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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:34 AM
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Apparently the rolling rapture predicted for Sat May 21 2011 at 6p local time has yet to happen in the Pacific Rim as Japan should be obliterated in the next half hour if the prediction is true but it is after 6p locally in New Zealand and yet they still stand.

So sorry, no rapture!
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:35 AM
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It's already happened but no human beings on this evil earth were found sinless enough to be raptured.
So the prophecy did, in fact, technically come true, although nothing has actually changed.

Win-win.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:35 AM
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Maybe it has, only there weren't that many good and worthy Christians after all.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:36 AM
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Beautiful day over here in the UK...no sign of anything out the ordinary!!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:37 AM
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News media would be all over the destruction of Oceania ad the Eastern span of The Pacific Ring Of Fire would be lit up like the 4th of July.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:37 AM
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Originally posted by spolvil
Beautiful day over here in the UK...no sign of anything out the ordinary!!


Y'all in the UK have only about what?, 8 1/2 hours left? It's like 930a GMT there right?
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:37 AM
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Originally posted by FailedProphet
It's already happened but no human beings on this evil earth were found sinless enough to be raptured.
So the prophecy did, in fact, technically come true, although nothing has actually changed.

Win-win.


Same guess i had.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:39 AM
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Love the thread title......

Its one of those .... " No ...really !!!! "......moments



peace



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:41 AM
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Originally posted by cabinda


Love the thread title......

Its one of those .... " No ...really !!!! "......moments



peace



Thank you.


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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:50 AM
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Its 6.10pm here...If anyone can here me out there?

I am transmitting on 510 mega hertz, if anyone is out there please respond...I cant kill all these Zombies by myself.....

Please be aware IT IS ALL REAL.........I TELL YOU IT IS REAL!!!!!

It REAL.....LY IS A CROCK OF Male Cow Droppings.!!!

Yep still here of course.

It got dark quick tho, and a real nice clap of thunder at 5.50pm...went for like 20 seconds. Some lightening now, some rain, but of course the Weather Brewro (how do you spell that again), predicted this for the past week, actually its stopped raining now.......On no its started again....

Hang on....Oh Hi Mom.....arent you suppose to be dead, like 3 years ago......Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!.

Just kidding. Back to Normality.Coo, coo, cooo, coooo.




posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:51 AM
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Originally posted by gort51
Its 6.10pm here...If anyone can here me out there?

I am transmitting on 510 mega hertz, if anyone is out there please respond...I cant kill all these Zombies by myself.....

Please be aware IT IS ALL REAL.........I TELL YOU IT IS REAL!!!!!

It REAL.....LY IS A CROCK OF Male Cow Droppings.!!!

Yep still here of course.

It got dark quick tho, and a real nice clap of thunder at 5.50pm...went for like 20 seconds. Some lightening now, some rain, but of course the Weather Brewro (how do you spell that again), predicted this for the past week, actually its stopped raining now.......On no its started again....

Hang on....Oh Hi Mom.....arent you suppose to be dead, like 3 years ago......Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!.

Just kidding. Back to Normality.Coo, coo, cooo, coooo.



Report your location please?



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:53 AM
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Originally posted by gort51
Hang on....Oh Hi Mom.....arent you suppose to be dead, like 3 years ago......Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!.

Just kidding. Back to Normality.Coo, coo, cooo, coooo.



The really scary thing is I sorta believed you for a second.
See what sleep deprivation does too me?
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:55 AM
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Thank God...Someone else is alive....

Im in Manhattan.......Street.

In the Land Of OZ-tainia, Just look South and you will see me.......OK, over and out there.....



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 03:56 AM
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You mean I gotta hold onto me nuts for another 8 hours??!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:08 AM
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did anyone check if Jesus RSVPd?



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:08 AM
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you yanks are missing all the fun, most everyone has disappeared in Australia! it's like a a candy land ... think will smith in I am legend! crazy times!



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:10 AM
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Too late Scaledown.......I already beat ya to that one buddy...


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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:14 AM
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Ok i can CONFIRM that the rapture has not happened. i called my auntie who im pretty sure she hasn't committed a sin in 15+ years since she "found god" . And guess what she picked up...
(i hung up immediately as 1.calling Australia is expensive 2.Shes a nut)



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:25 AM
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Rapture is not occuring as scheduled!


We would like to apologize for the delay,but due to technical issues and busy schedule, the earth rapture will delay for a few hours.

Please remain in your seats and be patient.

The Rapture inc managment
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posted on May, 21 2011 @ 04:37 AM
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Plenty "rapture" here in Scotland all week. My home team Huddersfield is in the play-off final next sunday, my second team Man U will beat Barcelona next saturday and my partners family (Rangers fans) haven't stopped being in "rapture" all week.......oh hang on you mean that pesky christian stuff. Nah nothing happening. Good job too with all the footie next weekend ;-)





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