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The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:17 AM
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Originally posted by blupblup

I also have another source I've been in contact with.... Korton, I've been channelling him for some time.
For those of you "in the know" you'll be aware that this entity is very real and you would do well to watch this clip





So THAT'S what all that hacking coughing racket is! Apparently I'm contacting aliens every morning when I first wake up!

There's also a preacher down the road from me who evidently channels that chanting alien every Sunday, just before noon.

ETA: I thought Korton's made fish sticks...



edit on 2012/12/20 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:21 AM
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Contacting information control really get's the facial wrinkles out



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:23 AM
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Originally posted by Flavian
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I was also going to take out a huge loan but i have no need now. I simply answered a lovely Nigerian gentleman over the internet and sent him my bank details. The lovely chap is depositing £54,000,000 in my bank account later today.

Just in time too! Now i can put down a deposit for an Ark (at premium prices as "it has begun") from "Pay on time or i break your legs" Dave.




Oh brilliant, is it this guy?







posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 04:40 AM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
ETA: I thought Korton's made fish sticks...


Scoff all you want.

I just contacted their headquarters accidentally while in the restroom and am now a Knight of Korton.
My certificate and robe will be sent to me as soon as my cheque/check clears.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 05:32 AM
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Ok I am a little suspicious now my two youngest appear to be sleeping in today they never do that



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:08 AM
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Slayer,I would like for you,Beezzer,Kdog and Jude to explain to me
this obsession with bodily functions.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:37 AM
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Originally posted by iforget
Ok I am a little suspicious now my two youngest appear to be sleeping in today they never do that




It's a 2012 Omen.
Got any baking soda and a day old french fry handy?



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:39 AM
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Well mama...

I think beezzer or one of the other older boys started it. Then there was a triple dog dare!

You know boys, We can't ignore a triple dog dare.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 06:56 AM
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Kids
,if you boys can't behave I will make you listen to the
following...

www.youtube.com...


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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 07:34 AM
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Doom and gloom?
Bring it on!!



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 07:41 AM
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I just know something horrible is going to happen.

In fact I am quite sure.

In know, even though its a Friday and there is the possibility to sleep late on Saturday morning, the damn cats are going to wake me up at 6am.

Stupid Mayans.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:11 AM
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I really wanted to create an "all-in-one" doomsday thread but I'm new here and don't have enough posts yet. Nice images and captions in the original post!

I didn't take the time to link to all my ideas but anyone curious enough can search the Internet for any or all of the following (and I am not limiting my "prophecy" ideas to Dec 21st 2012 but extending them through June 2013 as per both asteroid passage of 2012 DA14 mid-February 2013 and also the Farsight Institute's experiment below).

My bets on the sun (based on the 2008 Avebury crop circle and Pane Andov's ideas, among other indicators). Even scientists and government have been warning us of unprecedented solar activity in 2013. That's no big secret or conspiracy. We may have another Carrington event or similar, enough to knock out some electrical grids for weeks or more. I'm also betting we will either have a meteor impact (in the ocean) and/or some celestial body will be found exerting forces on the planets that cause more extreme climate change (earthquakes, volcanoes possibly). So, here's my full list of information I've read about that influenced my thinking.


(If anyone would like me to supply links to information about any of the following, just give a shout out.)

Biblical accounts (Book of Revelations, Wormwood)

Mayan Long Count calendar (entering 13th baktun, ~5,125 year cycle)

Hopi prophecies of the (Blue and Red) Kachinas

Sumerian accounts of Nibiru

a.k.a Hercolubus (the Red Planet)

a.k.a Planet X

Cherokee rattlesnake prophecy of "Time Untime" (Dec. 18th - 21st, 2012)

Galactic Alignments (celestial alignments, the galactic equator)

astronomical precession of the equinoxes (approx. five "long counts")

entering the cycle of the 6th sun (also after 5 "long counts")

"Sun Goes Red Giant 23 December 2012" (Pane Andov)

crop circle at Avebury July 2008

Timewave Zero (Terrence McKenna) & the I-Ching

Web Bot "predictions"

asteroid 2012 DA14 passing closer than earth orbiting satellites (.09 LD, or approximately one-tenth the distance between the earth and the moon) mid-February 2013

remote viewing experiment of June 2013 (Courtney Brown of the Farsight Institute)

climate change including: magnetic polar shift, mega-earthquakes, super-volcanoes, tsunamis, extreme solar flares including proton events, Carrington event or galactic superwave

other semi-related prophecies including: Nostradamus (heck, why not? haven't heard from him in a while); the Bible Code (unlocked via computer); Edgar Cayce, Intervention Theory (Lloyd Pye and the "Starchild Skull"); Project Looking Glass; Project Pegasus

last but not least: ascension; DNA activation; hyperdimensional physics (Nassim Haramein, I-Ching and tetrahedral geometry)


EDIT: Some supporting evidence can be found at my blog:
maragrace.spintheweb.net...
edit on 20-12-2012 by anjuna because: shameless self-promotion



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:26 AM
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Being new here or not. That's great work
Awesome collection of information.
Well done.


I just hope we make it to the 22nd so others have a chance to read it



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:27 AM
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Originally posted by this_is_who_we_are
Doom and gloom?
Bring it on!!


You know. That's exactly how I look every morning while waiting for the coffee maker to finish.

Drip Drip Drip



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 08:53 AM
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I don't know if we have a dj for the party,but i'll take the role for now










posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 10:23 AM
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OK
Now that we have some more doomsday tunes wheres the eats?



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 10:55 AM
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Well kids, I'm back. And since I'm in Yerup still, I'll be sure to let everyone know about the 21st when it comes around here.



Also, since the DJ hasn't arrived yet, I'd like to stand in for a bit.

I have a letter. It's from Doris in Phlegm Droppings, Iowa. In it she writes. . . .

Dear beezzer, I'm a long time listener, but a first time writer to your show. . .


WTH? What show?

Anyways, she says. . .


After tomorrow, my relationship with Nirubu will be at an end. I'll miss the evil space-planet from helldoom and will think of him always.

Is there some song you can play that will show how much I'll miss him and think of him?

Signed,
Doris


Well Doris, this song is for you




posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 11:17 AM
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OK I just checked..

Looking out my living room window I don't see either Gloom or Doom just some old lady walking her poodle, The Poodle looks kind of menacing though.



posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 11:22 AM
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Oh my god! Was it the Poodle of the Apocalypse?

Doom Poodles?




ETA; it's just snowing here.

Or is it Doom-Snow?

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posted on Dec, 20 2012 @ 11:30 AM
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Just returned to my office and my coffee is cold.....DOOOMM!!







 
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