posted on Jan, 23 2011 @ 03:02 PM
Well, if you really want to hear my story, here goes...
It was late one night back in 1985 or so, and an old friend called me to come help him with this project he was working on. I got over to this empty
parking lot right near town, and he had his truck out there.
So were standing there yammering about what kind of crazy stuff he had planned, something about this special experiment he'd been working on for a
long time, and he hit a button and the back of his truck came down, and a lot of smoke stuff came out, and this really weird sports car looking thing
with a stainless steel exterior slid down the ramps.
I am overwhelmed! He puts his dog in the seat and sets the time to something like November 1955. This whole apparatus thing looked really weird and
So anyway, he has this RC type control module, and says "when the car hits 88 miles an hour, you're really gonna see some !@#$!" So he revved the
thing up and it took off. The craziest thing was, it frigging DISAPPEARED when it got to a certain speed! It let these weird streaks of fire on the
ground it was going so fast!!
After about a minute, I was standing there about to crud in my pants and he jerked me out of the way, and the car all of the sudden re-appeared, going
about the same speed. It screeched to a halt, and we went over and the car was real cold...like it had been in a freezer all night.
Long story short, my buddy had gotten some of his experiment stuff from some guys that had all kinds of crazy guns and stuff, and they came out there.
They shot at us, yelled a bunch of haji mumbo jumbo at us, shot my buddy, and I only escaped when I jumped into the car and took off.
Just like he said, when it got to something like 88 miles an hour, it was this big flash of light and it's like I entered some kind of time
warp...back to something like 1955, or whatever he had it set on before! The problem was, I didn't have any of the fuel stuff that I needed to crank
the car up and get back to 1985. Man, I was bummed out cause being in 1955 is some kind of head freak!!
Anyway, while I was in this time warp or whatever you call it, I met my parents when they were kids, met my uncle joey, got into some fights with this
real douchy guy that my dad worked for, met my grandparents after my granddad hit me with his car, went to some kind of dance, played the electric
guitar for some guy that hurt his hand...all while it's 1955!! This crazy thing was, my mom was kind of hot for me, and I could have banged her, but
who wants to bang their mom even if she is kind of hot?
I only got back because my buddy rigged up this weird mechanism that charged up the gigawatt capmacitor, or whatever he called it, and I managed to
get back home to 1985.
Dude, it was WEIRD!