Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass

Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass

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Wow, did you hear all the applause and cheers in the background? You would think Obama just saved somebodys life by running into a burning building.

I posted this to bring a little levity and fun on ATS but I mean come on.....does the media have to write articles and make a story out of every little thing Obama does?

I wonder if PETA will denounce Obama's actions.

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Here is the YouTube video just in case the link gets overloaded:

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[edit on 6/16/2009 by WhatTheory]

Well it is all good and right that people wonder at this man! After all, after the Kents discovered him, as an infant, in the wreckage of his spacecraft... No, wait, that isn't right...

Oh, when his family fled to Egypt to avoid King Herod... Ack that's not right either...

When Barack finally met Morpheus and was offered his choice of pills... Wait, no, no...

In the beginning there was Barack... Jeez that's not right either...

When Barack used the curse "Barbara Striesand" to send Saddam back to Hell.... Nope not it either...

Oh, oh, oh! When Barack set aside the equipment and used the force to shoot the tiny hole in the death star! No?

Forget it! At least we can look back and say that the dude was good at killing flies.

Maybe it was a nanotech spy fly? Russian? Chinese? Or American?

I think the interviewer wet himself.
It was like watching a teenage groupie at a Backstreet Boys event.
"O! MY! GOD! he just killed a FLY. He is SOOOOOOOOOOOO wicked awesome!"

I bet after it was over there was a brawl over who got the dead fly.
Bet it ends up on Ebay.





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I wonder where he learned his fly killing techniques.

I smell another CZAR coming up.

Pest Control Czar.

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I wonder if PETA has been notified. They seem to be on roll these days with the protection of dead fish and protecting silkworms for their silk.

Holy Crap!! That is freakin hilarious!!!!!

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Now that is funny.

Obama will now nationalize the pest control industry or at the least be next in line for a bailout.

You know what else is really good at killing flys? Reptiles.

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North Korea, look out! LOL

Things that make you go Hmmm.....
Didn't see that one coming.

Haaa the responses in this thread had me cracking up! As for ebay you know someone somewhere would buy it!

Oh God - He is a Reptilian! That explains everything.

I want to know how a fly got in the White House.
This seems suspicious to me.

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It was on the visitor list.

All's legit.

Now all we have to do is get Osama Bin Laden to buzz around during an Obama interview. Problem solved.

I'm not so sure Obama would slap his Muslim brother.
Sorry, could not resist.

If it was a nanotech fly then Obama with his Messiah like brain power just showed our enemies how to defeat a multi-million dollar piece of advanced technology.

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