posted on Oct, 25 2010 @ 02:16 AM
I have only ever once found the exception to the following, so I married her.
1. Most women can't get all hypothetical:
-If the Yankees had signed Cliff Lee, but the Rangers had gotten someone like C.C. Sebathia, would it have made a difference?
-The Miami dolphins have a picture on their helmets, of a dolphin wearing a helmet---does it show a dolphin wearing a helmet, and so on, regressing to
infinity? If it really is an infinite regression, why doesn't it help them win more games??
-Could you make a silencer out of an automotive oil filter? And could you use quicksteel to build up the threads for it?
-They make rum-flavored cigars; why isn't there any cigar-flavored rum???
2. Most women are jealous of your hobbies.
They will compete for your attention, because you should not be as interested in _____ as you are in them. So, they will resent the heck out of your
main interest, and see if they can force you to cease going to poker night, hunting, nascar, whatever, in order to please them.
3. Most women aren't that "into" anything.
Most women are not driven by a desire to accomplish. They don't want to unlock the secrets of the brain, or develop the cure for cancer, or found a
real estate empire. They just want to talk about stuff. See Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me."
4. Honey, I didn't really want to live through my OWN day; I DAMN sure don't want to have to hear about yours.
Most men, in a mancave, don't spend time talking about work. (unless they are having some kind of pissing contest about who has the better job).
They don't try to analyze the boss, they try to forget about him. Unless you are a race-car driver or a spy, I really don't care about your
5. A lot of single women are slobs.
Seriously. How many of them have filthy apartments, and cars filled to the brim with food wrappers and old cokes!?!?! But they bitch if your tie
doesn't match your pants. The good news is they usually start cleaning up once they get in a relationship. Still, it makes you wonder.
6. Men like sour food. Women like sweet.
Their idea of naughty food is goo-balls filled with chocolate goo. What about bleu cheese? What about pickles? kraut? Sausage????