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"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

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posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 09:46 AM
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Thanks Ladies for the overwhelming U2U's begging for a chance to be on my backup list.

As many of you have seen the NO VACANCY sign on my hot tub realize that Valiant has chosen me as her crushee. She seems to be severing prior commitments with other ATS babes which I will allow if I can get signed model / photo releases.


I will keep your many requests handy on a first come, first served basis should the cyber-flirt thang fizzle. Which I highly doubt due to Valiant's impeccable reputation and since most of my past conquests were with female units whose BMI exceed their IQ's by several digits. (I had always bought into the Annunaki ancestry angle.) But they always offered great "toe-cleavage" and I am a huge foot man with a profound weakness for open toed shoes and painting women's toe nails. (But enough about me, I could go on forever and you are all in mourning.)

Regardless, don't be too disapponted, there is always support groups out there. I can speak of first-hand experience with "Plant Owners Without Partners."

And since many have inquired about my mention of the "crevice tool"


I wasn't bluffing and know how to use it.




posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 11:25 AM
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reply to post by kinda kurious
 


Ummmm...why do you keep referring to Valiant as a she?????



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 11:44 AM
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OMG ! Grandpappy Kurious warned me of such enigmas down here in BTS, but I thought he meant avoid enemas.

You mean Valiant isn't a squatter?


CODE BLUE: SADDLE THE CAMELS, WE RIDE AT DAWN!
Time to enact Operation Backup List.

ATS Ladies Anyone else feeling lucky?






[edit on 24-3-2010 by kinda kurious]



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 11:56 AM
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Your avatar reminds me of the great Ric Flair...



WOOOOOOOOOOOO!



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 11:59 AM
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Yes, I thought I should just tell you before, well, you know.....

There should be a list made on this thread as to who is male and who is female, as well as their sexuality preferences.

Could avoid embarrassment down the line..

pssst...Givenmay is female and a real hottie as well..



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 12:53 PM
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Actually it is Karl Laggerfeld. But thanks, no one has EVER identified him.



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 12:59 PM
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Thanks Bro. I owe you big time.

And to think I was going to sacrifice my "Special Purpose" with him/her.
This interweb can be a scary place.


Oh well, other fishies in the sea. Just got to pull out my lucky worm.
:bnghd:



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by kinda kurious
reply to post by Chadwickus
 


Actually it is Karl Laggerfeld. But thanks, no one has EVER identified him.



Pfft Identified immediately, and have always been KINDA KURIOUS why you have him on your avvie?



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 04:54 PM
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I knew it was Karl as well. Hell of a photographer, and I think he also dabbles in fashion or something like that.



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:08 PM
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Sorry fella, it was all in jest!






posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by zazzafrazz

Originally posted by kinda kurious
reply to post by Chadwickus
 


Actually it is Karl Laggerfeld. But thanks, no one has EVER identified him.



Pfft Identified immediately, and have always been KINDA KURIOUS why you have him on your avvie?


I like his style and cologne.

Plus also famously said:
"Personality begins where comparison ends.”
"Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes."
"Some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that."

And oh yeah he is German.

Can you sleep now? Did I kill your cat? (curiosity?)

Impressive that you recognized him.



[edit on 24-3-2010 by kinda kurious]



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:17 PM
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No prob. Fun to get pwned down here.

But I'm still not gonna French Kiss ya.



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:25 PM
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That's ok I have plenty of reserves ready for that



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:46 PM
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The utter irony is that I have an openly gay fashion designer as my Avatar
and am heterosexual and you are a male with a female Avatar. Funny in a "I'm glad we're not stuck on a remote desert island together" kinda way.

We must both enjoy messing with other's perceptions.


Moving on.....OK Ladies now that the "Taming of the Shrew" is over any takers?

Remember I have a Black Belt in pedicures and foot massage.

[edit on 24-3-2010 by kinda kurious]



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by tribewilder
reply to post by zazzafrazz
 


I knew it was Karl as well. Hell of a photographer, and I think he also dabbles in fashion or something like that.


Yep, he runs Chanel, Fendi and his own line. Nice dabble!



posted on Mar, 24 2010 @ 06:09 PM
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I do, a few people have thought i'm female, so your not alone.... it's pretty funny! but no i'm a 100% straight male! just looove my girl avatars!



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 10:04 PM
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Mercy sakes Valiant. If you had that Avatar up when you were acting all Seductified I might not have got my Man Gravy all flowing. And now my Laundry is piling up.



[edit on 25-3-2010 by kinda kurious]



posted on Mar, 26 2010 @ 01:52 AM
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Originally posted by kinda kurious
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Mercy sakes Valiant. If you had that Avatar up when you were acting all Seductified I might not have got my Man Gravy all flowing. And now my Laundry is piling up.



[edit on 25-3-2010 by kinda kurious]


Man gravy eh!

He'll dissapear soon.....it's a mood swing kinda thing!



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 09:24 PM
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Hmmmm.

If I did have a crush on an ATS member, this would be a fitting song for her.





posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 10:59 PM
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Hey i'm sure someone is in love with me here. I dont want to read the whole thread, so could someone tell me who has the hots for me?

Thank you.









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