If I turn heterosexual: What is the ultimate straight example?

reply to post by andy1033


Man... you're the male equivalent of a rampaging, bra burning, woman hating feminist.

*imagines you in a world where all males are gay* - reminds me of a movie...

www.imdb.com...

lol

Okay the straightest guy ever.... Superman c'mon....
Real men wear their red underwear on top of their tights.

Originally posted by halfoldman
If I could turn my lust for men into lust for women, and became a regular "guy", then who would I follow?

How about Rock Hudson? Pretty manly guy...

I know that you are speaking rhetorically, but it was recently pointed out to me that anybody who can even consider 'choice' as an option, would have to be bisexual, themselves.

reply to post by halfoldman


If I'm interpreting the title correctly, you want to know of heterosexual role-models.....Thats actually a really good question, when a lot of role models today are action heroes - the stereotypical closed minded tough as nails super macho man. While at the same time big brains are the subject of ridicule - geek, nerd..etc, then you look at the sitcoms - and men are portrayed as dumb insensitive and goofy (everbody loves raymond / home improvement)

not really a whole lot of good choices...so I would have to go with a combination of Dr Who, and Buckaroo Banzai

Of course the easiest answer would be CHUCK NORRIS!
( I hear he once punched a guy so hard, the pain got passed down for 3 generations!)

Originally posted by arrus75
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Of course the easiest answer would be CHUCK NORRIS!
( I hear he once punched a guy so hard, the pain got passed down for 3 generations!)

I agree with this.

Originally posted by SlovenlyGhost
Yeah, from the few gay folks I know there's really no difference between a hetero or a homosexual. Except that they enjoy the company of other men instead of women.

In my experience straight men prefer the company of men over women. They just put up with hanging around women to in the hopes of getting some.

Originally posted by Arkady
Pick anybody from this list

That site is hilarious! Lol at the James T. Kirk notation.

reply to post by arrus75

Yeah exactly, you got the idea.
I mean in the 1980s we had Magnum PI, or Miami Vice, or even MacGuyver.
However, their moral lives were far from exemplary - but oh boy, they were straight and God is often forgiving for hetero lust.

Hugh Hefner.

Well, if your gonna resexualize, might as well go all the way right?

He's got all the chicks, and all the money a man could want. Then again, maybe he is overcompensating for the unbalance in his male/female energy, and is really utterly insecure and in the world's most lavish, red velvet-laced closet?!?

Hmmm... I guess the Pope, being the living representation of God on earth can't be all bad. Then again, there's that all-male staff and lodging, on second thought that might not work out too well either?!?

How about, oh screw it, just be yourself, it's much easier than any sexual reorientation intervention anyway!

reply to post by halfoldman


I agree....the 80's had some good ones, but you forgot one .....THE KNIGHT RIDER....Michael Knight - now there's a role model LOL

I used to know this pervy guy in school, and whenever he got close to girls' legs he would do the music from Jaws.
Kinda like: legs spotted, da-da....da-da... ra-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta-ta....ta...daa.
Weird! Straight guys are strange!

I think if I had to miraculously change, I'd have to rely on another culture.
I'd literally buy a woman with cattle (lobola).
I don't have the skill to woo women, and most of them my age are already married.

Originally posted by halfoldman
I used to know this pervy guy in school, and whenever he got close to girls' legs he would do the music from Jaws.
Kinda like: legs spotted, da-da....da-da... ra-ta-ta-ta-ra-ta-ta-ta....ta...daa.
Weird! Straight guys are strange!

Probably smelled some fish in the water.... sharks gotta eat too.

Well, last I negotiated with Xhosa women it was R1000 per cow, and she was 10 cows.
She had Matric, but she already had a child.
But there were so many other reasons not to do it.

I wonder, does it still happen in the West?
Can a man buy a wife?

From what I hear Western woman like "authoritarian men".
"Nice men" are considered nerds and get no women whatsoever.
They say that since high-school most women ignore most guys and flutter around some abusive jock.
Maybe that's evolution, or biology in action.
I actually always felt sorry for my straight friends.

I am the ultimate straight example.

Next question...

reply to post by YourPopRock

Well, tell me more...
Is it something you aim to achieve, or does it come naturally?
Is it with one partner, or with many?

I think maybe I have the best example with our President Jacob Zuma.
Here is footage of his wedding to his third wife:

reply to post by halfoldman

I think our President Zuma is quite good, and he's taking our nation through what may be the painful death to us all of Nelson Mandela.
He might not look like a Western male "stud", but if I was heterosexual, he would be my hero.
I think this is what God intended.
One man can unite many clans with good wives.

Western heterosexuals are not truly systematic heterosexuals like their ancestors perhaps were.
They are just straight men and women who want to fool around a bit.
Then they want to divorce.
So I think African culture is closer to what God wanted.

The King of Swaziland, his Highness Mswati III has 14 wives and 23 children.
His father had 70 wives and 1000 grandchildren.
en.wikipedia.org...
Swaziland is famed for it's Reed Dances, based on seasonal and lunar calendars.
It's actually a time of great celebration for all Swazi people.
Although generally poor and non-democratic, Swaziland has virtually no crime, and they look at us in SA as their "barbarian" neighbor.
Up to 20, 000 Swazi virgins dance before the King at the Reed festival.
The King can choose a new wife, but that is very overstated.
Well, like most African people the Swazis sure know how to party, and they don't pander to anyone.
Western photographers are however strongly controlled these days, since images of tribal dancing were found in Western porn magazines.
I suppose it's one of the last great traditional events in Africa.
I hope it will still be there when I go.