Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass

reply to post by Tartarspoon


Tartarspoon...that is one messed up avatar.

About the fly....that's messed up too.

Originally posted by Stormdancer777
I want to know how a fly got in the White House.
This seems suspicious to me.

It's a conspiracy....it's a conspiracy I tell you!

No more elephant for Reps, forget about it...

Household Fly (fruit fly in Alaska) is gonna be from now on new Republican mascot

Originally posted by jam321
reply to post by Stormdancer777

 

I want to knwow how a fly got in the White House.
This seems suspicious to me.

It was on the visitor list.

All's legit.

OMG LOLOLOL
two lines

Now all we need are large box's of fly's....

Should keep him from making any decisions for a while




PS: Congratulations on your achievement, you look like you should get some beer and celebrate.


[edit on 16-6-2009 by R3KR]

Bump because I think it's funny.

reply to post by Hefficide


But can he catch them with a pair of chopsticks eh? I think not!!

Well I guess it's safe to say he's lost the support of the Buddhists...

almost a one liner...

Originally posted by fizzy1
reply to post by Hefficide

 

But can he catch them with a pair of chopsticks eh? I think not!!

You may give him ideas, lol.

What great news service you guys have. Can you imagine gordan brown and asarkoxy now sitting there trying to catch flies, lol

Damn reptillians, there sneaky.

I reckon he really wanted to use his tongue, but didn't want to blow the cover.

later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly, letting it fly off into the sunset to the sounds of Michael jacksons "heal the world"

Originally posted by woodwardjnr
later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly, letting it fly off into the sunset to the sounds of Michael jacksons "heal the world"

Ha, yeah,
Then in the next one they'll have him swatting it again!

I swear his tounge shot out and got it first!

I have to admit, i was waiting for the creature lovers of the world to come onto this post shouting about him killing a fly.

Glad to see it's being kept as a laugh like it is.

CX.

I couldn't believe it when I saw this story was HEADLINES on the TV news.
The Cult of Obama is alive and well.

Originally posted by outsider13
You know what else is really good at killing flys? Reptiles.

OMG you just made my morning!

Originally posted by jam321
It was on the visitor list.

You mean the SECRET visitors list.
And how did you get to see that?

You know what Obama was really thinking when he killed the fly? He was thinking it was you and I that he was killing, along with the economy.

I don't recall actually seeing the corpse on the video clip. I think an investigation is warranted in order to head of an inquisition from PETA.

Obama does have some pretty quick reflexes though. I would imagine that he pretended that the fly was Biden buzzing around his ear.

Definitive proof he is not the AntiChrist, God, or Superman. They would have all killed the fly with laser beams from their eyes. Instead he smacked it against his own hand like the barbarian cretin he is.

i love how everybody thinks it was a real fly.
just put a fake one on the ground and act like you killed one then zoom in on the fake one. piece of cake wag the fly.

i think it's purposefully symbolizing an elbow nudge to n.korea or iran saying this is what happens to pests.

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Originally posted by woodwardjnr
later we will get the video where Obama resusitates the fly

Well, we all know that he is the Messiah right?

So what, the guy killed a fly, big deal.

I've flushed tens of mosquitos down the toilet, the point being?