You Know you're bored if...

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posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 03:55 AM
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1.) ...you're caught listening to the extended version of "Blue Monday".

2.) ...you check your email box to find it empty, then check it again.

3.) ...you attempt to sing Backstreet Boys lyrics.

4.) ...you make up and do your own homework.

5.) ...you set up a two player match on Halo and make it constantly jump off a cliff for target practice.

6.) ...if you chase around small animals with a weed eater.

7.) ...if you practice belt whipping.

8.) ...if you surf through 223 TV Stations to find nothing on, then scan through them again backwards.

9A.) ...if you listen to Opera.
9B.) ...if you watch Operah.

10.) ...if you sit and stare at the SETI Program.

11.) ...if you sit and make your own list of movie credits for your fake movie.

12.) ...if you're caught singing the chorus to "Louie Louie".

13.) ...if you stare at you Discussion Boards Index.

14.) ...if you toss pennies into a Cowboy Hat.

15.) ...if you replay your game consoles intro constantly.

16.) ...if you start a thread about it.

17.) ...maintain a blog

18.) ...practice ninja shadow fighting

19.) ...see how long you can hold your breath

20.) ...listen to powerman5k

Thanks to John Nada and Lysergic for 16 through 20.




posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 03:58 AM
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You Know you're bored if...


21. If your replying to shugos post



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 04:00 AM
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Originally posted by Ycon
You Know you're bored if...

21. If your replying to shugos post


22. If you chase people around with a baseball bat.

23. If you pull people out of tree's by their ear.

24. If you tie people into garbage bags.



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 04:05 AM
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22. If you chase people around with a baseball bat.

23. If you pull people out of tree's by their ear.

24. If you tie people into garbage bags.


25. If you have to chase bad boys up a tree.

26. If you have to send them to the corner.

27. If have to smack them upside the head.



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 04:07 AM
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Originally posted by Ycon

25. If you have to chase bad boys up a tree.

26. If you have to send them to the corner.

27. If have to smack them upside the head.


28. If you chase boys at all. (Yes ladies you do it)

29. If you walk into one room, and then walk back into the other.

30. If spend 14+ hours in chat. *coughyconcough*



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 04:12 AM
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28. If you chase boys at all. (Yes ladies you do it)

29. If you walk into one room, and then walk back into the other.

30. If spend 14+ hours in chat. *coughyconcough*


31. If you *hide behind others* when you get scared and bored.

32. If you
all the time.

33. If you hangout on multiple message boards.



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 04:22 AM
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Originally posted by Ycon

31. If you *hide behind others* when you get scared and bored.

32. If you
all the time.

33. If you hangout on multiple message boards.


34. If you live in Indiana


35. If you stare at a computer screen for hours.

36. If you practice keyboard strokes on your character keyboard.



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 03:28 PM
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34. If you live in Indiana


35. If you stare at a computer screen for hours.

36. If you practice keyboard strokes on your character keyboard.



37. If you take too many tylenol PM to get high.

38. If you like to get spanked.

39. If you continue to make up these boring things



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 03:33 PM
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Originally posted by Shugo
1.) ...you're caught listening to the extended version of "Blue Monday".


HA! I was listening to in just five minutes ago.



posted on Jul, 19 2004 @ 05:11 PM
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40.) ...if you stalk multiple girls.

41.) ...if you scream to see how loud you can be.

42.) ...if you dig a hole for fun.



posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 05:02 PM
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43) you repeatedly tell tele-markers how much you like pie.

44) You develop a fetish for internet smileys

45) you've watched so much porn that you're more concerned with the type of velcro gloves he has on than what he's doing to that sheep.

46) you think about what one of your coworkers has the nicest set of man boobs.



posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 06:38 PM
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47) If you masturbate seven times in one day (my bro told me he did that one time, lol :-D)



posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 06:49 PM
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48) If you go around pissing off people for kicks.
49) If you watchreruns on comedy central.
50) If you spend all day searching for random things on google.
51) If you think about how to type in you head and you daydreams consist of a keyboard typing random things.

[Edited on 22-7-2004 by cpr12r]



posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 07:04 PM
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52) You know if you are bored when you play silly games like this one.



posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 11:37 PM
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Originally posted by EmbryonicEssence
47) If you masturbate seven times in one day (my bro told me he did that one time, lol :-D)


Holy #, your brother must hate kittens... for... everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.



posted on Jul, 24 2004 @ 03:16 AM
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i found these awhile ago:

Ten ways to tell if you are bored
randomnous.iamthecheese.com...

the final one is "10. You make a list of ways to tell if you are bored"

So true

---pineapple



posted on Jul, 25 2004 @ 04:17 PM
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53) IF you masturbate 12 times in one day

Holy crap if god kills a kitten everytime you masturbate I am a mass murder!



posted on Aug, 4 2004 @ 12:19 AM
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54) If you twiddle your thumbs while humming aimlessly

55) If you start laughing for no reason

56) If you start whacking your head on the wall

57) if you open an internet browser, close it, then repeat for hours on end

58) if you start to chew on your toes

59) if you start quoting a movie youve watched recently

60) if youre not on ATS or BTS

[Edited on 4-8-2004 by Catfish]





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