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Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass


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reply posted on 16-6-2009 @ 09:24 PM by Witness2008


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Tartarspoon...that is one messed up avatar.

About the fly....that's messed up too.



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reply posted on 16-6-2009 @ 09:53 PM by WhatTheory


Originally posted by Stormdancer777
I want to know how a fly got in the White House.
This seems suspicious to me.

It's a conspiracy....it's a conspiracy I tell you!



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reply posted on 16-6-2009 @ 10:02 PM by 5thElement


No more elephant for Reps, forget about it...

Household Fly (fruit fly in Alaska) is gonna be from now on new Republican mascot



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reply posted on 16-6-2009 @ 10:36 PM by Stormdancer777


Originally posted by jam321
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I want to knwow how a fly got in the White House.
This seems suspicious to me.


It was on the visitor list.

All's legit.



OMG LOLOLOL
two lines



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reply posted on 16-6-2009 @ 10:51 PM by R3KR


Now all we need are large box's of fly's....

Should keep him from making any decisions for a while




PS: Congratulations on your achievement, you look like you should get some beer and celebrate.


[edit on 16-6-2009 by R3KR]



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 05:25 AM by WhatTheory


Bump because I think it's funny.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 05:32 AM by fizzy1


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But can he catch them with a pair of chopsticks eh? I think not!!



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 05:43 AM by mortalengine


Well I guess it's safe to say he's lost the support of the Buddhists...

almost a one liner...



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 05:44 AM by andy1033


Originally posted by fizzy1
reply to post by Hefficide



But can he catch them with a pair of chopsticks eh? I think not!!


You may give him ideas, lol.

What great news service you guys have. Can you imagine gordan brown and asarkoxy now sitting there trying to catch flies, lol



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:00 AM by afaik


Damn reptillians, there sneaky.

I reckon he really wanted to use his tongue, but didn't want to blow the cover.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:10 AM by woodwardjnr


later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly, letting it fly off into the sunset to the sounds of Michael jacksons "heal the world"



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:12 AM by afaik


Originally posted by woodwardjnr
later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly, letting it fly off into the sunset to the sounds of Michael jacksons "heal the world"


Ha, yeah,
Then in the next one they'll have him swatting it again!



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:30 AM by CX


I swear his tounge shot out and got it first!

I have to admit, i was waiting for the creature lovers of the world to come onto this post shouting about him killing a fly.

Glad to see it's being kept as a laugh like it is.

CX.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:37 AM by FlyersFan


I couldn't believe it when I saw this story was HEADLINES on the TV news.
The Cult of Obama is alive and well.

Originally posted by outsider13
You know what else is really good at killing flys? Reptiles.

OMG you just made my morning!

Originally posted by jam321
It was on the visitor list.

You mean the SECRET visitors list.
And how did you get to see that?



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 06:52 AM by bakednutz


You know what Obama was really thinking when he killed the fly? He was thinking it was you and I that he was killing, along with the economy.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 07:05 AM by jibeho


I don't recall actually seeing the corpse on the video clip. I think an investigation is warranted in order to head of an inquisition from PETA.

Obama does have some pretty quick reflexes though. I would imagine that he pretended that the fly was Biden buzzing around his ear.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 07:08 AM by jjkenobi


Definitive proof he is not the AntiChrist, God, or Superman. They would have all killed the fly with laser beams from their eyes. Instead he smacked it against his own hand like the barbarian cretin he is.



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 07:41 AM by prevenge


i love how everybody thinks it was a real fly.
just put a fake one on the ground and act like you killed one then zoom in on the fake one. piece of cake wag the fly.

i think it's purposefully symbolizing an elbow nudge to n.korea or iran saying this is what happens to pests.

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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 02:50 PM by WhatTheory


Originally posted by woodwardjnr
later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly

Well, we all know that he is the Messiah right?



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reply posted on 17-6-2009 @ 03:08 PM by Majorion


So what, the guy killed a fly, big deal.

I've flushed tens of mosquitos down the toilet, the point being?



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