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The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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I had a short version earlier. Heading topside right now. Got a celestial whatchacall to check the alignment out.




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:05 PM
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Sorry I missed the party, been supping a single bottle of Newcastle brown ale, whilst catching up with some work.

Now 23:04, so I am going to bed as I have yet more work at 8am, so with a little over 12 hours to go before the thread count on ATS skyrockets, I shall bid ye all good night, see you on the other side!



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Phage
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Not good. With a mouthful of peanuts that might sound like:

AARRRGGGHHHMFMP





I didn't want to say anything but that's how the fondue got messed up.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:10 PM
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Originally posted by Phage
I had a short version earlier. Heading topside right now. Got a celestial whatchacall to check the alignment out.



Neo's up there.
Ignore the "I love you man"






posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:12 PM
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He's at the "I love you man" stage and he's got a rifle?
Lordy!



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:15 PM
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Says the guy wearing a gas mask


Says the guy who gave the guy who is wearing a gaskmask that avatar





If he starts with the "I love you man!" keep him away from the punch as well!


No men women and green aliens only please.




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:16 PM
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Actually, I think the flash came from rain hitting the sparsely taped portion of the extension cord I ran up there to power my laptop. Damn batteries died! The Air Force wasn't amused with my Star nations video, and told me I wasn't going to ascend any higher than I already was. They did offer me a free ride though...



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:21 PM
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Welp...

The liquor cabinet is full, mix and ice are well stocked, munchies overflowing in the cupboard, and I've downloaded the infamous REM song "It's The End of the World".

I'm ready to rock and roll.

I've got a couple friends coming over tomorrow night for some drinkypoos. I think I'll play that REM song non-stop all night just so they can feel like it really is the end of the world after 5 hours of hearing that incessant nauseating song over and over and over and over....

.... because I'm an a-hole like that sometimes.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:23 PM
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Doom N gloom. Especially the gloom. There are, apparently, lots of lonely folks trolling Craig's List in a effort to find that special someone to go out with a BANG with...

14 Best Craig's List Ads of the Apocalypse



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by beezzer

Don't mind Neo on the roof. He's got a sniper rifle and keeping us safe from zombies.



My wife, the reporter, is quietly stumbling room to room and taking notes on what everyone is saying while drunk. In case the Apocalypse fails, one can NEVER have TOO MUCH dirt on folks for blackmail ammo on down the line...

Evidently, her philosophy is that journalistic integrity goes straight out the window when blackmail fodder is to be had...



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:38 PM
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I have 2 jobs in sandy hook tomorrow

it will sure seem like the end of the world at 9:30 am




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:24 PM
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WOOHOOO!! Doom on again!



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 07:49 PM
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I love you man? Oh,do you mean the Barney song,
I love you,you love me,we're a happy family,with a
great big hug and a kiss from me to you...



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:06 PM
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pssst...
A word of advice...make sure those are REAL nuts that you're eating.
The bunny is around here somewhere.I heard a rumor that Beezzer's
secret lab has been experimenting with peanuts now that the word is
out about his raisins.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:12 PM
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I've got a couple friends coming over tomorrow night for some drinkypoos. I think I'll play that REM song non-stop all night just so they can feel like it really is the end of the world after 5 hours of hearing that incessant nauseating song over and over and over and over....


More like wishing it was over,or smashing the stereo.
Which do you think will come first?




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:26 PM
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Originally posted by Klassified
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Actually, I think the flash came from rain hitting the sparsely taped portion of the extension cord I ran up there to power my laptop. Damn batteries died! The Air Force wasn't amused with my Star nations video, and told me I wasn't going to ascend any higher than I already was. They did offer me a free ride though...


I think you're what Phage was looking for "Celestial Body"
I'd avoid riding in ANY Government vehicle with tinted windows.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:45 PM
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In reality,this is what a doomsday bunker would be like........




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:51 PM
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Workin.....

With a fifth of sumthin sumthin, ya know.

Hope the Boss dont mind! Oh yeah...Hes not here.




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:55 PM
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I didn't see this posted yet, and you can't have an "The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!" without it. So without further adieu: A special presentation of...



Intro by none other than Jerry Lewis.


edit on 12/20/2012 by Klassified because: Slayer's homebrew white lightning is messing with me now...

edit on 12/20/2012 by Klassified because: See, I told ya...



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 09:20 PM
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I think the Human race will eventually get it together....



We have to, We have no choice



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