in!

I love how some of the women offer up making babies and pleasure...

I would like to make a woman colony, with just a few of us guys. I think that would be best.
Majority women, myself and a few other guys.

I am sure there are lots of women with enough skills.
And I am sure we could defend the place. Women can be quite deadly when they have to be.

reply to post by nenothtu


You trademarked the name of your camp? Is that fair? I was the first to use that term in this thread...

I'll take my cut/royalty in food, if you don't mind... Thankyouverymuch...

Originally posted by Thestargateisreal
reply to post by Cosmic4life

 

RPG kaboom taunk.

If you're talking about driving a tank you better have seen that movie.

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"The Beast".

Fear not, I have some surprises for tanks and other buttoned-up armored thingies.

No, it doesn't involve digging a foxhole that I have to sit in and hope they'll run over...

reply to post by havenvideo


Better to not survive then . Without a good kind community spiritual community then its just animal life without the restrainst of animals .

Why be amongst such beast , better to go live with the beasts .

I'm good for all round knowledge. Street smarts. Working out problems that need to be solved.
I can teach the community martial arts and train everyone in different styles to keep us all in peak physical condition, or entertain the community and boost morale by playing music.

If you don't let me in i'm going to start my own community, then raid yours.