What message would you want to personally say to E.T.

Originally posted by r00t999
ET, do you fart ?

That would require bio intake and methane release.. Doubt energy beings do... GOOd 1
Peace

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Very good question
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Many valid points aswell.
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Do you have any space weed i could buy ?

Originally posted by Spotless
Do you have any space weed i could buy ?

LMAO... sapien entertainment
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Well thanks so far for all the comments. Feel free to add more.
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Originally posted by Ophiuchus 13
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No I meen the contactee. What if the Earth born contactee can do this. Or even more controll celestial objects. Just seeing what you think. anz a antz ndle z ruth

Oh, I see.
Even if I could do all that, I could still be imprisoned.
I wouldn't harm this planet, or the home of all the people I love.
Under no circumstances.
However, if I was a really twisted, bitter little twit about to go on a shooting spree then kiss the world goodbye.
I think that is why aliens have to be so careful about who they contact and what gifts (or siddhis) they give.

Originally posted by brindle
To the blonde aliens,i say,I love you all tremendously.My family is packing as we speak,prepare our accomodations promptly.Also,my dogs require plenty of rawhide for their pearly whites.Stock up before we leave earth.This craft is good size,i think this is going to work out great.Lets stop off and get a load of hot wings for our voyage.This is going to be spectacular,seeing the universe in your craft.That blonde nordic alien on ther other side of the craft is a hottie.Wanna go swimming when we get home to your planet?This baby runs off magnetic propulsion i assume.I knew you would get here sooner or later.Thanks for coming for me .

This is ftw!

If you let me drive your spaceship for a bit then you can probe me to your heart’s content. I’m into that sort of thing anyway. Also, give me a ray gun and some other stuff so I can begin my career as a super-villain. Cheers!

reply to post by Ophiuchus 13

I think everything in the material universe takes food (and hence excretes, and farts).
It could just take millions of years from one fart to the next.
So I rather wouldn't ask that.
They might just oblige with an example that they do indeed fart (well ... when in Rome), and next thing trees will whither and crumble, birds will drop dead from the sky, and everybody will suffocate.

Greetings - pull my finger ... oops!

If they're really out there I'd say : if you're agreeing to some set of rules that prevent you from helping us, you don't seem much more intelligent than us at all.

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I agree what you mean makes sense I was just seeing what you thought. Dont worry I havent with ETs. Everyone
Perhaps the Almighty tho as can you all

Originally posted by Ophiuchus 13
That would require bio intake and methane release.. Doubt energy beings do... GOOd 1

Peace

I have a paper from NASA about Methane on Mars that is unexplained and recurring....

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Interesting.
If we think about it, life on earth actually makes life on earth (with a degree of balance).
Plants excrete oxygen.

Maybe I'd ask aliens: "Do you lie?"
If they say "No" I wouldn't ask anything else, because they're probably not being honest.

Originally posted by zorgon

Originally posted by Ophiuchus 13
That would require bio intake and methane release.. Doubt energy beings do... GOOd 1

Peace

I have a paper from NASA about Methane on Mars that is unexplained and recurring....

Perhaps bacteria or some sort of micro-organism yet undiscovered yet plentiful?

Originally posted by SaturnFX
Perhaps bacteria or some sort of micro-organism yet undiscovered yet plentiful?

That is what they think.. because they can't see any geological activity that explains it. But then NASA hasn't had a perfect track record lately

Honestly, I think I'll to be too star-struck to say anything!

And if I ever manage to shake myself out of it, the question would probably be in the content of:

"May I please have your autograph?"

I would ask them if they need to use the bathroom and charge all 1000 of them 20cent each for the use.

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DO NOT APPROACH

Certifiably INSANE Planet !

Come back 100 years later... If we survive as species, probable be ok to an open communication with the rest of galaxy. For your own safety.