Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I am grossly offended by Byrd's statement. Or not.
I am as well, or not, but maybe, could I digress at this point? Possibly, but I think I'll wait to see how this thread turns out ... sorry, just a
Kerry moment... won't happen again, until the next time...
I am one of "them". I do not need Viagra. I participate in ritual sex.
MA, the Brethren of Secret Societies have let out a collective sigh of relief at your proclamation of "Drug Free Ritual". I wish that I could make
such a claim but alas... there have been times ... where good old MM had to rely on the allure of a vintage Bordeaux to ply the favors of a
"Candidate". What would an early morning "Communication" be without the rich aromas of a "cup o' joe"? My most alarming dependence is
chocolate, oh the "Mysteries" that have been revealed onto me through the administration of the "Sweet Narcotic of Romance". Yes kids, alcohol,
caffeine, and
chocolate are all drugs. Just say no.
The promulgation of a stereotype of Freemasons as old men who do not have sex is grossly unfair.
The promulgation of the stereotype that Freemasons are old men that DO have sex is... gross. I can make such a statement with impunity, as I am just
as close to the state of "gross" as I am to the "days of my youth" (and there's that Led Zeppelin thread...)
I still think there is some chance that Byrd is an old man who does not have sex. S/he never truly convinced me that she is a woman. S/he may or may
not be caught out as an imposter as to sex at the door of a Lodge.
I'm not going near this... no way... no how.
Who knows. Back to normal programming.
Define normal, in context with this thread.
p.s. This post was made in a spirit of levity (hence the name "Mirthful"), it is not an opportunity for some one (MrNECROS) to interject "see, I
told you they (Masons) use drugs to subvert their members".