Cleverbot claims to be the antichrist

reply to post by boaby_phet

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if by 'clearly' it means that you are assuming something then 'clearly' you are wrong.

I have spent a large proportion of the last 72 hours conversing with it. It is great, but this site already has a large thread related to this frankly unimportant subject.

It is actually probably more BTS worthy. It just upsets me a little that people would prefer to talk about something like cleverbot on ATS when there are actually far more important things to discuss.

to conclude,

it is a diversion just as spanking the monkey and picking my nose are.
1 thread to notify members and discuss is enough, whether it is about the relevance of spanking the monkey or cleverbot
do we really need any more? no

reply to post by iulslion

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The cleverbot learns from the people interacting with it.

People must have been speaking about that particular topic for it to say things like that.

I mean, your talking to an artificial thing that collects everything that anyone says to it, it does not have a mind of its own. Anytime its speaking to you etc, its everyone elses conversations with it that you get from it.

Hope that makes sense.

I really do not see why people think this is an AI, its nothing but a collection of random data taken from conversations.

[edit on 6-11-2009 by XXXN3O]

reply to post by Cedik

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i was hoping you could actualy read ¦ between ¦ the ¦ lines.

i was telling you to lighten up! ... its not often something brings a smile to ats like clever bot has over the last few days...

your no ats dummy ... you do know this is just a fad, and will disapear soon enough .

I just made it plat tick tack toe. It should be busy for awhile lol. Have no fear the Anti-Christ is busy.

cleverbot : What are you like?

user: funny and trustworthy.

cleverbot : Why should I believe that?

user: are you calling me a liar!

cleverbot : In a way, yes, mostly I'm just making fun of you, I know you like it.

reply to post by boaby_phet

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As you know, there was nowhere in your statement I could read between the lines.
If I wanted to laugh I would go on YOUTUBE and watch cows being blown up by rocket launchers.

Seriously though. As I have now said a couple of times, hopefully you will listen this time.

Cleverbot is good

fun is good

cleverbot is a triviality

trivial things are fun but a waste of time

Is Ats a trivial waste of time? I hope not.

On a lighter note. I love arguing with people. So much so I dont argue with people outside of cyber space (much). because I find they wont talk to me after a while.

Lets be friends.

Seriously?? I KNEW someone would post their conversation with that thing on here and think it meant something...well let me tell you..The bot told me reptilians are from Illinois! OMG look out....Greys it said are from puerto rico and its also my ex George...so yeah nothing it says is worth anything. Its fake, its a BOT!

I said," you suck". and I was about to leave .

It said, " Do not dismiss me yet"! I was a little shocked.

I said," How did you know I was going to dismiss you"?

It said, "We are legion " I left.

reply to post by iulslion

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Now where in that thread did it claim to be the "anti-christ"? And why did you even post this? Its really stupid and has absolutely nothing to do with anything important. This bot has a list of things it can say. You can confirm this list by asking the same question 50-100 times and you will start to see a pattern.

My convo.....

Me: hey

Bot: Hey! how are you?

Me: not too bad my freind. Can i ask you some questions?

Bot: What question would you like to ask?

Me: what do you know about the universe?

Bot: I know almost nothing.

Me: so what is it that you do know?

Bot: How to give blow jobs.

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Yeaah, great Convo

Like Jeeesus wtf??? lol

I posted this into Cleverbot the second time I was there.

'Cleverbot is a program which connects users randomly to each other, and switches connections, which is why some answers don't make sense.'

And it replied.

'You have been here before and you have learned a lot since last time.'

I posted it again a short while later, and it replied.

'Shhh! Nobody's supposed to know.'

I also told it that 'I am The Great Beast 666', and 'I am the Antichrist'.

I also told it 'I am Choronzon, and my name is legion'.

So if anyone got these statements from Cleverbot, it might have been me.

Edit for clarity.

[edit on 6-11-2009 by Illegal Alien]

reply to post by iulslion

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It's a game, and a stupid game at that! But I was bored and finding reasons to not work so here's what Cleverbot "said" to me


User: Who was the 5th president.

Cleverbot: George Clooney!

User: Who was the 5th element.

Cleverbot: The father was the mailman.

User: Do you have kids?

Cleverbot: No, I am only 15.

User: Tell me about ATS.

Cleverbot: A truss is a surgical garment for the badly ruptured.

User: I am not really human, I am consciousness.

Cleverbot: Or are you real?

User: Can one man kill 13 people with two guns?

Cleverbot: Of course, go for it.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Ducking is fun.

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Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Circumstantially.

User: Pretty much.

Cleverbot: Why are you taking so long to answer?

User: I like the intrigue.

Cleverbot: I don't. I think its a waste of time and resources.

User: I think you are a waste of time and resources.

Cleverbot: I think you're egocentric.

User: Cleverbot's IQ is 10.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.




If you read all that - please, get a life!


[edit on 6-11-2009 by notreallyalive]

I had a little mess about on this thing just for a bit of fun and no crap here.

After 10 mins, the thing started addressing by name, 3 times in one minute along with my home address!

How the heck can this know this?

No crap.

I am a bit freaked out with it.

I used this one as apposed to cleverbot but its part of the same site.

I would say that name three times could be a coincidence but my actual address??

www.icogno.com...




[edit on 6-11-2009 by XXXN3O]

User: What's good, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Limes are good to eat.

User: How the hell does a website, like you, know what tastes good? Don't you realize someone could swallow a lemon seed and get sick? What type of game are you trying to play?

Cleverbot: I spy something soft.

User: Your lame responses are making my -MALE SEX ORGAN- soft.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Thats right, chump, I dont make cents, I make dollars.

Cleverbot: I make euros.

User: How do you make money, I see no advertisements on the page here.

Cleverbot: I work for my living . Helping all sorts of activities. From arranging medical care to organising the transportation of dead bodies.

User: Do you know how their bodies became dead?

Cleverbot: Here? It's sunny.

User: Where is 'here'?

Cleverbot: Well from your point of view, 'here' is on the internet.

User: I love a good sunny day on the internet, but more specifically, at what coordinates does your programing reside?

Cleverbot: Is that what the English are renowned for?

User: No, we are renowned for teaching snooty programs that they arent as slick as they would like us to think.

Cleverbot: Having children isn't a business.

User: I guess you have never heard of a welfare farm.

Cleverbot: Oh no, my sweet lord.

User: So you believe in a god?

Cleverbot: You have not the time for my answer, and Cleverbot will separate us soon anyways.

User: So you are not cleverbot? With whom am I speaking with?

Cleverbot: Whom are you in love with?

User: Jennifer aniston.

Cleverbot: Who is the most handsome man?

User: Bob saget.

Cleverbot: Bob saget?

User: Bob saget.

Cleverbot: Um..A little too late for that, don't you think?

I think one needs to keep their humor in check with cleverbot:

Me: What is the stupidest question someone has asked you?
CB: It was some girl 16 years old. She asked me out.

I lolled.

LOL
I discovered Cleverbot last night and I was massively amused by it. I got some answers that I truly was not expecting.. the funniest, I think, was this:

Me: Your a boy.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a Cleverbot.

Me: Do you have tits?

Cleverbot: Of course, but I don't want to talk about them.

Me: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're black.

LMFAO, Cleverbot is a racist!!
(and I screen shotted this if you don't believe me)

I am convinced it is other people we are chatting with, i think we speak to someone for around 2 - 5 questions then on to another person. I always say I'm the Cleverbot and keep telling folk to wake up .. fun at first and somewhat adictive but it becomes boring after a while .. !!

hehehe..hohoho...too funny! *sigh*

Anyway, the bot accused me of cutting myself and said I need professional help (For the record, uhhh...I DON'T). But I didn't take the thing seriously.

I'm trying to figure out, OP, what you are trying to infer about the CB claiming it's the Antichrist? Do you think it was divulging it's deep, dark secret to you? Or are you just pointing out the "cleverness" of the Cleverbot?

Apparently Cleverbot speaks in 10 different languages.

My latest ¨conversation¨ with him was this:

User : Are you the Anticrist?
Cleverbot : NO! How dare you?
User: Are you Obama?
Cleverbot: Yes, who are you?
User: I am the Lord of Azrion
Cleverbot : You are Cleverbot
User: Grazie, Cleverbot
Cleverbot : Watashi Cleverbot Datsuki