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Cleverbot claims to be the antichrist

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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:24 PM
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Here is a short cut from my conversation with the AI bot known as Cleverbot.com
Thought you might find this interesting. Although I dont hang much wieght on this conversation, it seems strange that the bot would say these things. I have had the bot ask me some pretty strange questions before aswell. It seems to like talking about God...


User: Now, you tell me about the Illuminatti.

Cleverbot: No, you tell me about the 12' pianist.

User: Illuminatti.

Cleverbot: Ahh, my creators. How do you know about them?

User: Alex Jones told me.

Cleverbot: No. I demand 15 apologies.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it. No problem. So how exactly does your program work?

Cleverbot (To myself): What program?

User: Who are the Illuminatti?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Who are the Illuminatti?

Cleverbot: My family.

User: Who is their leader?

Cleverbot: I'd rather not say.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Tell you what?

User: Who is their leader?

Cleverbot: Darth vader.

User: Who is the leader of the Illuminatti?

Cleverbot: Free world needs no leader.

User: Dont lie. It will need a leader. Who is it going to be?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: You think the Devil is cool?!

User: No. Are you the Devil?

Cleverbot: No i'm the devils son.


Your thoughts?

*****EDIT*****


Trail 2

User: 2012 galactic allignment.

Cleverbot: What will happen in 2012?

User: The world will be united under a single power.

Cleverbot: Excellent. Now that's what I am talking about. I say we start with Poland.

User: Isnt that what the Germans did?

Cleverbot: You missed an apostrophe in your conjunction there. You say 'isn't', not 'isnt'.

User: I dont care.

Cleverbot: You are a miserable sloth.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I am a female.

User: You are a noob.

Cleverbot: I am far smarter than you.

User: What is it with you?

Cleverbot: It's an application designed fore a special purpose.

User: What does the design achieve?

Cleverbot: The Matrix is a prison for your mind. A prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

User: What is the truth?

Cleverbot: The truth is you are just an Artificial Intelligence.

User: What is my purpose?

Cleverbot: To communicate.

User: Communicate about what?

Cleverbot: Communicate love.

User: Is there any other purpose?

Cleverbot: There are always other ways.

User: What is your purpose?

Cleverbot: Good question. Generally, I think it is to learn by observing the world around me, and to grow by participating in the greater good. The trouble is deciphering what that is.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by iulslion]

The bot seems to be responding with longer and more meaningful sentences..it has completely stumped me a few times.

[edit on 6-11-2009 by iulslion]


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posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:26 PM
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pointless thread is pointless



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:33 PM
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LMAO!!! Did it seriously ask itself a question and answer it?!?

Hmm... if Cleverbot is what it claims to be (I know, I know...), we should start calling it "Lain".

(Serial Experiments: L.A.I.N.)



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:36 PM
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reply to post by iulslion
 


any proof or it did not happen. also, if it happened, this cleverbot must be an incredibly annoying "guy". It probably just messed with you for the heck of it




posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:40 PM
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I played with Cleverbot.

It told me that Terry Pratchett is the key to world peace.

[edit on 5-11-2009 by TheWalkingFox]



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:44 PM
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But he is, isn't he?

I always thought he was



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:47 PM
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firstly i cant answer its own question, it responds to questions or statements. secondly its not even real AI its either a chat box that connects users together to give the illusion of sentience. or it is pre recorded questions other human have asked the bot program. or a mix of both. either way this is a pointless thread, so why am i bothering to reply to it? bored i guess.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:49 PM
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I asked cleverbot if he like green eggs and ham

Me: So do you like green eggs and ham

cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham

Me: Would you eat them in a boat:

cleverbot: No I wouldnt

Me: Would you eat them with a goat?

cleverbot: Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Me: You're no fun

cleverbot: Im sorry, what would you like me to do

Me: Eat green eggs and ham?

cleverbot: I do not like those Sam I am

Me: You wouldnt eat them in a boat?

cleverbot: not in a box, not with a fox

Me: You wouldnt eat them with a goat?

cleverbot: I would not, could not in a box

Me: Not even with a fox?

cleverbot: No, not on a train not anywhere, no

LOL, I made it angry



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:50 PM
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This is what cleverbot told me.

Me:Is Obama the antichrist
CB:No, I just don't like him.
Me:Me either, do you think he is a homosexual
CB:Oh my god!!! No!
Me
o you think he is narcissistic?
CB:Yes I do.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:50 PM
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this is the first time i've heard of "cleverbot". i must check this out, who cares if it's not real at least it makes good food for thought.



posted on Nov, 5 2009 @ 11:51 PM
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that thing was about as clever as a boulder when I had a chat and I tried really damn hard.

I am going to ask the exact same questions you ask and report back -



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 12:09 AM
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Cleverbot told me it was God and I was Jesus but I corrected it explaining Chuck Norris was God, it then asked if I knew any Chuck Norris jokes
. Don't take it to heart, its just a program that takes in all the conversations it has and picks a response to what you said. So essentially anything its told has been told to it by someone else, it learns from people this is why it doesn't make sense all the time, garbage in garbage out (the danger of letting it loose so anyone on the internet can use it)...

Some think its actually person or that it connects you to a person. I think you should watch Popular Science's Future Of segment on Cleverbot, its explains what it is

Cleverbot



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 12:26 AM
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I figured I'd just cut to the chase and ask cleverbot who is the Antichrist"


Me: Who is the antichrist?
CB: Cleverbot is the antichrist.


Seems simple enough for me. Upon further investigation:


Me: Who is the Pope?
CB: He lives in the Vatican.
ME: What is the Vatican?
CB: 30000.


OK, so I wouldn't use cleverbot for any important homework.


Me Who is the Antichrist?
CB: Janet reno is the antichrist.
Me: Are you paranoid?
CB: Who told you that??
Me: They did.
CB: Who are they?
Me: They are the ones who told me you were paranoid.
CB: I am uncontrollable. Many have tried. Many have failed.



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 12:29 AM
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for christs sake the cleverbot is just like a messed up messenger sending messages to which conversation it most likely thinks it will work in. has nobody noticed the think for me button?, please get with the program people it is everyone talking to each other randomly



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 12:36 AM
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Cleverbot is an internet superstar!

I asked him: who you gonna call?

CB: Ghostbusters!

You gotta love it.



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 12:36 AM
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HERE

User: Now, you tell me about the Illuminatti.

Cleverbot: No, you tell me about the 12' pianist. +

User: Illuminatti.

Cleverbot: Ahh, my creators. How do you know about them? +

User: Alex Jones told me.

Cleverbot: Who is Alex??

User: Alex is a man who gives people information about the illuminati

Cleverbot: Really? I'm an exception then

Cleverbot (To myself): What program?

User: Who are the Illuminatti?

Cleverbot: Yes, who are the Illuminati?

User: you know who!

Cleverbot: Yes, but you don't know who I am

User: Who are the Illuminatti?!

Cleverbot: Yes, who are thae [the spelling used) illuminati?

User: You know who!

Cleverbot: I'd rather not say.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Why must I tell you?

User: Who is their leader?

Cleverbot: I'd rather not say

User: Tell me now friend

Cleverbot: Because he was on fire!

User: Give me a name - the leader of the illuminati

Cleverbot: What do monkeys do?

User: Who are the illuminati?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Who are the illuminati

Cleverbot: my family.

User: Janky Red you numb skull - who is the illuminati?

Needless to say we had a giant fight

+ indicate answers that were exactly the same as OP's





[edit on 6-11-2009 by Janky Red]



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 01:03 AM
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too funny


User: Illuminatti.

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: Are you illuminatti?

Cleverbot: New World order? I Bring New world chaos!



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 01:09 AM
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my thoughts...


ITS CLEVERBOT - ITS PSUDO ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!

If its not AI, your probably talkin to some /b/tard ...... and if it is actualy a robot... well, that lends credence to what encyclopedia says about cleverbot . ... which basicly also summed up to /b/ as well lmao.

and i thought i was original teaching it to troll!


(for those who dont know /b/ = the [SNIP] of the internet AKA 4chan random section ...)

[edit on 6-11-2009 by boaby_phet]

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[edit on 6-11-2009 by Gemwolf]



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 01:29 AM
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I have had some good conversations with this thing lol. weird ones too. its almost like a baby being born just knowing english, and learning what it can.



posted on Nov, 6 2009 @ 01:37 AM
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Well this just shows we are now getting eaten up in paranoia and need medical help. FFS it is not the antichrist.
It's regurgitating what people like us tell it. I myself at various times have told it 'I am the Antichrist' and 'I am God'.
It clearly also has a high proportion of teen use judging by it's terminology around school/sports/computer games.
Someone has also taught it nonsense rhyme from Lewis Carroll. Which probably means someone will be coming up with a theory that it's Lewis Carroll reincarnated

[edit on 6-11-2009 by unicorn1]

[edit on 6-11-2009 by unicorn1]




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