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I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

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posted on Dec, 23 2010 @ 12:43 PM
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It was the early 1980's.......

Somewhere in Las Vegas a young, naive, Jaxon Roberts got off of a bus from Arizona, with long bleach blonde hair, .... acid washed jeans, .... and a headful of dreams.

Working as a busboy at Rustler's Steakhouse little Jaxon could barely afford to pay his rent and eat with the same check, however it was working at this steakhouse that he would soon realize his destiny.

While busing a table for high profile Las Vegas movie types, he would catch the eye of a profilic pornagrapher simply named Girth Brooks. It would be the beginning of a long and hard stint in the adult/alternative entertainment business.

This avatar is actualy a Candle taken from a cake at Jaxon's afterparty for winning an award for his work in "Glazed and Confused ". It would be his first..... and last award.

After a breif and heated career in the adult industry, Jaxon headed back to his motherland of Arizona to open up a little restaurant where he currently works busing tables...... Every now and then someone will recognize him, and his thoughts will turn to those days where sweat flew and true lust seemed to blossom. ... and even though he is technicaly retired, his exploits will live on for countless generations to enjoy.

A few of Jaxons more memorable titles :

- Davinci's Load

- Pump Friction

- Sorest Rump

... and of course, ..........

- How Stella got his grooves packed ............................... oh wait !


edit on 23-12-2010 by IntastellaBurst because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 23 2010 @ 01:01 PM
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Alright then, what does my avatar describe about me, check out my profile for the full picture.

-Naeem



posted on Dec, 23 2010 @ 02:59 PM
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Don't be so jealous... and for the record, I moved to Arizona for the first time last year... I was in Michigan in the early 80's...



posted on Dec, 23 2010 @ 08:52 PM
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and for the record, I moved to Arizona for the first time last year... I was in Michigan in the early 80's...



I find your correction comical, ..... as if my interpretation had any grounds in reality at all lol.



.... or perhaps it is your correction, .... which indeed, gives it relevancy !!


... as if thats the only part of the story I got wrong



posted on Dec, 24 2010 @ 01:49 PM
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You choose Tinker Bell as your avatar because she represents your naive nature, imagination and sense of wonderment.

... On the other hand, .... you two are about the same weight and size. Perhaps you are some sort of Dwarf ?? midget ..... little person ?? I dunno, .. I dont much keep up with socialy acceptable terms these days.

Roller coaster's .... basketball, .... flipping most light switches ........ these are things you will never know.

You often look up at the " Normie's " pretending they don't bother you ..... but secretly wishing you could pick up a steak knife with those sausage like fingers and implant it in their overgrown thighs.

... and while you may look at your figure with resent, ..... as I always say, ... Reality is Perception. To most people you may be a midget, .... but imagine how you look from the eyes of a grasshopper or a frog ....... your Gigantic !!! they run in terror at the sight of you !!! I'm sure there are many creatures in the animal kingdom who would love to trade places with you.

Think of all the benefits you actualy possess, .......

- Ability to hide in small places.

- Stunt double work for child actors.

- Limbo champion

- Luche Libre wrestler

- ability to hide in small places.



posted on Dec, 24 2010 @ 07:43 PM
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What does mine say then buddy ?



posted on Dec, 24 2010 @ 10:23 PM
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yeee me too....



posted on Dec, 26 2010 @ 12:28 AM
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Yes he is an ancestor of yours isn't he ??

A brave man, ... who courageously gave his life during the Civil War ........ Re-enactment of 1994.

He was your Uncle Bobby Ray, .... and in his eyes the confederacy should of never lost the god damn war to begin with.

Filled with Moonshine, chicken nuggets and tater tots, ... ole Bobby Ray took the field that day for vengeance. Storming the Union line, ... Bobby could not be stopped by the other re-enactor's Blank rifle shots. He soon began savagely beating the Union re-enactor's with the butt of his rifle, running through them like a white Barry Sanders.

After he had dispatched most of his opposition, Bobby ran into the forest in some kind of blood rage, ..... yelling wild nonsense about " Cochise" , " Sitting Bull" .... and other " stinkin ingins".


..... The body of Bobby Ray Johnston would be found 18 hours later in a shallow ravine. Believing he was starving to death, ... ... Bobby died from ingesting the contents of his entire medical kit, which included a full bottle of extra strength tylenol, two tubes of neosporin, a pint of rubbing alcohol, and an unknown amount of gauze.

He was found 75 yards from the Civil War gift shop, with two half eaten flares laying beside him.



posted on Dec, 26 2010 @ 01:36 PM
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There is no rest for the weary, ....

Yet these avatar's cannot interpret themselves,

I suppose this is my cross to bear, and my holy task to carry through.....

I will return soon to fulfill my thankless task.



posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 04:53 PM
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posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 05:11 PM
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alright. i'm back.



posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 10:41 PM
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posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 10:41 PM
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stella enjoy this has got to be good



posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 10:42 PM
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I got me a new avvie baby!

Do me do me!



posted on Dec, 27 2010 @ 10:43 PM
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Originally posted by Now_Then
I got me a new avvie baby!

Do me do me!


dude that sounds sooo wrong in soo many different ways ....



posted on Dec, 29 2010 @ 09:51 PM
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I think I get the picture pal. ....

At first I thought " Fox Hound" special forces group might be some elite commando unit responsible for unmentionable dark activities within the US government.

However after speaking to my contacts within the military ( I live near VAFB) I could find no clues to this units identity, ..... was it possible I had stumbled upon a group so secretive that my contacts had no knowledge of them ??? Perhaps it is even so secretive that most of its members are unaware that they belong to such group. Yet then why would you post a " fox hound" badge on your avatar if it is something which is so above secret.

... Such thoughts haunted me for days, .... thats why I havent been posting on this thread.

After doing a reverse image search on your patch, ... I tracked down another member of your "elite" squad who lived only a few states away. After driving to his house and waterboarding him for 6 hours he told me that this group is actualy a fictional special unit from a video game titled " Metal Gear". ........ to be honest, he told me that before I waterboarded him ...... but I didnt drive across 3 states for nothin !!!.

Metal Gear is a video game which debuted in 1987 and has produced 9 games. A popular franchise which follows the adventures of a special forces operative named " Snake".

.... Though thats prolly not the only snake you've been playing with fella.

- on a side note , ..... your screen name "naeem" is also an anagram for " enema". I'm not sure where that fits into the whole story, .... but I'm sure it does, .... somewhere.

so deal with that.



edit on 29-12-2010 by IntastellaBurst because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 12:41 AM
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Alright , can you read mine please)



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 01:45 AM
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What does my avatar say about me?



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 02:19 AM
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Can you do an Avatar read of mine??


Thanks Stella



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 02:22 AM
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Do it for real stella!



What it mean?




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