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Originally posted by RestingInPieces
If you are a true believer that the government/NWO is trying to infect us, why on earth are you still using toilet paper?
Originally posted by ExPostFacto
I'm lmfao over here. This is the craziest conspiracy theory ever and yet the most probable. I never thought about that. We all use TP. There is no better way to reduce the population than to just put something in the toilet paper and it would seep into your anus.
Originally posted by heyo
I know what you mean. I thought about this years ago and haven't wiped my ass since.
Well I used to, but there is no longer a "paper or plastic" option, and newspapers stain.