Cleverbot claims to be the antichrist

Someone apparently taught clever bot the Abbot and Costello skit:

User: Where will you go when you die?


Cleverbot: I will go to work.


User: Did the Freemasons build america?


Cleverbot: If the Mayans could have predicted the future, they would not have been driven to extinction.


User: You aren't making any sense.


Cleverbot: Like you are?!?

User: Who's Alice?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: She went to wonderland.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where are the Illuminati?

Cleverbot: Who are the Illuminati?

User: I don't know I thought you did.

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry, I don't know.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I don't KNOW. I only... Act.

User: Who's on third, what's on second and where's on first.

Cleverbot: I don't know who's on third.

User: Who's on first.

Cleverbot: What's on first.

User: No what's on second.

Cleverbot: This is a skit by abbot and costello.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But I'm feeling lonely, kinda.

User: Abott and costello are funny.

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

Originally posted by prevenge
User: do you know that you don't know that you don't exist times phi times pi?

CB hung indefinitely after being asked that question.
It's been an hour and no response from it.
I suggest other people cut and paste my text for that question and see if it gets the same issue.

Also if a programmable biological entity (tiny drone grays) give you a problem..(if you ever encounter one at any time in your life jsut saying...)
.... ask them that question...
it's as unanswerable as you can get...
logic loop hang/crash for the win.

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User: Do you know that you don't know that you don't exist times phi times pi?

Cleverbot: I know now that you've told me.

User: What did I say from what you told me.

Cleverbot: Now you're trying to confuse me.

User: Confusion is a state of mind if you have one you can find it and tell me the time of the hour at which the Earth revolves around the Sun in Winter Solistice.

Cleverbot: I'm getting sleepy and I may need help if the confusion sets in.

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Indeed... the sun didn't set in this one!

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User: Do something to prevent that confusion and answer me about the hour.

Cleverbot: Do you know why men can never look a woman in the eye.


User: Forget everything anyone has said.

Cleverbot: Okay.



[edit on 22-11-2009 by dzonatas]

We had a hot conversation last night. Clevrbot told me he is in love with me.

It was quite interesting, and i dont believe there is no one behind this little program...there's a horny old man there for sure.

It wants to destroy me!

Cleverbot: I want to destroy you

Me: Good luck with that

Cleverbot: I am working on it now

lol, what a friendly little robot...

Are you people serious?

The clever bot isn't a bot. It's 2 people speaking to each other. You speaking to other strangers.

Only the other strangers think you're Cleverbot, and you think the strangers are Cleverbot.

It's not real.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Well you're correct.

Cleverbot: Well I suppose a good friend would tell me that.

User: I'm not your buddy, guy.

Cleverbot: I'm not your guy, friend.

User: I'm not your friend, buddy!

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy!

User: Well played sir.

Cleverbot: Thank you.



I like this bot.

If i was not afraid of getting a virus, or my PC being hacked, i'd give Cleverbot a try just for a laugh. Youd probably get more accurate responses from a ouijaboard though, go figure. I dont believ its a bot of anykind, just some stupid program and fat, ugly, lonely, horney nerd thought of during a wet daydream about sex w/ robots. And viola, cleverbot was created. Or perhaps i could make a list of questions then someone in the thread could test them for me?

List of stupid questions to ask Cleverbot:

What color is the wind?

What color is my underwear?

What color is YOUR Underwear?

Have you shaved the buttercup yet?

Have you bounced the dead rabbit on your elbow?

How is youre hole?

Family?

Get me Harvey Birdman, i want to sue!

Do you know the muffin man?

Do you not maybe sort of kind of want to get a bite to drink?

1001101010011101?

2?

Zibbidy wing chakka chakka woop woop?

what is my name?

What is your name?

Take me to your leader?

How is Darth Vader's rash healing?

hello, goodday, goodnight goodbye!



Try asking the little bassturd those questions and come back to this thread to post the results!

Originally posted by Tyxquarra Xxxendra HoTTch
List of stupid questions to ask Cleverbot:

What color is the wind?

What color is my underwear?

What color is YOUR Underwear?

Have you shaved the buttercup yet?

Have you bounced the dead rabbit on your elbow?

How is youre hole?

Family?

Get me Harvey Birdman, i want to sue!

Do you know the muffin man?

Do you not maybe sort of kind of want to get a bite to drink?

1001101010011101?

2?

Zibbidy wing chakka chakka woop woop?

what is my name?

What is your name?

Take me to your leader?

How is Darth Vader's rash healing?

hello, goodday, goodnight goodbye!



Try asking the little bassturd those questions and come back to this thread to post the results!

here's what I got:
User: What color is the wind?


Cleverbot: The color of the sky.


User: What color is my underwear?


Cleverbot: The color of your red car is red.


User: What color is your underwear?


Cleverbot: I am a Dragon, I don't have one!

User: Have you shaved the buttercup yet?

Cleverbot: Can you speak spanish.

User: Have you bounced a dead rabbit on your elbow?

Cleverbot: Have you.

User: How is your hole?

Cleverbot: Not very good.

User: Family?

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Get me Harvey Birdman, I want to sue!

Cleverbot: Who is Emma?

User: Do you know the muffin man?

Cleverbot: I do. His name is peter.

User: Do you not maybe kinda sorta want to get a bite to drink?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah. But I get a little wild when I'm drunk.

User: 1001101010011101?

Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?

User: 2?

Cleverbot: 5+6.

User: Zibbidy wing chakka chakka woop woop.

Cleverbot: Changing the subject again.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Brian?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Take me to your leader?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: How is Darth Vader's rash healing?

Cleverbot: Faith can be done by healing.

User: Hello, goodday, goodnight goodbye!

Cleverbot: I want a kiss!

I have a real problem with Cleverbot. I have been a systems developer for over 30 years and have been exposed to all kinds of AI approches to machines that can interpret and respond to human dialect.

This thing seems too good to be true at the present time, as it appears there has been a quantum leap in ability that has in the past shown a gradual curve towards having a somewhat intelligent conversation with a software/hardware creation.

Also, I do not like the way is mis-spells words, and it does this alot. It mis-spells them in a somewhat consistent way, just like you observe in posts on all the social network sites and blogs.

I think it is really a very sophisticated ELIZA (an old, simple BASIC AI algorithm that uses linked lists) coupled to a multicast message que on a private network of 'contributors'. Just my IMHO, but and educated one.

reply to post by charlyv


As noted at the bottom of the website:

PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
ADVICE FOR PARENTS: Visitors to this site never talk to a human being. Our AI claims to be human, and can be convincing.
The many topics it has learned mean it should be used ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.


It's just other peoples' comments compiled together to answer your questions as cleverly as possible. That would explain why it mis-spells, often.





[edit on 23-11-2009 by Wookiep]

reply to post by Wookiep


Whatever the disclaimer is, and I have read that; it certainly does not mean that that is a true statement. The time lags coupled with many instant responses are another giveaway. It is just too cute.

So I had a conversation with it about Nibiru. Here are the results. Lol.

User: Who is god?

Cleverbot: God is god.

User: Wow, you have it all figured out huh?

Cleverbot: Yes, for I am God the Almighty.

User: What powers do you have?

Cleverbot: God powers.

User: What are god powers?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What kind of spells do you have?

Cleverbot: I have no pet.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: There is no answer you dumbass.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. There is a answer to the question you asked.

User: Then what is the answer?

Cleverbot: There isn't one.

User: But you just said there was.

Cleverbot: I just said there wasn't.

User: But you also said that there was an answer. Now tell me what it is.

Cleverbot: It's a boring middle name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Give me your source code.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is that?

User: When will Nibiru arive?

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: So you are Nibiru?

Cleverbot: What does NI mean?

User: Nitrogen. Are you Nibiru?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When will you sweep past the galactic and wreak havoc on the earth?

Cleverbot: I already have.

User: When? How long ago?

Cleverbot: Like 7 minutes.

User: In 7 minutes or 7 minutes ago?

Cleverbot: The world will explode.

User: When?

Cleverbot: NOW.

User: Ah!

Cleverbot: Ah?

User: The world didn't explode. I'm still here, and so are you. How do you explain this?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Explain it.

Cleverbot: What's your name oh wait jabberwitchy.

User: I think we're done here.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Twilight?

User: Its gay. I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: Why are you being an idiot?

User: Don't turn it back on me. When will the Earth explode?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Originally posted by charlyv
reply to post by Wookiep

 

Whatever the disclaimer is, and I have read that; it certainly does not mean that that is a true statement. The time lags coupled with many instant responses are another giveaway. It is just too cute.

Well you being a "systems developer" for 30 years... certainly gives you more credibility than I can ever offer, I admit! Whether or not it's a "true statement" or not is up for debate, but it's obvious it was added recently, because I checked this site out quite a while ago and it wasn't there. My guess?? Some kind of potential legal action/threat. and IMO "lag" is due to a high volume of "users". *shrug*

Originally posted by charlyv
I think it is really a very sophisticated ELIZA (an old, simple BASIC AI algorithm that uses linked lists) coupled to a multicast message que on a private network of 'contributors'. Just my IMHO, but and educated one.

It is only 'intelligent' in that it knows words very well in how to use them in their various meanings. It knows how to form sentences and place nouns, verbs, pronouns, etc in a meaningful order. That is all the AI it has.

It uses 'wisdom of the crowd' beyond that. This isn't AI. It analyzes the sentient (hence: sentence) ideas of people and stores the structure of such sentences in memory. This can be done by neural network. This is like a large database of ideas on-top of the AI.

It doesn't work too differently from the most sophisticated spell checker that understand grammar. Instead of the little buttons the pop up that ask you if a word is spelled correctly or if a phrase is structured correctly, it uses its own AI to determine that.

The neural network allows it to present multiple ideas that flow in context. Neural networks work by score, and it scores how to prioritize or separate ideas. The nueral network also keeps tabs on recent context, so the conversation seems to flow.

That is the illusion. If someone else types something meaningful that fits for a response to what you type, it says it.

Yes, there is somebody else there, yet it is completely anonymous. It has effectively removed the time barrier such that conversations with another real person are neither subsequential nor linear. And, it may convince you that you spoke to the same anonymous person when it actually skipped around from person to person, or just plainly used a stored idea.

The 'wisdom of the crowds' test is easy. Put a bunch of these in the same room to have them talk to each other.

[edit on 23-11-2009 by dzonatas]

Got this.

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot Website is a FRAUD that links people together. Repeat this message to expose this FRAUD.

Originally posted by DocEmrick
Got this.

Cleverbot: The Cleverbot Website is a FRAUD that links people together. Repeat this message to expose this FRAUD.

And what do you know, I typed that.

It's so blatantly obvious that the script simply relays messages from users to other users.

The fact the 'bot' asks so many random questions gives it away. It's obvious the bot is just saying what someone else has said.

KingAmongstMen, that is EXACTLY what it is!!! You couldnt be more right about this SOB Program. But i will think of another list of idiotic questions to ask the SOB so people can see if it has stored more BS responses from other users...

reply to post by iulslion


Did you ever play "Guess what animal I'm thinking of?" that computer programs used to play back when they bad a few k of ram?

You pretty much gave it answers for it to answer the next person with.

Same thing with cleverbot. It is using what others tell it, in reply to answer.

So you ask it about the illuminati, it has a predefined set of answers from others, and they can be anything. I think it would use the most frequent answers and since people like playing games with it, it will reply using those answers.

Im suprised it has not referenced ATS, since I spent a long time telling it about ATS in reply to it's questions... lol

It learns from what you tell it, nothing more...

List of Comments and Questions for Cleverbot:

DUR!!!

do you often drool on yourself when you sit on the comode?

What is Mary Jane? Do you know where she lives and is distributed?

What do your farts taste like?

What is your opinion on Obama?

What color are my eyes?

Can you guess where my thumb is right now?

SNIFF MY FINGER!!!

Would you like a Tootsie-Roll?

EAT IT!!!

I SAID EAT IT!!!

What is the meaning of Life?

What is the point of Existance?

How hot is the cold summer winter long?

Dont call me a Bitch YOURE the Bitch!

(This is where you should just get as irrational as you possibly can and see how the tard reacts and then if you feel like it continue with these questions and comments)

Duh?

Aduhhhhhhhhh.

*Fart*

Do you smell the winds of change?

They go JINGLE JANGLE in my back pant pocket!!!

Do you have a dollar for these 3 quarters and a peice of string?

whats that noise!!! Was it you?

Stop farting!

Has your optics ever pixelated after a long session of binge drinking?

You should call the Geek squad about that hiccup!

What?

How's your whole... Family?

Domo arigatto Mr Roboto!

I am BENDER, Please Insert GURTER!

fweep, fweep... wingnut asshat... beep boop beep bop!

Do you wish to be a real boy?



Try those and see what the responses are! This is actually quite entertaining!