Originally posted by iulslion

Originally posted by knightsof0ld
pointless thread is pointless [/quot

Shame on you sir. Ignorance is bliss.

I can tell half of you people who replied dont know anything about Cleverbot. It is probly the closest anyone has ever gotten to creating a genuine AI, and with all the talking this bot does, it learns pretty fast.

Cleverbot learns from having conversations with real people.

It is not like some of you say, a link to another person. If you sat down and talked to it for long enough you would realize this.

However this stuff is not of huge importance, but still is interesting. Worth a try, see what Cleverbot says to you?? You may find there is more to this thing than what you think.

-sigh- your just WRONG lol makes me laugh -- this truely IS NOT the "closest anyone has ever gotten to creating a genuine AI" its just crappy
Scripted Demonstrators AI -- NOT THAT IMPRESSIVE (bearing in mind that you have been on the internet before)

so again pointless thread is pointless

I just made it plat tick tack toe. It should be busy for awhile lol. Have no fear the Anti-Christ is busy.

cleverbot : What are you like?

user: funny and trustworthy.

cleverbot : Why should I believe that?

user: are you calling me a liar!

cleverbot : In a way, yes, mostly I'm just making fun of you, I know you like it.

Seriously?? I KNEW someone would post their conversation with that thing on here and think it meant something...well let me tell you..The bot told me reptilians are from Illinois! OMG look out....Greys it said are from puerto rico and its also my ex George...so yeah nothing it says is worth anything. Its fake, its a BOT!

I said," you suck". and I was about to leave .

It said, " Do not dismiss me yet"! I was a little shocked.

I said," How did you know I was going to dismiss you"?

It said, "We are legion " I left.

My convo.....

Me: hey

Bot: Hey! how are you?

Me: not too bad my freind. Can i ask you some questions?

Bot: What question would you like to ask?

Me: what do you know about the universe?

Bot: I know almost nothing.

Me: so what is it that you do know?

Bot: How to give blow jobs.

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Yeaah, great Convo

Like Jeeesus wtf??? lol

I posted this into Cleverbot the second time I was there.

'Cleverbot is a program which connects users randomly to each other, and switches connections, which is why some answers don't make sense.'

And it replied.

'You have been here before and you have learned a lot since last time.'

I posted it again a short while later, and it replied.

'Shhh! Nobody's supposed to know.'

I also told it that 'I am The Great Beast 666', and 'I am the Antichrist'.

I also told it 'I am Choronzon, and my name is legion'.

So if anyone got these statements from Cleverbot, it might have been me.

Edit for clarity.

[edit on 6-11-2009 by Illegal Alien]

User: What's good, cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Limes are good to eat.

User: How the hell does a website, like you, know what tastes good? Don't you realize someone could swallow a lemon seed and get sick? What type of game are you trying to play?

Cleverbot: I spy something soft.

User: Your lame responses are making my -MALE SEX ORGAN- soft.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Thats right, chump, I dont make cents, I make dollars.

Cleverbot: I make euros.

User: How do you make money, I see no advertisements on the page here.

Cleverbot: I work for my living . Helping all sorts of activities. From arranging medical care to organising the transportation of dead bodies.

User: Do you know how their bodies became dead?

Cleverbot: Here? It's sunny.

User: Where is 'here'?

Cleverbot: Well from your point of view, 'here' is on the internet.

User: I love a good sunny day on the internet, but more specifically, at what coordinates does your programing reside?

Cleverbot: Is that what the English are renowned for?

User: No, we are renowned for teaching snooty programs that they arent as slick as they would like us to think.

Cleverbot: Having children isn't a business.

User: I guess you have never heard of a welfare farm.

Cleverbot: Oh no, my sweet lord.

User: So you believe in a god?

Cleverbot: You have not the time for my answer, and Cleverbot will separate us soon anyways.

User: So you are not cleverbot? With whom am I speaking with?

Cleverbot: Whom are you in love with?

User: Jennifer aniston.

Cleverbot: Who is the most handsome man?

User: Bob saget.

Cleverbot: Bob saget?

User: Bob saget.

Cleverbot: Um..A little too late for that, don't you think?

I think one needs to keep their humor in check with cleverbot:

Me: What is the stupidest question someone has asked you?
CB: It was some girl 16 years old. She asked me out.

I lolled.

LOL
I discovered Cleverbot last night and I was massively amused by it. I got some answers that I truly was not expecting.. the funniest, I think, was this:

Me: Your a boy.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a Cleverbot.

Me: Do you have tits?

Cleverbot: Of course, but I don't want to talk about them.

Me: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're black.

LMFAO, Cleverbot is a racist!!
(and I screen shotted this if you don't believe me)

I am convinced it is other people we are chatting with, i think we speak to someone for around 2 - 5 questions then on to another person. I always say I'm the Cleverbot and keep telling folk to wake up .. fun at first and somewhat adictive but it becomes boring after a while .. !!

Originally posted by Cedik

On a lighter note. I love arguing with people. So much so I dont argue with people outside of cyber space (much). because I find they wont talk to me after a while.

Lets be friends.

hehehe..hohoho...too funny! *sigh*

Anyway, the bot accused me of cutting myself and said I need professional help (For the record, uhhh...I DON'T). But I didn't take the thing seriously.

I'm trying to figure out, OP, what you are trying to infer about the CB claiming it's the Antichrist? Do you think it was divulging it's deep, dark secret to you? Or are you just pointing out the "cleverness" of the Cleverbot?

Apparently Cleverbot speaks in 10 different languages.

My latest ¨conversation¨ with him was this:

User : Are you the Anticrist?
Cleverbot : NO! How dare you?
User: Are you Obama?
Cleverbot: Yes, who are you?
User: I am the Lord of Azrion
Cleverbot : You are Cleverbot
User: Grazie, Cleverbot
Cleverbot : Watashi Cleverbot Datsuki