How would you invade the USA?

invade a country trillions of dollars in debt populated by mostly self absorbed racists and junk food junkies??? why would anybody want anything to do with that?? i say lets invade Hawaii (which was illegally annexed by the US so i dont consider it part of the Union.) or the Bahamas. or any other thousands of other tropical paradises.

Guys, to start of with I am an European so that is out of the way.

Anyways I read this thread and it is fun, and I agree with the fact that the current Chinese way of "soft invasion" is the most effeciant one I would like to describe what I would do using the "old fashioned" way of a proper invasion.

DISCLAMER: Obviously this is just for fun and could be applied to any country. So let´s keep it in a humourus spirit.


Preparation stage:

First of all I would prepare by sending in about 2000 infiltrators taking on normal jobs, and arming them with nuclear devices (not that hard to do actually), and regular explosives.

Map out all vital infrastructure

Send infiltrators to oil producing countries to scout out vital targets.



Day of the initial attack:

I would have 1000 of my 2000 infiltrators blow up specific targets in densly populated areas causing chaos. Meanwhile I would bomb the Middle Eastern oil producing targets to cause the oil to stop flowing.
The other 1000 infiltrators would kill of high level officials in the military and political sphere to immobilize an direct response (and get the president if possible).

Secondary I would use Biological and chemical attacks in major urban coastal cities from cargo vessels, and directly afterwards launch 6 nuclear warheads to detonate at 100km in the east, in the west and central US. This would cause EMP´s and shut down most of the infrastructure.

So now I have destroyed the possibility to get access to oil, I have EMP´ed the infrastructure, I have caused chaos in urban areas by killing large numbers of people. (When the Saudis stopped exporting oil during the 70´s the US had to suffer in vietnam because of fuel shortages).

After that I would nuke the US bases in Germany, Bahrain, Japan, Korea and Italy to scare the rest of the world.

The confusion would be total, who attacked? Why did they attack? What shall we do?

At this point I would send cargo vessels over the pacific packet with troops and parachute in special teams to take over main points of interest.

I would create a greenzone on the west coast as well as the east coast and build up troops while establishing propaganda channels (TV, flyers and such) and install a new form of government. After that the troops would have to go from city to city, village to village to clear out any insurgents (aka resistance fighters).

In the end I would have a non-radiated landmass to fill with my people (since it is so crowded in China) and continue on that path.

But this scenario is highly unlikley, as I said in the beginning the current way of doing things is much more effective and not a single shot fired



Since I have nothing against Americans, I will end this with saying, I do hope you guys get a real president in 2012, someone who looks out for the US interests and the American people! If you guys go down, we all go down.



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Then way the Muslims have. Shift there and breed and in time influence every aspect of society and then take over more political inlfuence and eventually introduce laws and systems to accomodate us and then you've got them where you want them. It's all in he numbers and using those numbers to portray areas of offense to 'us' and having society scramble to not offend and then we have power.

Takes time but it's simple and it happening right now.

I would use my Super Gigantic Experimental Outer Space Orbital Ray Gun (Project Leviathan Key Chain) that is operated from my youtube account that can blast a hole right through the earth, come out the other side and possibly hit another planet. I then have to deal with aliens.

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Sorry Mr. Lizard but the Unites States is Danile Larusso, everyone else is Cobra Kai.



Check and MATE!
Good game.

1. start central bank
2. buy politicians
3. collapse economy

no shots fired

xp

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You think poor Americans aren't used to being poor?
OMG, we'll have to downgrade from Cup-O-Noodle to generic Container-O-Noodle.

LOL

Anyways...these financial strategies wouldn't do anything to stop Americans from using their guns on invaders.

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I guess that is why Obama is working his butt of, to restrict gun ownership ?

If he wins another term, I believe he will go for it full force (similary to the gold confiscation of April 3, 1933)

china pulls 1 trillion out of treasuries, and suadi arabia pulls 1 trillion out of treasuries...financial collapse happens...riots, violence, looting, armed rebellion, burning down of washington, western europe collapses from interdependence with the U.S.....brazil, russia, india, china (BRIC countries) form Western Economic Disaster Government, instituting world currency, and BRIC overseas all aspects of reaching stability in the western world.

Originally posted by Yuropean
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I guess that is why Obama is working his butt of, to restrict gun ownership ?

If he wins another term, I believe he will go for it full force (similary to the gold confiscation of April 3, 1933)

no obama won't do that, corporations will spend billions in 2012 to elect an all-republican tea-party government, which will wipe out medicare, social security, coupled with instituted deep tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy, and that will insure that no more democrats will ever hold controlling power again. a facist plutocracy will reign until an "egypt event" happens.

Never underestimate your enemy.

There are alot of "good old boys" waiting for your "invasion." I know some pretty crazy people that ain't no joke.

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Well I agree that they should cancel all social welfare programs and cut the taxes for the middle class. That is the only way forward.

Socialism is not working well, and that is the sad truth

This is a dangerously stupid question to answer, for two reasons, but I'll give it a go.
It wouldnt take much, not nearly a force of any type, 20 men,
5 very key locations, and this nation, is in darkness, without power, sure there'd be some facilities running on generator power, but not enough to keep the population sated.
Wait 4 or 5 days and watch the zombies start eating themselves, by then you can come in and pretend youre a UN peacekeeping humanitarian mission and then just pretty much do what you want.
Do it in the hottest part of summer or the coldest part of winter to maximize the freak out embedded in the population.

Why invade America if I had the power to air strike the vatican?

Subtle and Quiet. I'd make them all fat and complacent, dependent on government aid, and uneducated. I'd then pipe television programs into their homes that rob them of real cognitive ability and rendering them mentally inept. Once their minds and bodies were disabled, there's really nothing left to do but sweep in and be glad that a huge portion of what would have been a barrier to invading is now a lump of brainless fat, with no available resources and no drive to move or resist.

Game...set...match...

China locks up their smartest, brightest, most creative designers, artists and thinkers. This is why they have to resort to stealing 30 year old outdated tech. They are far too incompetent to even have the logistics to bring 1/10 their military across the ocean. They are probably going to be facing a massive revolution this summer from the civilians within. They will be too busy killing and locking up more of their smartest most creative people.

China FAIL. I mean seriously, the Chinese CCP are scared of people who do Meditation and Karate? They are scared of Tibetan Monks? They are scared of Folun Gong? They are scared of Artists? Scared of people practicing meditation and karate movements? And you consider China a threat? LOL what a joke. These guys couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. They are scared of elderly people meditating lol. Just imagine how badly these scardey kats would poop themselves if they faced the United States. Heck all we would have to do in send out a few old people to start doing Folun Gong and they would throw down their weapons and run away screaming.

How would you invade the USA?

Off the top of my head, multiculturalism. Pit one race against another race. Pit one religion against another religion. Etc. And whammo! You've got instant --- "soft tyranny" from the inside out!

Originally posted by Yuropean
reply to post by jimmyx

 

Well I agree that they should cancel all social welfare programs and cut the taxes for the middle class. That is the only way forward.

Socialism is not working well, and that is the sad truth

and you would do what with all those people thrown out of the social welfare programs? one must actually be able to project real-world consequences...sorry, but my charitable giving has been eaten up by lack of wage increases, and retirement depletions, coupled with large increases in food and fuel

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Set off a nuke in New York. All defenses will be shifted to east coast. Then, have a whole bunch of cargo container ships filled with soldiers, tanks and choppers land in California. Have jets launched from air craft carriers provide support and bomb military bases. Have the red alert soundtrack playing in the background.

Originally posted by idonotcollectstamps
China locks up their smartest, brightest, most creative designers, artists and thinkers. This is why they have to resort to stealing 30 year old outdated tech. They are far too incompetent to even have the logistics to bring 1/10 their military across the ocean. They are probably going to be facing a massive revolution this summer from the civilians within. They will be too busy killing and locking up more of their smartest most creative people.

China FAIL. I mean seriously, the Chinese CCP are scared of people who do Meditation and Karate? They are scared of Tibetan Monks? They are scared of Folun Gong? They are scared of Artists? Scared of people practicing meditation and karate movements? And you consider China a threat? LOL what a joke. These guys couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. They are scared of elderly people meditating lol. Just imagine how badly these scardey kats would poop themselves if they faced the United States. Heck all we would have to do in send out a few old people to start doing Folun Gong and they would throw down their weapons and run away screaming.

How old are you?

Secondly question: Do you really believe the things you type?