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posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 11:51 AM
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in the CORNER? What??!!?? Have I been bad or something?



As to this whole doomsday thing, we either missed it or we are currently in hell... since I am working still im thinking hell....




posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
Sky cleared out. Still have a ton of snow on the ground, but the sky's all blue... I thought I heard trumpets, but I might have just fed my old hound dog too much gassy stuff.

I've been out in the snow all morning trying to Ascend. I jump and jump, but just keep DESCENDING again every time. Anybody have any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I only Ascend about 3 feet at a time, then fall back to zero...



Eat more beans......



Des



posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 11:23 PM
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Originally posted by superman2012
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WOAH! Slayer...back in here...pour some more drinks! We have until Sunday now!


They moved the date?

WTF!!

Are they planning on stringing us along indefinitely?

My liver can't handle it.



posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 11:29 PM
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Neither can Santa,poor guy................





posted on Dec, 22 2012 @ 11:38 PM
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OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?






















posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:12 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?


It wasn't me,I was trying to give you this



But I heard they changed the date on the apocalypse,so I drank it.



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:26 AM
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Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by nenothtu
 


in the CORNER? What??!!?? Have I been bad or something?




Uh, no, you've not been bad... not yet, anyhow...



As to this whole doomsday thing, we either missed it or we are currently in hell... since I am working still im thinking hell....



I think I slept through it, but honestly, I was only trying to get rested up FOR it!



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 12:27 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

Originally posted by nenothtu
Sky cleared out. Still have a ton of snow on the ground, but the sky's all blue... I thought I heard trumpets, but I might have just fed my old hound dog too much gassy stuff.

I've been out in the snow all morning trying to Ascend. I jump and jump, but just keep DESCENDING again every time. Anybody have any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I only Ascend about 3 feet at a time, then fall back to zero...



Eat more beans......



Des


AHA! THAT'S why my old hound dog ascended! An' here I thought that racket was the trumpets of doom!

Well, maybe in a way it WAS...



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 03:03 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?



















I can not tell a lie...wait, yes I can.

hmmmm...seems like I'm repeating myself.


Peace


edit on 23-12-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 10:28 PM
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Slayer that is a diamond in the rough, so if you put it back and wait a few years you'll be rich.

Or if you find some tight-wad you could ask them to sit on it for a week or so.





Originally posted by SLAYER69
OK I just found this under the tree which one of you is the wise guy/gal?


edit on 23-12-2012 by Realtruth because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 23 2012 @ 11:33 PM
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I thought you should have gotten a truck load

It wasn't me.



posted on Dec, 30 2012 @ 12:54 PM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

I give you...Manna from the Gods....




Des
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Put that on two slices of bread, and it'll be about right for breakfast...

About a gallon of beer would be just right to wash that sammich down with...



posted on Dec, 30 2012 @ 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by derfreebie

She was actually kind of cute in a provincial way: until her teeth fell out



Uhhh... you said that like it was a BAD thing!



posted on Dec, 30 2012 @ 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by Suspiria
Wondering if a celebratory beer for breakfast is in order.


YES!

Along with one of Des's 40 pound bacon sammiches!



posted on Dec, 30 2012 @ 01:11 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
Well everybody We laughed, We Cried, We took photos. Some of us Ascended and others simply Survived...

BTW. I get to keep what I find under the Sofa seat cushions...


Wait... PHOTOS?

Who am I gonna have to kill to keep THOSE from getting out?





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