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My parents were fundies dude, and since I was a small boy they insisted that aliens and UFO's were real... but they were demons trying to trick us into thinking they're from another planet.
Originally posted by stevcolx
reply to post by moocowman
Well seeing as there is no God and Jesus never existed in the first place does it matter?
Originally posted by moocowman
Originally posted by stevcolx
reply to post by moocowman
Well seeing as there is no God and Jesus never existed in the first place does it matter?
Well with a billion or so people claiming the opposite, I guess it does , unless of course it doesn't
But they haven't spoken to me in 20 years, because I am possessed by the "foul demon of homosexuality" and it's off to hell I go, lol.
Originally posted by moocowman
reply to post by Angus123
But they haven't spoken to me in 20 years, because I am possessed by the "foul demon of homosexuality" and it's off to hell I go, lol.
Christ mate I'm sorry to hear that, their pastor obviously neglected to consider that a demon had been humping your mother in order to produce you.
I recently met half a dozen drug addicts who claimed that jesus cured them of their addiction.Perhaps if I introduce you to them they could get jesus to cure you homosexual disease.
Perhaps we could may day of it and invite some of the children who've had their limbs blown off by land mines, and get them all fixed up like new.
If there are any pastors or priests etc reading this, please feel free to invite us along to a healing/prayer meeting or something so we can start eradicating this swine flu before any more children die.
I have a good life and am no longer weighed down by the guilt and shame they dish up like so much Hamburger Helper. And the fact that I worked my way through college and make a ton more money than my father is something that I've heard eats away at them, lol.
xcowman, you think you have stumbled onto some big news? Everything you told us about in this thread was foretold, was prophesied by the Word of God through His Prophets.
Can I ask what have you done or are dong to help some one else in this world that is in need? ?????