Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass, page 3

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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 03:19 PM by finemanm

This is the Monica Lewinsky of flys.

Dave Chaple made a joke about the Clinton/Lewinsky saying that the United States President is so powerful and famous that having "not" sex with him will make you famous.

Now we have a two page thread about this fly that got swatted. Its amazing how much attention we pay to the President that doing a mundane thing like swating a bug evokes a two page thread.

At least he didn't offer the bug a bailout.

Edit to add: Wow, a three page thread.

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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 03:32 PM by WhatTheory

It must have escaped from under Michelle's fashionable dress.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 03:34 PM by Hefficide

reply to post by WhatTheory

See. Now you're in the danger zone. Barack may mercilessly kill flies for fun. But Michelle looks like she'd go all kinds of Chuck Norris on anyone who made fun of her wardrobe.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 03:38 PM by sickofitall2012

You guys crack me up!!!!

I love this site!!!!!

I don't know about anyone else, but I feel much safer now.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 04:11 PM by WhatTheory

Originally posted by sickofitall2012

You guys crack me up!!!!

I love this site!!!!!

I don't know about anyone else, but I feel much safer now.

Courtesy of Obama and the useless news media.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 04:52 PM by WhatTheory

bump because thread moved to low traffic forum.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 04:55 PM by Tartarspoon

and what about that slap, was that overkill or what? I swear I nearly jumped out of my seat when I heard it.

I was surprised there was anything left of the fly after that.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 09:55 PM by finemanm

reply to post by WhatTheory

Ask and ye shall recieve!

WASHINGTON – The group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants the flyswatter in chief to try taking a more humane attitude the next time he's bedeviled by a fly in the White House.

PETA is sending President Barack Obama a Katcha Bug Humane Bug Catcher, a device that allows users to trap a house fly and then release it outside.

"We support compassion even for the most curious, smallest and least sympathetic animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Friedrich said Wednesday. "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals."

news.yahoo.com...

It didn't take long for PETA to look for the spotlight.

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 11:23 PM by skyeyes

reply to post by Hefficide

Well it is all good and right that people wonder at this man! After all, after the Kents discovered him, as an infant, in the wreckage of his spacecraft... No, wait, that isn't right.............

HHHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA,AAAAAHHHHAAAAA,AAHAAAAHAHHHHHAAA, wait I'm cry'n, AAAHHHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHHHH,AHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAH, (snort), AHHHHAHHHHHHA,HHAHAHHAHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAHH. THAT'S FUNNNY!!!!!!

reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 11:32 PM by dgtempe

I thought it was hilarious!

I have to say my husband does it all the time- hardly ever misses.

Some people just have it, and some aint.

reply posted on 18-6-2009 @ 01:02 AM by GuyverUnit I

Originally posted by bakednutz
You know what Obama was really thinking when he killed the fly? He was thinking it was you and I that he was killing, along with the economy.

OH what a BRILLIANT caption that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Obama kills flies as fast as he kills economies!"

reply posted on 18-6-2009 @ 01:04 AM by GuyverUnit I

Originally posted by WhatTheory
It must have escaped from under Michelle's fashionable dress.

boooooo hisss boooooooo
you just pulled a Letterman

reply posted on 18-6-2009 @ 01:32 AM by theneoilluminati

lol @ nanotech spy fly

It's a possibility.

At least he's swatting flies and not more innocent countries.

reply posted on 18-6-2009 @ 03:22 PM by WhatTheory

Originally posted by GuyverUnit I

Originally posted by WhatTheory
It must have escaped from under Michelle's fashionable dress.
boooooo hisss boooooooo
you just pulled a Letterman

Except for the fact that Michelle is not underage or an innocent new teenager and I did not say anything about rape from a ballplayer.

reply posted on 22-6-2009 @ 05:41 AM by TheRealTruth

HI

I just found an intersting thesis.

I also think that Obama is not able to kill a fly. He just killed something to demonstrate his power.

I think it is just a conspiracy.

Watch this

www.youtube.com...

What do you think of it?

reply posted on 22-6-2009 @ 06:36 AM by AgentX09

Im surprised the usually vigilant secret service didnt act.Two of them were later fired when the dead fly was found to be a republican.

reply posted on 27-6-2009 @ 03:15 PM by noangels

waiter,theres a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir,obama is sat at the next table

Actualy joking aside I havnt killed a living creature since childhood,I know its only a fly-guess Im a soft hippy

The media love him

Looks like being POTUS give you quick reactions,Bush jnr dodged the shoe attack quickly too

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