posted on Nov, 21 2009 @ 09:23 AM
reply to post by RestingInPieces
I've been getting a lot of ass-burn lately. I thought it was because of all of the Taco Bell that I was eating, but it very well may be the toilet
tissue causing this...If so, this is an outrage! Damn NWO will stop at nothing...NOTHING!
My crap hole is very important to me...and the only way I can test it for cancer (cheaply) is to have my girlfriend do a finger inspection for
lumps...but new government studies tell me that I don't have to do this until I'm 50 years of age, and by then it may be too late! I'll be damned
if I'm going to succumb to butt hole cancer.
If toilet tissue is contaminated, this will be very bad, because I also use toilet tissue to wipe the snot from my nose. I use clean, unused toilet
tissue for this, or else my face would smell like crap.
Starred and flagged, Scottie!
(Just kidding, of course)