posted on Jun, 19 2004 @ 09:24 AM
How about this for attracting posts?
Greenspan An Alien Sent To Prevent Intergalactic Carnage!
Aliens have once again arranged the appointment of one of their own, Alan Greenspan, as Federal Reserve Chairman. Alien cultures, still concerned over
the possibility of an economic meltdown on Earth and resulting nuclear holocaust have decided to keep Greenspan in this position for the good of the
intergalactic community. It's been learned from un-named alien, gray and reptilian sources that Greenspan will continue his current assignment for
another 462 quantaros, approximately equal to 897.4 Earth years.
Greenspan, originally from the planet Correctomoneysupplituscontrolerus in the galaxy Supplysidustrickledowntheorist, was first appointed to the Fed
in 1987. The action was taken after the watchers determined that the lack of fiscal restraint being demonstrated by earthly economists was leading to
an international economic crisis of biblical proportions. Computer models predicted this would result in a nuclear holocaust with severe damage
spreading throughout several hundred thousand galaxies. Rather than simply destroying the planet, which makes up 85% of evening prime time comedy
viewing throughout creation, the watchers enlisted the Supreme Intergalactic Economic Advisory Council to appoint a special advisor to take control of
the situation. In accepting the position, Greenspan sought, and was granted perpetual royalties for earth comedy reruns. It should be noted that
Greenspan comes from a long line of intergalactic economists.
On behalf of all earthlings, I would like to personally express my thanks to Alan for his sacrifice in keeping all of creation safe!
[edit on 6/19/2004 by CommonSense]