Join the Church of Carlin today. I am starting a new religion. I believe in the prophet George Carli

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Are there any real churches or prophets? ...

Originally posted by randyvs


False prophet

BS. Carlin was a prophet. He woke thousands of people up DECADES AGO to the manufactured left right paradigm and the fact that multi-national corporations and banks essentially are the government.

RIP George Carlin.

Originally posted by Robin Marks
Did I forget to mention that the Church of Carlin is taking donations?

Huge donations. I'll accept any money you want to give to the church. You'll have to wait until the church gets an accountant if you want a reciept. I'll hold on to the money in the meantime. Don't blame the Church of Carlin. Blame the bureaucracy for the delay in recieving a reciept. Trust me. Trust in God. I'll get it to you as soon as we're accredited.

If you don't need a receipt.
All the better.

edit on 11-4-2011 by Robin Marks because: (no reason given)

"He (god) loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money!"

Guys, if you can't see the sarcasm in Robins thread, than the joke is on you.

There is no joke here.
George Carlin our Lord does not tell jokes.
Our Lord makes observations.
He was an artist.
Carlin the mangod was also a scientist- he is always experimenting. The joke was reality. Reality is the joke.

This church is as valid and honest as any other faith.
I believe this to be true, with every bit of my soul.

Praise Carlin.

This will be the oath,

Reality is the joke.
Carlin is God.

do you really believe you are a pope? of a new church? im laughing soooo hard, hold a sec i need to go pee.......ok back, come out of the illusionary delusions of self prophetic new religous leader, so "POPE" how many you have in this so called new religious church? 2 maybe 3??? lololol

Here' is the proverb of the day, is "Just cause you got the monkey off your back, it doesn't mean the circus has left town."

What the heck, here's another,

"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I will accept."

Feel free to confess your sins to me. I am a channel to God. Your secrets are safe with me.

Originally posted by lbndhr
do you really believe you are a pope? of a new church? im laughing soooo hard, hold a sec i need to go pee.......ok back, come out of the illusionary delusions of self prophetic new religous leader, so "POPE"

how many you have in this so called new religious church? 2 maybe 3??? lololol

So far there is only one member.
But all great religions started with only one member then expanded to millions and billions.
Gotta start somewhere.
I'm looking for more disciples to build the church if you're interested. There's no membship fees to join. You simply have to take the oath.

I am not a pope.
I am "the" POPE.

Oh No, we lost more people to crazy cults...

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This is indeed a crazy cult.

A cult is just another word for church. That reminds me, we need some more rites and ceremonies.
Like a high holy day.

And the Church Of Carlin, we can use COC when using shorthand, embraces crazy. The mentally ill are encouraged to join. I am the only member, and since I have a mental illness, the crazy are 100% of the congregation at this point.

I am a proud member of COC.

I had the pleasure of eating breakfast with George.

I saw people walk out of his show. They said he was bitter.

He was. He saw privilege we will never see.

He also saw just how far new money was allowed to go.

I do know he would get a chuckle from this thread.

RIP George.......It was an Honor to meet you.

Robin, I love your new digs! Unfortunately, some of your followers don't get your sarcasm and think you are serious. Guess that's why this place is so full of alien and NWO threads...forgive me Pope for I have blasphemied your hollowed ground with words only Anti-Carlins would use. Keep venting Pope Marks...it'll give you a break from the daily stress you put yourself under worrying about things that you have no control over.

Lord Carlin has given me message to share with you all.
He's pissed there's only 14 flags. Come on!
How are we going to spread his word if we aren't knocking on everyone's door?
We should first find out where the Morons live.

As proof that his word is divine, our saviour points to this following incident to show that we live in a Police State.

www.youtube.com...

George Carlin reveled this evil and foretold of it's manical manifestations.

But in all honest I can undertand the TSA security people, she fits the profile of the other 6 year old terror babies.

You gotta protect your stuff.

No one has joined the church.
I guess I'll have to accept the fact that this religion was doomed from the start. I did however learn many things. I learned people can't read. They come to a discussion with almost all of their ideas formed. I knew that I would not get many Carlin non-fans rushing through the doors. But to have Carlins fans not understand the purpose was sad but predictable. I now know I was right all along. Not only can people not read, they can not comprehend.

I was put down as crazy. I know there is a stigma attached to mentally illness. I know this intimately.
I was called stupid. I was told George Carlin would be rolling around in his grave. I don't think he really believe in an after-life persay, so I think he'd find that funny.

This experiment proved my thesis. People don't understand sarcasm anymore and people are prejudice. Even the ones claiming to be products of the enlightenment. I know some people wrote their comments though the didn't read my entire opening statement. Let's just say there was a rush to judgement.

It looks like I'm the only member of this church. In the end it looks like I'll have to understand the real message of George Carlin and respect his wishes.

He told us to only belong to a church, that is limited to only one parishioner.

Originally posted by Robin Marks
No one has joined the church.
I guess I'll have to accept the fact that this religion was doomed from the start.

you have to spend 40 days in the desert before anyone will join - all the best montheistic religons have their head honcho's playing with themselves for 40 days in way too hot temperatures then coming back with suitable revelations.

go get some heatstroke.....

Trust me. I've done my forty days.
I'm not suicidal anymore. That doesn't mean I don't get depressed to that level anymore. Oh boy I still do. It's just that I have had to rule it out as an option. As much as I want to end my pain, I can't inflict a worse pain on those that have come to love me. I made a serious attempt once. I had stepped into the great beyond. One thought pulled me back from the brink. The doctors were able to save me.

I've also went on a two week hunger strike. I understand what hunger means. It was political, and I don't feel like arguing politics at church. Let's just say I've done some suffer and wandering, lost in a vast desert.

Forty days. Ha. I've been travelling on a stark path for much longer than that.

I'm even going to dare saying that I've transcended. I have seen the big picture.
But I'm not going to kid myself enough to think that anyone can really understand what I have to say.
I'm content and being a malcontent. I ok with being an outsider and a misfit.
I wouldn't have it any other way. Despite all the pain.
Because it was I that forced my eyes to open so I could see what was real.
I accepted the mission. I searched for the truth.
I have found truth.
I found religion.

I can't believe that none of you get it. Not one.

It's really simple.

Imagine this. If you were god, and you were planning to pay a visit to earth, why wouldn't you take the form of a "George Carlin." If you're a bit older than myself you may think of George Burns when you think of God, but really, wouldn't George Carlin be the most logical form. If I were God, that's exactly who I'd become. You tell humanity the truth. And you sit back and giggle to yourself while the babies argue with you. Every theologian and person with faith you met, would be trying to contvert you back into Christianity. It's brilliant. George was probably very respectful of people spirtual faith, but not of the religion. He ask spoke highly of the Nuns that educated him.

George never said there wasn't a god. He said God is not like mankind has imaged God to be. You can't know the mind of God. You can only listen. And when you find the truth, you'll know it when you hear it. Remember George Carlin said to think for yourself. I have. And I think God is entertained.

Here's your George Carlin proverb for the day,

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."

Wow. It's hard binging a church. So many details.
I need music. Hell, I don't even have a choir.
No one to play the organ.

Oh well, here's some music anyway.

Testify.......

www.youtube.com...

I have no idea who George carlin is and I stopped reading when you said the first 13 could be cardinals,
have you hit the 13 quota yet? Dont really care about the religion part but Cardinal would look cool on my resume.
I assume as one of the leaders I dont have to believe in anything anyway so it shouldnt be an issue.
Let me know if you have positions of power available and Im in

OK dude, no one joined but its ok

Im a consultant who specialises in PR and Marketing and I think thats what the problem was here, the religion wasnt marketed properly.
I previously applied for the position of cardinal but due to the fact you are obviously struggling to get this going by urself I feel that with the expertise I can bring I should be promoted to prophet straight away.

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Well... Are Cardinals positions still open? Altar boys? I'll prefer the Cardinal of C.O.C... but any other light job would suffice . Also I would like to make a HUGE Donation : 1.000.000.000 Dollars (Zimbabwen of course...I think It's about 5 US$) . May I suggest to have Altar Girls (18+) . Do you got a chorus? Because I can Donate 20 of the voices in my head, just to make a jumpstart...I know that by now The COC must be full of members... but I have an ego to maintain... I NEED to be a part of COC... Please?