Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!

reply to post by ladyinwaiting


So that means at 11 o clock. No can do. I'll be sleeping at that time...

HAARP need i say more really? now we know its real purpose.... to block rapture and keep us enslaved...think about it what do angels play in heaven? coincidence? I say Hardly!

""Ok i can CONFIRM that the rapture has not happened. i called my auntie who im pretty sure she hasn't committed a sin in 15+ years since she "found god" . And guess what she picked up...
(i hung up immediately as 1.calling Australia is expensive 2.Shes a nut)""""


shes a nut huh? thats rich coming from someone who is worried that he missed the rapture so he rings his aunt up to find out if jesus has sucked people up into heaven and left him behind.

I cant believe so many people not only believed this tripe,but actually want it to happen so they can live in some hollywood version of the end of the world where ye go round on your pickup loaded with your survival beans,blasting strangers with your shotgun yelling Go usa!!! setting up a little community of your own in the woods,unless youre expecting jesus to whoosh you away to everlasting life,and that a whole other kinda crazy. No whoooshing,no appocalypse,you guys should have the vote taken away from ye.lol

6.15pm in the UK and i am still here!

Looks like nothing is coming of this. I did wake up this morning and on Twitter, there were reports of 2 earthquakes so i rubbed my hands and thought..............here we go!!!!

But no.

That is all.........

As a followup to my last post, since things haven't happened naturally, I've passed the orange juice to my family, said goodbyes in real life now online. We are gone to meet out maker. My son is already drifting off to sleep and I am really sleepy myself. It's been a hell of a ride, now find out the most ultimate above top secret info is on the other side.

happy rapture day!

Originally posted by Jepic
reply to post by ladyinwaiting

 

So that means at 11 o clock. No can do. I'll be sleeping at that time...

.........Or maybe not.


lol.

6.25pm here, UK. I just saw thousands of people get taken away into the sky!

But then I turned Skyline off, cos it's pretty rubbish.

Time for an "end o teh world" pint now, and a massive spliff. I'm smoking this one for you, Camping!

reply to post by Cito


that's not funny but I hope you are joking, wonder how many will act

reply to post by iforget


Too many...OTOH,Darwin is aliv and well...

Originally posted by Jepic
6 PM and no rapture.

This is irrefutable proof that the bible and all other holy books from all religions are fake and that god if it exists is not part of any religion.

edit on 21-5-2011 by Jepic because: (no reason given)

..Or, it could be irrefutable proof that a gentleman became overly zealous and made an unreliable prediction.
This will be the second one for him. I don't see how that has any bearing on the authenticity of any Holy Book.

Thought I saw someone floating away for a second.

Then realised it was a plastic carrier bag. False alarm.

reply to post by eyespying


Actually it was predicted for 6 pm EST so you guys have about 4.5 hours left still.

No sign of Jesus here on South America!!! I keep asking for him.....but no answer!
The only rapture I've seen.....is on MTV Raps!

Peace ya'll!

Dam I'm gong to have to ask for all my stuff back. ........ . . . . . . .

Actually people claiming that it will begin at 6 PM EASTERN TIME are wrong.

Judgment day will begin at 6pm wherever you are. The mayhem will move west over the planet, wiping out cities, towns and villages.

The Guardian Article

So it's past 6 PM in the UK and another EPIC RELIGIOUS FAIL!


I could do with a beer run with my german friends though. I hope Jesus Christ can join us...

Hey its only his second misstep.

Third times the charm right

Hmmm...so this explains it!! Oh I see!
www.facebook.com...

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Oh I know those! They can look pretty human sometimes...

this is what I put in another thread.

What happened? Did the bus break down? Guess they are waiting for a mechanic from heaven to come fix it. Sorry people it's not happening for a couple of more days.

2 days later...

Sorry people, it is more of a problem than we thought. We will need to take it in! It should only be a couple of months!

2 months later.

Mechanic: Sorry pal, it's gotta be wrote off, I guess that'll delay the rapture a year or 2.

2 years later

no rapture.

god damn those mechanics!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by atlscribe

Originally posted by Salamandy
Hey guys its happening here and in a big way!

Some of my hip hop loving friends heard May 21st was the "Rap? Sure!" holiday to celebrate rap music.

So we are all gathered round with our microphones and gold chains hangin low. Really spittin some mad flavor!

Happy Rap? Sure! day to all!

Yo yo yo

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