Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

Originally posted by Scaledown
you yanks are missing all the fun, most everyone has disappeared in Australia! it's like a a candy land ... think will smith in I am legend! crazy times!

It's a conspiracy! Everyone will disappear except those in the US just prove that everything only ever happens in the US......( sorry US viewers but some of your compatriots really do believe that ).

Originally posted by spolvil
reply to post by TheImmaculateD1

 

You mean I gotta hold onto me nuts for another 8 hours??!

ya, like your life depends on it!

squeeze real hard!

Sorry but the Rapture was not 'scheduled', it's just one man pretending he knows God. They come they go.

One day someone will get it right but not this day and not in 2012 either.

Were timezones considered?

Originally posted by eyespying

Were timezones considered?

It was supposed to happen at 6pm, local time.

6pm where though?

reply to post by eyespying


Starting around the International Date Line at Siberia and ending in Alaska, as every time zone crossed 6p it was to occur in that zone.

Originally posted by eyespying

6pm where though?

Everywhere. But nothing happened where it's 6 or later already. I'm still hoping to see some flying Christians here, though. It's still early.

I just send Family radio an email here is part of it:

Please pass on this calculation to Harold: His first inaccurate prediction was in 1994. From 1994 to 2011 is 17 years. He should make his next false prediction for the year 2028 which is 17 years from his second false prediction. The day for a year rule is not used in this model.

I thought I saw a christian flying around earlier but on closer inspection it turned out to be a pigeon

i cant believe i wasnt chosen
what did i do wrong?



oh yea i didnt believe lol.......thats what it is!

I was in raptures at 6PM NZ time, so was the girl I was sleeping with... Damn did she scream lol

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Sadly, here in New England the rapture has been rained out and rescheduled. Hey, water plays hell with angel feathers.

Originally posted by FailedProphet
It's already happened but no human beings on this evil earth were found sinless enough to be raptured.
So the prophecy did, in fact, technically come true, although nothing has actually changed.

Win-win.

Wonder what all those sinners who paid people thousands to look after their pets are thinking now?

"I read the bloody manual and it doesn't work like you said God. I want a refund, and you owe me for my poodle!"

All the sinners are scratching their heads trying to figure out just which bit they got wrong, that god still has his doorman refuse them entry to the club.

Funny..

I thought is was suppose to be based on Jerusalem Time (6pm there time). So going by time we still have about 4 hours to go.

Originally posted by Scaledown
you yanks are missing all the fun, most everyone has disappeared in Australia! it's like a a candy land ... think will smith in I am legend! crazy times!

Saturday morning, and you're wondering where everyone in Aus is...

Saturday, everyone knows morning in Australia is about 6pm.

We're hungover in bed!

It's just another false statement.

Either
The rapture already happened
In Iraq
to several million muslims.
thats why God told GWB to lie about the WMDs

or

The four whorsemen got hung up at the airport
after that big mama grabbed death's
ummm
I think they may have re-considered visiting earth....

It isn't like the TSA "screener" found a poop bomb on Plague
Plague doesn't work that way
that wasn't plastique in his underwear...

well

I wonder if the same guy who wrote the bible is the same guy doing Obamas docs?
and his teleprompter
JUDEAO Christian GOD wrong again


PS
So I take it we will know its the end of the world when all the aussies are not hungover on satyrday mourning
which would mean they ran out of beer on thursday
only ONE reason in nature that could actually occur

Originally posted by TheImmaculateD1
Apparently the rolling rapture predicted for Sat May 21 2011 at 6p local time has yet to happen in the Pacific Rim as Japan should be obliterated in the next half hour if the prediction is true but it is after 6p locally in New Zealand and yet they still stand.

So sorry, no rapture!

edit on 21-5-2011 by TheImmaculateD1 because: (no reason given)

Well we have 12 hours here until the rapture will occur, and I don't think it will, if the rapture did happen all of the babies, and children would have been gone, they are the only innocent ones left on this hell hole of a place! My kids would have been gone, and yes it would have killed me!!

It's not happening today after all? Thank god for that. I've got a terrible hangover and I just couldn't face an apocalypse in this state.

I'm going back to bed.