"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

reply to post by mblahnikluver


If you ever replace your Avatar back to the one with the loud trousers, you'd be mine hands down.

For my Lady............



Oh, my lady
I'm alone, you'd feel your presence in the night
Oh, my lady
Through the storm I felt your fire, saw your light
Oh, my lady

I said lady, I can feel
That soon my lady will be free
And ain't it like walkin' out after the pourin' rain
To meet the morning train

Oh, my lady
There will be time for reflection and for play
Oh, my lady
Well, a darker night will dawn a brighter day
Oh, my lady

I said lady, I can feel
That soon my lady will be real
And ain't it like walkin' out after the pourin' rain
To meet the morning train

And life being what it is
She'll be round in time
And time changing like it does
Oh, won't change my mind about my lady so real
I said, my lady can feel
And ain't it like walkin' out through the pourin' rain
To meet the morning train

Oh, my lady
I said lady, I can feel
That soon my lady will be real
And ain't it like walkin' out after the pourin' rain
To meet the morning train
Well, in the morning rain
Oh, my lady

OK for my Real Life sweetie - Franco, A non-basement dwelling, mountain man...delicious


HHH x


[edit on 7-4-2010 by zazzafrazz]

And back to ATS crushes

I don't know if she posts on here really but if she does, I love her like she was my own daughter.

Ok well at last maybe I should come clean.



There is a secret I have not told people on ATS until now.



I am infact very famous in my country and around the world.




Alas all that fame has led me to not trust the wonderful women of the world as they are all groupies......




And my two wives don’t have the minds or hearts of some of the Amazonian Diva's found in this community.....



I have much to bring to you adoring Goddess women on here......





3 bears and many goats I am infact no other than:










[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/d4e9f3d97b7c.jpg[/atsimg]




You like?


We could farm Yaks together, much good life for you!

reply to post by MischeviousElf


Just some friendly advice. If you want to attract the ladies, try stuffing the socks in the front of your undies next time.

Originally posted by kinda kurious
reply to post by MischeviousElf

 

Just some friendly advice. If you want to attract the ladies, try stuffing the socks in the front of your undies next time.

ummm triple ewww, and you won't fool the ladies of ATS that way.

The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
.

AD is my ATS crush and most of all my real life love. I look forward to many years of love, laughter, and happiness with her.

I have a few ATS crushes at the moment. One of them knows who she is, but her boyfriend put a swift halt to any of that !!

I fly by whims, and today I have an infatuation with GivenMay, she's like a tootsie roll pop, .... a beautiful sweet exterior, and a center constructed of pure evil.

It is a forbidden love, .... for if we were to ever procreate our child would be the antichrist and would spur the process of armagedon.

On our vietnamese honeymoon I would prolly wake up in a bathtub full of ice, a kidney or two lighter.

I guess when someone is unattainable it makes them more attractive. So thats my crush of the day, perhaps I will return to add more, haha.

Admittedly, I am a tad jealous of all my fellow BTS'ers who continue to post drippy love songs to one another. As I remain unspoken for I present an ode to my right hand.


Who knows with enough practice and a little luck, things might change.

Hopefully soon as I am running low on old socks.

[edit on 8-4-2010 by kinda kurious]

[edit on 9-4-2010 by kinda kurious]

For the love of God, would someone please crush on KK?

anyone?


anyone at all?????

reply to post by tribewilder


no way!!!!

I would be chained to the laundry cleaning dirty socks...yuk....FLEES THIS THREAD

reply to post by zazzafrazz


Errrrmmmmm. We don't wash those Zaz. They are sacrificed in the call of duty.

Although I'm kinda digging the chained part.



[edit on 8-4-2010 by kinda kurious]

For my beautiful crush!

[edit on 9-4-2010 by valiant]

reply to post by valiant




...to my everything!

[edit on 4/9/2010 by Givenmay]

Originally posted by kinda kurious
reply to post by zazzafrazz

 

Errrrmmmmm. We don't wash those Zaz. They are sacrificed in the call of duty.

Although I'm kinda digging the chained part.



[edit on 8-4-2010 by kinda kurious]

OMG

MASSIVE TMI

Originally posted by BlackMustang
AD is my ATS crush and most of all my real life love. I look forward to many years of love, laughter, and happiness with her.

reply to post by Givenmay