The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

reply to post by MDDoxs
See you should have waited for the bunny stew, pardon my reach .... need more punch

Originally posted by beezzer

Yes...

Now I remember....

From my Ancient Civilization studies a story about the Duel Poodles of Doom from the Bronx West Hollywood culture.

Originally posted by beezzer
It's only considered doom if there are diced potatoes, carrots, onions and garlic in the hot tub as well.

Alright!

Who told the rabbit thats exactly why he was invited to this Doom party?
Man, A guy thought he knew who is friends were...

Now no rabbit Gloom Stew.


Thanks, OK somebody get Dominoes on the horn.

I got another request from a fan!

Stan Greegmench from Seattle writes

I hate you, I find you disgusting and I want to ki-. . .

Ooops, wrong letter.

How about a small tune for doomsday while I find the right one.

Originally posted by beezzer
That is so weird! There was some rumbling here. Then my wife hit me in the head and sprayed half a can of air freshener down the back of my pants.

Same thing earlier today here but I thought I was "Ascending"

Originally posted by texasgirl
We had a big thunderstorm here in Texas last night and I saw some patio furniture fly by...Was the world ending two days early?! But I'm still here. Now we are dealing with 50 mile + wind gusts. Kind of unusual for us.

I bought some Korbel champagne for tomorrow. I am celebrating either way!

There you go!

Spoken like a true Texan!

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by beezzer
That is so weird! There was some rumbling here. Then my wife hit me in the head and sprayed half a can of air freshener down the back of my pants.

Same thing earlier today here but I thought I was "Ascending"

I ascended earlier, but then my wife made me get down from the roof.

Originally posted by hangedman13
Tsk, tsk, why is everyone so convinced it's aliens or zombies?

Because we've all seen the Historical Documents I mean, all the Government approved Latest Doom filled TV and Movie stories.

Personally, I'd prefer Zombies as apposed to Aliens. At least you know where one stands with Zombies. It's simple really. Don't feed them. Well maybe, the pesky neighbor, just a few bites here and there.

Originally posted by texasgirl
If this doesn't happen will all the people who spent their life savings on underground bunkers want their money back?

I wonder how all those members that have 2012 in their names will feel after

Various forums across the net are being flooded with reports of strange lights in the sky.

I'd go out and look but I live in Cumbria and haven't seen the stars since 1986.

Originally posted by antar
Family converging at my house for the past 2 weeks... seems the kids could have been on their best behavior and at least pretended that the relatives who traveled through blizzard conditions from all over the country are more important than the 'earlies' they begged for from my black Friday finds, things like Assassins creed 3 and Call of duty 4 I think it was, anyway the hot and cold toddies and quiet conversations in front of the fire were well worth the 120 I shelled out for the games and leaving us to deep and thoughtful adult conversations a rarity in my life...

That actually sounds wonderful.

Happy Holidays...

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by texasgirl
If this doesn't happen will all the people who spent their life savings on underground bunkers want their money back?

I wonder how all those members that have 2012 in their names will feel after

The same way I felt after the failed "beezzer rebellion" of 2010

Originally posted by bekod
ok i'm back

See beezz!

I told you not to leave the front door wideopen! Look what crawled in.

after that dudes horse got eat last knight

It was delicious. Licks fingers...

oh by the way... that was deaths horse

Good!

Let the bum walk. What? Deaths too good to walk?

he said to tell you all there is no end of the world

Party poooper!

Nice and sunny day good day to walk and look up on JD, get some Southern Comfort, and see my pall Captain Morgan..

OK, you can invite Jack and Morgan but they aint getting any of the Horse tacos or my booze!

reply to post by beezzer

The same way I felt after the failed "beezzer rebellion" of 2010

Yeah, but you set an example beez, and that's what is important.

reply to post by SLAYER69


So happy to find this reply from you Slayer, with this mega thread it is a pleasant surprise, thank you for all you have done this to enlighten my reading experiences and to keep wonder in my heart.

As for the doom and gloom from what I have discovered about you, even the worst case scenario would not slow you down and you would continue to bring light, love and laughter to all of those blessed to know you.

(Now where is my Christmas card!!!)

reply to post by beezzer


LOL!!!! If I were drinking coffee the comp would have been toast! Beezzer you are hilarious!

Originally posted by mamabeth
Have you ever heard this song?
Tinkie Winkie,Dipsy,LaLa,Po,teletubbies say hello

OK

That's it!

Will somebody keep mama away from the punch?!

She's obviously had a bit too much.

Originally posted by neo96
I'm sceered!

The world ends tonite

Says the guy wearing a gas mask

somebody hold me

OK.

If he starts with the "I love you man!" keep him away from the punch as well!

Originally posted by Klassified
reply to post by beezzer

 

The same way I felt after the failed "beezzer rebellion" of 2010

Yeah, but you set an example beez, and that's what is important.

edit on 12/20/2012 by Klassified because: oops

Couldn't help it.

Slayer triple-dog dared me.

Guy code.

Originally posted by beezzer
I got another request from a fan!

I hate you, I find you disgusting and I want to ki-. . .

Ooops, wrong letter.

Sorry you had to see that. It's my Ex-wife an ATS Critic of mine.